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Part 110: http://imgur.com/gallery/tUY2E
Part 112: http://imgur.com/gallery/sEmnW
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ImmortalAzrael
Maybe I'm just getting desensitized but these don't seem nearly as bad as previous editions.
hetnkik
Pretty sure #7 is just stolen from
Apomelasma
@gonedeviant Your confession would be all the better if you're a dude. Cuz that's a hilarious mental image.
homeschooledsocialite
Lassannn you son of a bitch!!!
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
"I used a widow's tears for lube" wow
Circuity
#2 is manga level plot
Crowseverywhere
I've heard wild stories about lube. But, widow tears. That's a whole new level.
revcleo
Like toothpaste. I hope that was just in fanfiction.
Seven7greens
Broklond
That was a pretty dick move though
Seven7greens
Oh yeah, definitely. What would compel him to experiment before losing his virginity is baffling.
Somanyquestions
Damn, kinda tempted to try #3 just to see how it feels.
HotMilky
Actually it's more like a gross life hack coz it works.
ravenfreak
Try it and report back to us.
IrrelevantElephants
Y'all need Jesus.
waitwhut
"widow's tears" gave me goosebumps.
YouScruffyNerfHerder
Shut the fuck up Lassannn.
FullThrottle
The tears as lube... Holy shit man. Wow.
FuzzyLama
tears don't work as lube. I call BS.
FredTwo
I get the feeling it wasn't a move in the interest of practicality
FuzzyLama
that might be.
LetOffSomeSteam
...a slow leak
allthenamesaregone
I'm picturing a steady "phweeeeeeeeeeeeep" sound.
TattooedWife
You just startled a chuckle out of me. It was so sudden I dropped my phone.
0TheTiger
I wonder if it's like a dripping sink.
tical91
Holy shit #2 Also what is AFF?
vickie172
Adult friend finder.....swinger hookup site
geriatricsanatore
I'm still shocked it actually worked for someone.
justletmesignupalready
To whoever said the first one, you don't want that. Trust me.
toitle
@kylecorn you have a disciple
foreverdepressed
What's a "kylecorn"?
silaswanders
Kyle is love. Kyle is life.
swellfie
Seeing this in usersub is rare...
Smajdalf
Onward to fake glory, comment!!
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Found it in rising I feel so special
pigglesby
It's working its way out.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
I'm just happy this doesn't have to do with NSFW crap :-)
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
It was NSFWd :c
9thDr
Yeah, first time in usersub in months. I may have to come here more often. I'm usually just Most vital newest.
KingoPants
Feeling very hipster right now.
kapp70
Is that something to be proud of?
jellyonrooster
Onward my valiant steed
RocketTheTrashPanda
Like unicorn who farts rainbows outside of north korea or scotland
MonteBurns
shit shit, gotta say something cool
Scmike00
Quick don't blow it!
DetectivePikachu2
Something cool
iclearlyhavetissues
Is the 1st one even a confession? I'm always thinking violent thoughts. Luckily I have empathy and suppress them.
falloutmonk
#1 is kinda pathetic to be honest.
Lyrabelle
Something something "we all have crazy thoughts, the difference is acting on them..."
SomeDetroitGuy
Nothing has changed with the monitoring but people are abusing the report function. Enough reports pulls submissions/comments until reviewed
PleaseDontMakeFunOfMe
idk why i still get shocked by these
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PleaseDontMakeFunOfMe
idk why i would need to on a comment on imgur
MaxPatlick
what part of "please dont make fun of me" didn't you understand?
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Imneverthatguy
Ha! You're a cheeky little cunt aren't ya
ApocWarlock
Absolutely, Comrade.
GrazieGrace
How funny that the number of this post coincides with Fallout 4's Vault number. Coincidence....? (You decide)
thanatos388
Yes it a coincidence.
GrazieGrace
xD Yes it is. But I wanted to make funny.
ruffcats
what? oh yea, definitely meant to do that... 100% not lying...
