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TevishSzat
No need to be paranoid, but maybe he could have taken sensible precautions against the clue bat like not being a complete ass in public.
Imakethingsweird
And no braincell of value was lost
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
Baughr
He deserved to get hit with a bat
NightfallEverdark
If it was a legitimate baseball bat attack, the body has ways of shutting that down.
Ifitaintbendinyoujustpretendin
“Brother” Dean?
Shaodyn
What was the expected response here? Was he expecting a woman to go "Yeah, you're right. I totally do"?
DrSchlepenstein
It was God's will.
AngryGraphicDesigner
You can say what you want to, but don’t expect there to not be a response.
IG1Fields
He was actually carrying a “Hit Me in the Fucking Head with a Baseball Bat” sign - whether he knew it or not.
zeropercentperfection
It’s his fault for having such a punchable face.
XuncuTheTiger
If it was a legitimate beating, his christian body would have a way to just shut that whole thing down.
momschancla
I don't care what religion, fuck you for even thinking like that
somnif
Fun fact, when this happened he was actually 'preaching' in front of a high school.
GodSaysNo
Such a shame that only one person hit him with a bat
JCBalance
If it's a legitimate baseball bat, the body has ways of shutting it down.
Pillmatic540540
If the beating is inevitable he should just relax and enjoy it.
RXJ235231
I believe that's called a concussion or a coma
icommentwithgif
Don’t assume his trauma condition... that’s diagnostist
DavidCopaFeal
Lmao
andychristman2000
What was he wearing?
hunted444
A sign.
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
NoT a helmet
omgihadtowork
Tevas and cargo shorts. Clearly begging for it.
DavidCopaFeal
6 year old boys
coffeeismyfriend
kojenk
his friend Jesus across the room ":<"
glenngriffon
i didn't see an acute over the U so it's not Jesús.
bigheeb76
Swing for the fences!
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
I don't get it. Jesus would have come aboard this dude and shamed him. How can they miss the mark so badly???
cainofdreaming
Jesus would have slowly and methodically made a whip and then gone to town on him.
Lurkyforjerky
Shoulda doubletapped
matthdew
Brother Dean? Brother Dean.
DeadWhiteMale
2016 Arizona. He even said "You need to stop looking up naughty, nasty things on the Internet.”
OmniscientZiltoid
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I stop looking up those things in the internet
nopenononope
I would try to rape this guy the moment I saw him. He deserves it.
KirkSteel
Yeah, did you see the way he was dressed?
juicynibbler
Wtf is wrong with you
nopenononope
Yeah, I know. It's wrong... I just... I feel like all his arguments just as easily apply to him, so... philosophically... he's fine with it.
icommentwithsteveharvey
BruceJi
Talk at, lol
ButCanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightAtStoke
Assholes and fake sunday christians. Only religious because there are some scriptures they can interpret for an excuse to be homophobic.
bradendwilliamson5
Please do, I want to see the the assholes at my church get a taste of their own medicine
SmashySashimi
.
StarscreamAndHutch
This. When was the last time you saw cloud Jesus? Oh, never? Huh. Interesting.
mouseasw
Does a web server technician fixing an Imgur outage count?
GriffinMann41
You can't forget the classic "I'm going to grab my buddies and beat you bloody in the street"
PhilomenaCunk
"I respect your right to do what you do in your own home, but I don't want you around kids. They might get ideas that your way is normal.'
MiCarino
PuppyDontCare
I'd say that to a Catholic priest
TheBeege
This should be a thing. Evangelicals fall under the tolerance paradox. Let's cease tolerating them socially.
icommentwithsteveharvey
TheBeege
That's not Steve Harvey! I am disappoint
icommentwithsteveharvey
Dont be, my username isnt ionlycommentwithsteveharvey
Thisisheavydoc
Something about conversion therapy.
dyxj
I mean, they are heretical, according to the Catholics and orthodoxies. Oddly, orthodoxies view Catholics as heretics, but reverse doesn't.
lozeldatkm
icommentwithsteveharvey
Thisisheavydoc
Accurate
Zahnradfee
"I will pray to Ishtar for your soul."
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
I'm a Christian and I approve this message.
mrsham899124
Same
Tulcien
Same
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
Same
kiwizthetank2
Same
Lowslefthand
Same
86fierogt
That's "Brother Dean" as we all called him. He'd come preach on campus at UofA. Very entertaining between classes
KaterTheCreater
Bear down!
