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Jun 3, 2019 7:46 PM
Apples27
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hertajoid
#5 is that karl king of ducks?!
ISpentTwoHoursTryingToThinkOfAName
I will never not see Chris Evans and IMMEDIATELY think of him in Not Another Teen Movie. No matter what he does. That’s the one.
VVulf
#6 - Can confirm. Also never wore a helmet riding my bike, and sometimes used dry dirt to staunch bloody knees.
kuntzs
Solid dump
EllieUndead24
Ok but #6 brings back so many memories I thought I lost????
eetsumkaus
#1 with desperation? Already doing that...
Croshnar
This was a fantastic dump. Thanks
heyo420
The Home Depot chick looks like the end of a minions themed bukake film
yvogi
I can relate with the wall memes
dalaiyoda
Corrected spelling version:
mooingfrog
The uk video game character would be Polish
WoodyGoodman
Marek
NameyMcUsername
Three hams will fill him! Three hams will thrill him! Why don' t you feed him three hams!
copperdomebodhi
#12 So glad the little dog didn't go for a swim with the alligators.
NateZor
Crocodiles. Apparently this happened in Australia. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-02/brazen-encounter-at-top-croc-spot/7892792
GCRust
#46 That's the goddamn Mattress from the first Hellraiser!
littledanAK
First mattress I bought - friend spills an entire 2ltr coke the SECOND DAY I HAD IT. It still has a huge stain just like that.
MechaNinja
#10 - I already came.
MechaNinja
That is not a typo.
mirria
Well careful, don't go ham on this.
amidoingthisrightdog
Well how was it. Was it like pooping with the shirt Or pooping with a business suit on on a hot summer day in a gas station bathroom.
amidoingthisrightdog
*shirt off or...
Ghurghpolkj
Mediocre dump
Apples27
Agreed.
DerangedMagpie
I got spanked as a child because I earned it. I deserved worse for some too. More in life should have gotten them and still deserve them.
theodorebeare
#21 didn’t happen
JARKB
My house as an adult has walls like that.
CommentGuru
#21 That man is dead. Even though he survived, he's dead.
Mailvirgo
Lets be honest here, i think SpongeBob is having an affair with paint lady.
PotKnight
PotKnight
ThisIt’s something else entirely
somethingsomethingwittyhere
#12 The crocodile is deterred by the power of La Chancla!
chri
indiligent
I had the same exact thought. Here you go https://imgur.com/GfOrRNQ
chewbakken
ooohpieceofcandy
And as an adult!
moonsaves
Can someone explain why the walls affect physical violence of the ass
DancinNinja
CraftedLine
I forgot about that. Now I want a banana split real bad.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
With a star-spangled bananner
TheusernameIwantedwasdoomageddonripto
What movies are those?
Galeanthropist
Not another teen movie
Solblazer86
Avengers infinity war (or endgame) and Not Another Teen Movie, which I think is a parody of Varsity blues and Cruel intentions.
TheusernameIwantedwasdoomageddonripto
Ahhh thank you
CookNBook
More on She’s all that
JohnDillerman
Did sharks eat those sea lions?
Apples27
No.
JohnDillerman
Good.
DedPegasus
The internet has ruined me
Ca53yCa53y
Xaror
My first thought was, any minute now the orcas will come.
keggyfulabier
But they never came, they never came!
sadwaluigi2
Same
SociopathicOtter
For the last time, those weren’t germs in the fucking mucinex commercials, it was fucking globs of mucous. Goddamn, people.
skadalajara
The last time? For real? Finally. Jeez.
SociopathicOtter
deathloop
how many times have you had this conversation?
SociopathicOtter
Probably about 4 other times. I mean, I get it, it’s easier to say “germs” than “mucous blobs”, but I’m a bit pedantic.
Neutralfan
Then you should appreciate that mucus traps germs as part of the body's passive immune response, and thus, mucus is filled with germs.
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YourHoorMother
Wait that trampoline one?
nowservingnotyou
You either die a moron or love long enough to become a hero
mcghost
Physics nerds will say that's impossible. They'll be right but argue with them because they're annoying
thrain5
I wish the physics could make that possible. The videos would be incredable.
DildoRodeo
You don't understand that it isn't possible for that to happen?
IrishLucky
I mean, clearly false right? Right????
HoboRabbit
ComicSansHumor
Doesn't seem to maintain a consistent forward momentum. I'd guess a fake.
Bonermuffin
Yea not possible to jump that much higher than where he started
Aseymah
Physics says definitely no. He's jumping off a four story building, and rebounds from the trampoline too fast and too high, and too far.
Aseymah
The bounce is impossible. The physics of a trampoline basically mean that you start a jump with your regular vertical leap, then (2-?)
Aseymah
depending on how athletic you are you can carry some of that height with you on the next jump. You're only ever increasing your height (3-?)
Aseymah
by your best standing jump, though. Even assuming the trampoline has a perfect return of energy in/energy out, in the video he gets (4-?)
Aseymah
smaller during the rebound, which suggests he is moving away from the camera. Perspective doesn't quite work here, because it suggests (5-?)