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Apr 27, 2017 2:15 AM
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nattyd20
Nope. +1
RoadTripped
Nor from Chipotle
Caprin
Never had it after eating anything Mex or TexMex and both are among my favorites. Stupid, mildly racist notion.
cinnamonxgirl
Taco bell, Chipotle, white castle all fine. However if I eat an apple, or a salad, I've got the runs for days.
TryingTraveler
Ate taco Bell. Felt like I had metal shards in my stomach. Tried to make myself puke. Laid down in pure suffering.
guantanamobayxx
From what I understand it's actually people with low fiber diets mixed with spicy foods, and their tummies can't handle it!
EadEchiC
"Making runs for the border"
nopantspartypooper
You're probably just under 30 years old... right around 30 all food stuffs turn into explosive shits... I can turn cheese into liquid
Ijustcommentwhenimhigh
I never had any problems with Taco bell. Hot Cheetos xxtra and Indian food involve sweat and tears.
Snotty128
I visited Baltimore 20 years ago and had taco bell for the first time ever. I had to poop under an underpass, thats how desperate I was
jammer909
I love Taco bell. It's cheaper than food, and it's delicious.
peterbnoize
Dude... I yearn for those crunch wrap supremes on a daily...and my butthole stays safe
Grootette
There are dozens of us. Dozens.
RRDFree
And everyone from SoCal. We're all one taco Tuesday away from turning into a taco.
pablopicscatcho
For some reason people have gotten into the habit of lying about diarrhea when they eat tacos. It's a strange meme.
shithappensyadie
Nope
chicmagnetwampa1
Diarrhea, no. A bellyache and poisonous farts, yes.
MollyNapQueen
Nope.
Strikyre
Congratulations, you're actually basically everybody. Some people just think it's great to rag on Tbell.
MarylandViking
If your diet already includes basic fiber, you're good. It's these kids eating fast food 24/7 that constantly get the poops
WeatherWiz
No diarrhea, just big shits
TheLiquor
Look whose offspring is making it to that Demolition Man future. They will know how to use the 3 shells.
Pishaw
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
That's horrifying
RandomLinkingBook
Never had problems. I believe it's just some joke that's long past its prime and people just love beating that dead horse
Tornadotaco
I thought so to, but lately it's happened it me. I think for some it's an age thing, my old ass doesn't seem to handle soy and filler well
RaynWisp
It's a matter of diet, if their normal diet is very different than taco bell they can get the shits when they eat it. I always get shits 1/2
RaynWisp
if I eat any fast food, even pizza - because I don't eat crap like that on my day-to-day. 2/2
iwould
I was always under the impression it's from people who don't eat like any fiber in their day to day then eat beans and can't handle it
xdvgx
Why are you so angry about it
MermaidLeggings
I don't get diarrhea thankfully. But the sounds my innards make are frightfully unlady-like...
MermaidLeggings
Sounds like a union worker trying to settle down and relax in my stomach
phantomgallery
no my friend, we are the evolved
TeraDactyl
Or from California where we've been eating sketchy Mexican goods from trucks/hole in the wall places for decades.
HalifaxSamuels
"Able to not get violent shits regularly" is not a special trait of just Californians specifically...
ImgurZero
That explains why I am one of the chosen
Burglarcenarsonist
Dunno bout you but I've yet to have a good cali north of LA. Nothing compares to Mexican food in SD.
TeraDactyl
Hi from SD
whatspaulplayingtoday
Obviously not. But find me some Subway lettuce, and I'll have you riding the Hershey Highway before dinner.
MajorPubes
Taco Bell I'm good, Del Taco is another story
iwould
When people compare fast food places like one is superior to another it makes me wonder if they've ever eaten food that is actually good.
IUpvoteCorgis
We just got a del taco here! It seems to be better quality than taco bell so I'm surprised that's the case
KillerTofu615
Cause it's new. Del taco is usually the greasiest, nastiest bar style food you could imagine. We just got Jack in the box, its nothing 1/2
KillerTofu615
like what I remember from the west coast. It's too sterile.
Molder12
lol I manage a Del taco and let me tell you, Taco Bell has far inferior quality. Chances are whatever store you are talking about isn't 1
Molder12
Being run correctly
KillerTofu615
Go to the Del Taco in Joshua Tree CA. Last one I went to. Was so nasty I wanted to vomit after a single bite.
ultrafoo
I had Taco Bell and Chipotle today and I am just fine.
justdinobr0
Yeah, key word, today.
wizardofkek
iamtheonewhobones
what's it like to be a god?
Wobbixx
Playing with fire. White castle and go for the trifecta?
Holdingmydick
I get diahrea when I eat ????.
TeddyBearHeaven
Sorry man, you'll turn it around someday.
SpiderSalad
For now...
DaniaAudax
Booster rocket is go.
AngryFoodTerror
Same here, I never understood why people can't handle it.
zackofspades
Did it hurt when you crash landed from Krypton?
choloeseguay
Damn dude
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
Check back with me in a few hours. No way you come out of that unscathed.
tytrim89
It's all about conditioning the body, I've never had an issue with either
doctorbees
Maybe your digestive tract is simply inferior.
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
It's a mess
Kayayayaya
Your digestive tract is a waste.
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
Should I get rid of it?
david42
I've been eating there for decades and have never had a problem.
MagnorCriol
Same.
maxwellstorm
Taco bell gave me crohn's!
OmegaKamidake
I've worked at Taco Bell for 5 years and pretty much eat it at least once a day. No shits here.
DarthFutuza
Same I only h ave problems if I consume like 20+ diablos in the same sitting.
CometHorsemen
You are the chosen one, the boy with the golden butthole.
AkLonewolf
McDonalds does it for me... Turns me into a Keurig after a few hours.
counterfeitdreams
Yeah I could eat tbell breakfast lunch dinner, one cheeseburger from mcd's n down for the count for like 12 hrs
NoughtPointOneFour
Maybe you've been chronically constipated for decades as well, and it happened to even out.
blazebot4200
Like that guy who gave blood all the time and found out he had too much iron in his blood and the constant giving saved his life
NoughtPointOneFour
That's some good karma right there!
shroudzy
I actually have been chronically constipated for decades, and I dont have issues with tacobell.
shroudzy
Why are people upvoting my dietary issues
RihannaPublicist
david42
Except it's wrong
joemoedee
Same. Yet I once got food poisoning from Chik-Fi-La, during which death seemed a better option.
TinySupreme
I ate a whole large pizza, wings, and a 2 liter bottle of coke about 8 hours ago. I still feel like shit. Younger me would have no problems.
RackhamTheRed
how young do you have to be to come out of this unscathed?
TinySupreme
Im 23 now but when I was 15 I could probably put down 2 large pizzas by myself. Now I'm good with about half a large.
PreciousPotato
From observation, I'd say a 15 year old physically active male in the middle of a growth spurt.
RackhamTheRed
i'd say pizza and those wings, maybe. but whenever i drank a bit of cold soda it felt like drowing whatever was going on in my intestines