Glittershart
Religion is a devastating mental illness that plagues all of humanity...
quietwalker
Disgusting. You can't just hit someone with a baseball bat because you disagree with them. Use a gun like an american and shoot the scum.
glenngriffon
my mother taught me that you get to know them first. then slowly destroy their soul. emotional pain never fully heals.
quietwalker
That's far too much effort for a wank stain like this. Shoot 'em, dump 'em, forget 'em.
glenngriffon
i don't disagree but it's also very enjoyable to watch someone deserving slowly become emotionally unhinged, but only if they deserve it.
HolyCowDoNotEat
DukePhelan
Death is easy, blunt force trauma to the head can last a lifetime!
quietwalker
There's only one sure way to make an injury last a lifetime.
MapleSyrupMafia
As long as it's in the dick, it's fair game.
MaybeIllDisappear
So someone picked up a woman with a baseball bat and hit him in the head with her?
eyeLied
"by" not "with"
rshini
If she's short, yes.
rulesareforrobots
You are absolutely correct and you officially run the internet today! I love you!
WhichIsIt
He was hit in the head by a baseball bat that was wielding a woman
bradendwilliamson5
As a catholic I denounce people who say and do things that are insensitive such as this ..."preacher"
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
I don't think within the Christian community amongst many denominations even non-denomination this is the stance they take on rape.
bril350
Not openly.
HolyCowDoNotEat
So many downvotes and yet this is always the attitude when women/men open up about rape. Blame the victim, cover it up. Too embarrassing.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Well it's not like it's hard to become a preacher. Just find a street corner and start preaching.
bradendwilliamson5
Pretty much
bradendwilliamson5
As an add-on to what I was saying, I don't particularly want to be catholic, because I'm seen as supporting/funding people I hate.
bradendwilliamson5
And to top it off, if you blame the victim, you are no better than the rapist. Maybe even worse.
BishlamekGurpgork
I mean, I denounce him as a human that's not bugfuck insane.
butterflybuttler221
Mmm I dont want to stir this pot, but I can't help it. As a Catholic you support & fund one of the biggest pederast groups in the world, 1
butterflybuttler221
That seems a bit more insensitive than a sign, no matter how horrible. 2
bradendwilliamson5
That bastard deserved what he got
loremaster85
He got off easy.
bradendwilliamson5
The more I've thought about that P.O.S it's made me angry, he definitely deserved more, for a religion based on love, it's sure full of hate
aintnothinbutahounddog28
So you consider saying women deserve to be raped is 'insensitive'?? Wow. What do you consider ppl wearing 6mwe clothes? Impolite?
bradendwilliamson5
He was being extremely insensitive, he needs to be excommunicated, and as for the 6mwe, those people can rot in hell.
whatmakesushuman
Wtf is 6mwe?
BethanTraveler
It’s nazi for six million wasn’t enough in reference to genocide during the Holocaust.
whatmakesushuman
Jesus fucking Christ.
bradendwilliamson5
Insensitive is also an understatement
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Yes that was my exact point. Strange word to choose given the subject matter. Of course imgur is extremely MRA heavy comment even suggesting
bradendwilliamson5
I was trying to communicate that you are correct and I agree with you. I'm not great with communication sry
aintnothinbutahounddog28
rape is bad and a serious issue is downvoted. And now to prove me wrong about the downvoting accusation they will downvote this comment
Retrikaethan
how do you remain catholic when the vatican is basically a pedophile rapist protection racket?
Cantandwont
I often wonder this as well. And if you take away the church thing, you're basically a protestant.
bradendwilliamson5
Because my family forces me to
Retrikaethan
sounds like you need to get away from your family, then.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Some of us stopped.
Retrikaethan
not enough to be brutally honest.
unbournespy
Amen...jesus was the first to say it "fuck around and find out"
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
So many people don't realize that is almost a verbatim translation of what He said.
strawsdogg
Specific verse or overall message?
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Jesus spoke Aramaic and lived 2000 years ago. Take a wild guess. I mean, that's pretty much how the gospels were written.
happycampy
Jesus *sits down and crafts whip
KaterTheCreater
This guy used to harrass people on my college campus. He told me I was going to hell because I was a female wearing pants..
SpanWolf
You should have responded with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYQ5ibxslI
spacepants4tw7
As a fellow female who wears pants, I’ll see you in hell I guess
jayelkay552
Bear Down.
armenite
Bear down on midterms?
somnif
Yeah I remember dealing with Brother Dean during my undergrad, I was always amazed he only got banned once.
KaterTheCreater
Hey fellow wildcat! Bear down!