ThisIsANewName
Fallout 3 confirmed. But I guess we knew that already.
GrazieGrace
xD But is it a Telltale game?
Obi123Kenobi
Half life 3 confirmed!
tonythetard
Illuminati confirmed.
GrazieGrace
Easily, because 1+1+1= an odd number less than 6 and more than 2.
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
5!
notintoyoga
I'm not so sure about the math on number 6... Didn't work for a week, the day before losing his virginity?
weaselbee
Maybe the tried the next day and it didn't go well nor did it for the rest of the week?
notintoyoga
Idt that would count though
weaselbee
Maybe not but that's probably what he meant.
silaswanders
We didn't know what the fuck we were doing. I had to wear an ice pack. The whole thing was awful.
wormsinmahspice
how do you jack up fingering your butt that badly?
silaswanders
I had to wear an icepack on my balls from her fisting my balls repeatedly while attempting a hand job to get me harder.
silaswanders
I couldn't get a full erection. Hard enough to get it in but not much beyond that. It also didn't help she crushed me balls.
SpaceKen
But that could just be nervous-beta-virgin-syndrome, anybody can have that their first time. Don't need to finger yourself to get it.
silaswanders
It was both the beta virgin syndrome and her pummeling my balls with her fist attempting a hand job.
silaswanders
It was a progressive week where my penis felt like it's been punched by a goat on top of her crushing my balls w/ her bad handjob.
StarmanUltra
Geez... I think it really was the "awkwardly terrible sex" that was the key problem there.
silaswanders
It was. It really was. Very bad.
sharptongue
My goodness, that is a bad handjob. I've only occasionally bumped into my SO's nads while I'm on top. But I'm bad at being on top, so..
silaswanders
It was horrible. Really horrible. She was thrusting so hard to get me hard she kept fisting my balls every damn time.
dag311
What in the world is a kylecorn?
Contundo
Previously on imgur
dag311
That's right. I remember that, just never remember the names of who did it
MonteBurns
agreed. I thought it was just a person!
Nakagator
It is. He's imgur famous for fingering his asshole in his sleep.
MonteBurns
Oh man, I did know that! He submitted to US and of course, it hit front page
kntpxx
Learn it and never forget.
silaswanders
Some of us are too young to remember. #NeverForget
Popspoppingit
@kylecorn some people don't know who you are, your wish is slowly coming true.
ImmortalAzrael
I've been on imgur for years and have seen people mention him but don't think I've ever actually seen him post.
Ziiiro
He had a dream he was fingering a girl. Woke up to his thumb in his anus.
Nakagator
I thought he woke to his fingers smelling like shit?
Lebensabschnittpartner
Apparently anal fingering is now known as "A kylecorn".
silaswanders
At least it was voluntary.
zidar
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kylecorn
WalterMatthau
Is it Pulling a Kylecorn? or Pushing a Kylecorn?
SurelyNotAWalrus
I just wish that was his real name, so he could truly never escape it.
FarkasMacTavish
/o3o/
zackofspades
Never 5get.
LordChappers
Now?
spaceystacey
Actually, I call it 'Thursday night'.
RoundThreeFIGHT
Kind of cool that he has become a euphemism
maxwilder
That one confused me. No idea what a "voluntary kylecorn" is.
silaswanders
Let's just say it's a really shitty thing to do.
lostnortherner
Shoving your finger up your butt. Which kylecorn famously did in his sleep.
Kylecornsfinger
Honestly he doesn't even do it that often
Stelson
Bravo sir! This brought forth such a chuckle.
pizzarollsandoreos
You sound kind of bummed about that.
ootchang
It sounds like he isnt. And therein lies the problem.
LennyKoggins
Heh, "bummed"
ashipthatshipsshippingships
No you did not just
JustABitCrzy
Oh hey tumblr
silaswanders
He did. He's full of shit, but he did.
ootchang
Covered in.