FnordGallop
Ask them to explain Matthew 6:5
FnordGallop
(It explicitly tells them not to do the shit they're doing)
ettienneexhibition
Pants?! Well, I never! Bet you let your ankles show in summer too! /s
Jbelkin
Well, in theory hell apparently travels with him where he goes so he is correct at that moment
runo
Wtf lol. That dude is crazy. Part of me is hoping you were spiteful and showed up wearing like seven pairs of pants next time he was there
Laylah77
He was just pissed that, your wearing of pants was going to make raping you more difficult, and it was going to slow him down.
DavidCopaFeal
Did you? How was it?
TheMurph1332
Pants are a sin. It’s all over the Bible
ArcheiaSophiaMetatronsWife
So is wearing two different types of fabric... No mixing wool and cotton this winter to stay warm. Break out the wool undies eh
TsubakiTragic
but but but, how else can you get pockets???
ilhares
Just have to rely on the gifts 'god' gave you. Use your prison wallet.
vonkeswick
People like him: you're female and wear pants, hell. If you're female and wear a skirt and get raped, your fault because you wore a skirt.
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
so my options are hell or rape?
selfinsertusernamebutiforgotmypassword
hell sounds better
vonkeswick
It's almost like they're just garbage people who want everyone else to feel bad. Fuck that dude (figuratively)
FierceDruid
There was a different preacher on my campus and he told me I was going to hell for wearing yoga pants in particular!
PrincessWasabi
What did Jesus say, pluck out your eyes if they wander ? Read him that lol
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
By his logic, he's going to hell for what he thought when he looked at your yoga pants, because he obviously had SOME "sinful" thought ?
KaterTheCreater
He always had signs saying sorority girls are wh*res and will burn in hell. Real nice guy..
imthemotherflipin
University of Arizona? That's where I met this ass-hat.
KaterTheCreater
Yup!
Darkspire
Sounds like we need more bats.
Commentsaboutyourusername
He should know not to fuck with a druid
FierceDruid
Haha thank you! I can't remember exactly what I yelled back at him but I do remember being proud of myself for coming up with it on the spot
peasizedbladder
Do we at least get to keep the yoga pants when we go to hell?
IndyBlu
I hope so! Otherwise I’m not going!
KiopMiko
That's because he was a pervert who can't accept his own arousal. Rather than dealing with himself, he blames women for being attractive.
vonkeswick
The irony being that he ignores the part of the Bible where Jesus says if you can't stop ogling to pluck our your own eyes
weareready
Bingo
Jadedandannoyed
Oh Religion, when will you leave the human race so we can progress?
Housemaster
"Never! Nyah!!" ~ Religion
tolgabrotha
When the last hedge fund manager is under the rubble of the last church.
UncleRat
Religion loses its grip under the light of reason and humor.
CliffCarter
It's for people who don't believe in facts, science. They need stories to cling to in order to feel safe.
lifesucks3million
They have to be able to explain the unexplainable some way, don’t they?
JackedUpGinger
Fear/desperation have that affect
LieutenantGordon
See, this is why people hate atheists. Because people like you make the lot of us look like callous assholes.
HolyCowDoNotEat
I think religion needs to be stomped out completely.
RayMC
How? Magic? Wishes? People will not stop being religious, no matter what. Unlike political stances, there’s no possible action to take here.
HolyCowDoNotEat
Yeah, that’s why I said that I think that. I didn’t lay out a battle plan, it’s an opinion.
RayMC
Wouldn’t it make more sense to say you “wish” it could be stomped out completely? I thought “needs to be” implied it was possible, sorry.
HolyCowDoNotEat
“I think” being the operative part of my comment. Opinion, clear as day.
MrTudor
we progressed thanks to it. Problem is we stuck with religion that has moral code old of thousand of years./
chrispydtankPS4
Nobody can deny that religion shaped the world. But it's past its expiry date. It has forced back science, a key ingredient to progress.
chrispydtankPS4
It's become the bane of our existence.
bradendwilliamson5
If I could add one thing to freedom of speech it would be that it excludes things that are false and malicious
MrTudor
Most of religions werent just about spirituality they were also a conduit for the society.Also priestes are asshole and try to control ppl.
MapleSyrupMafia
Yeah, I don't think my grandmother had 14 kids out of pleasure. My grandfather tho, maybe.
MrTudor
some were dumb.My great-great ma had also lots of children because se did not want to protect.In Transylvania at that time hungarian women/
MrTudor
had one or 2 children usualy,romanian ones had an army...
MapleSyrupMafia
Not really about being dumb... you think wearing condoms was a thing in the 30s, 40s? Not to mention that the church was telling them /1
rainevasquez
Riiiight. It’s religion that’s m fucking things up. Ya, we’re never progressing so long as you all keep getting distracted by that narrative
realargonwolf
But it's such a convenient scapegoat, AND it lets them condescend and feel superior to large numbers of people!
bradendwilliamson5
If a person uses religion as an excuse to feel superior, they're doing it wrong
realargonwolf
Okay but I'm talking about the circlejerking atheists, who get to feel superior to every one of the billions of religious people.
rainevasquez
The operative word there is excuse. They don’t need religion, it’s the excuse. Take away religion and they’ll employ a diff excuse.
bradendwilliamson5
You are 110% correct
HieronymousFlex
We're stuck with it, I'm afraid. As long as humans fear death, people will seek out religion to cope with it.
chrispydtankPS4
We are if we deny science, evidence, facts. People try to be "open-minded" to things that leaves a hole 4 belief/"my truth" vs fact/reality.
chrispydtankPS4
Sadly, Facts/Evidence may not be positive to people's agendas, and will manipulate it or ignore it and make anybody who sheds light on it,
chrispydtankPS4
The bad person. Especially if it invades people's rights/privileges/morals that they feel righteous to. The saying:
chrispydtankPS4
"facts don't care about your feelings" has a level of truth to it, yet people want balance to this claim. So it's no wonder it's been said
theEarlOfSharts
Well not necessarily. Research has shown that religiosity goes down with education, wealth and progress. Maybe one day. Maybe one day.
SilverNicktail
....because religious people inhibit education, wealth and progress.
realargonwolf
You're probably right. Religious people are possibly the biggest reason more people aren't religious.
MapleSyrupMafia
Also with generations. My grandparents were religious, our parents were barely taking us to church and none of us kids are going there now.
Goveggie222
Yup my grandparents were Amish.. two generations and I’m atheist and use technology to go on Imgur
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
Which explains why its so strong in the USA.
theEarlOfSharts
The US is a third world country with a Gucci belt. Also, given its large size, if you look deeper the research holds.
theEarlOfSharts
Richer, educated and therefore progressive urban centers tend to be less religious, while the rural areas are the opposite.
AmbassadorOfAndrew
That’s the thing, Christianity doesn’t actually support his stance, folks like him will always find justifications to be a dick
HenchGoalkeeper66
Well said well said sir
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
Christianity for the most part would call out rape but would never vilify the victim nor celebrate the rapist.
butterflybuttler221
Thats mostly true but looking at the biblical punishments for being a rape victim it does imply that they're at fault in at least some cases
CerisCinderwolf
"Recorded in the Bible as dictated by human king" is different than "Biblical" (e.g. dictated by Christ). If that were the case, it's 1/2
CerisCinderwolf
Biblical to cut a baby in half of two women fight over who's child it is (I Kings 3:16-28). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2/2
butterflybuttler221
Except Israel didn't have a king then, they were laws of the Pharisees which were supposed to have come from God. But what difference does 1
SilverNicktail
I mean, it's cool if you pay for them right? https://biblia.com/bible/esv/deuteronomy/22/23-29
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
Must be, the good book says it's ok. Cue the context crowd in 3,2,1....
CerisCinderwolf
These are Moses words, clawing down the law for Israel. He wasn't perfect and Christ even called him out on that in one instance 1/2
CerisCinderwolf
when specifically asked a question about Moses permitting divorce. Context actually means something despite trying for a laugh. 2/2
AmbassadorOfAndrew
That’s Old Testament, overruled by Jesus’ teachings, so take that up with Judaism, not Christianity
smolbep
Nope, that's bullshit. Mathew 5:17, Jesus says he is specifically NOT doing that.
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
It's the same thing mate, it's all bullshit.
digitalist1
I've always thought Sodom and Gomorrah was put in the Bible to warn against rape culture, not homosexuality.
butterflybuttler221
Ummmm but lot was considered righteous for offering his daughters to be raped by the crowd instead of the angels, so how would that work?
digitalist1
But lot? Wordy words are hard hards.
butterflybuttler221
'But Lot' or are namey names hard hards for you hunny bunny?
digitalist1
I distinctly remember in that story, the angels became repulsed by the immense gang rape happening, they got mad, no more city.
butterflybuttler221
Gen 19:5-8 the crowd wants the 2 men/angels to "have sex w/ them" ie rape. But Lot offers his 2 virgin daughters to the crowd saying 1
digitalist1
Someone got pissed at the rape in that story and God decided to destroy the city because of it.
butterflybuttler221
Gen 19:5-8 the crowd wants to rape the men/angels & lot pleads with them not to do such a "wicked thing" and instead offers his virgin 1