OF37
this is the best novelty account I have seen in a while
SSColonelHansLanda
You can change your nickname anytime
WallpaperQuotes
oh...
OF37
You are great too *hugs*
Zygro
Do we believe Lassannn? No we don't other Barry, no we don't.
OtherBarryDylan
Other Barry is so damn relevant right now.
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
If Lassie is professor, then I have nothing but pity for his students. Must bullshit them all the time like 'yeah Hemingway sucked my dick'
jmoneyawyeah
If Lassannn was my professor in uni I would have made fun of him & he would have got really defensive and said it didnt bother him then cry
zackofspades
Actually hurt to see him included. ADL.
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
I felt so bad up voting you from 111... but it had to be done
BarryDeKokiner
I don't either.
SciencemasterofGinaz
Archer reference.
NuclearWinterIsComing
None of my professors have enough time to post 80 things a day...
solidshark91493
Didnt he just copy paste? Thats not very time consuming..
icantfindanameformyself
Mine do, but that's because they don't grade shit until the final week.
PMMeYourAttention
Too true
bobbidiboopy
Exactly why I don't have any idea of how I'm doing in one of my core classes... Shit sucks yo
thatstightbutthole
Given how long it took most of my professors to grade shit, I'd believe he has plenty of time on his hands.
wessyfbaby
No, Lassann is definitely a NEET who lives with his mom.
TheFoxCouncil
Keleesi
What's a NEET, is that like a never nude?
YourWaifuIsTrash
I know this from Eden of the East! It's basically Japanese for "basement-dweller", specifically someone out of school w/o a job.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Correction: it apparently isn't restricted to Japan, and started in the UK. It stands for "Not in Education, Employment, or Training".
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Not in Education, Employment, or Training. In anime culture it was touched on by Eden of the East. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eden_of_the_East
almostsomething182
Don't forget Welcome to the NHK!
wessyfbaby
Wikipedia will probably explain it more clearly than I will http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET
Keleesi
wessyfbaby
No problem Burt. What happened to this post though.. I can't find it anywhere! Did they really take down a Stay Classy??
FastBullet
Dont bealive #7 since
WardSharlow
So cruel to tell someone not to be alive.
mimomisu
exactly...and i know her!
Pikka
Asphyxia Noir, BTW. She does science.
myusernameismyrealname
well, what was the answer?
JDStellar
First thing I thought of aswell
onymous
Also hiimgosu is a famous League of Legends streamer.
dontyoudaretouchmybutt
GOSU WHY
DanielZarz4
anybody have sauce of this video?
bimmer02cossieman
Kassem should join Imgur, he actually might be among us.
confanity
*believe
diam0ndd0g
Dont believe #4 since it's complete horseshit
striporama
yea but I quote some stuff sometimes, so maybe he just used this
PeskyGentlemen
Yeah, but the only reason to tell us about it is to take credit for the joke
striporama
true
thelongspring
Wow, what a pull. Bravo you.
paororosan
Everyone knows Gosu is a Hot Grill and can therefore not ejaculate (Context: HiImGosu is a LoL streamer and that's a meme about him/her)
BoredITGuy
ruffcats
Angel666Hawk
But it's Gosu!!!!
PeskyGentlemen
Thank you. I was wondering if anybody else caught that
theDemongod
It's possible that they saw that .gif, said, "hah my gf has a star tattoo on her face, gonna try this" and then did it, isn't it?
DerpKugel
Yeah.. my fb made a 'Simbaaaa' on me after we read about it in here - I laughed myself half dead
PeskyGentlemen
I'm not saying he didn't do it, but the only reason to tell us about it is to take credit for the joke
TheThingNoNotThatOne
You're giving that dude too much credit.
theDemongod
Possibly, I was just saying it's not impossible.
totallyOC
How do people just have these gifs available?!
EverythingGoesToHellAnyway
FinalBackwardsGlance
http://www.google.com
FXTPD
I call it "Memory" I remember the gif, I google said Gif. I know magic right?
NerdyDirtyCurvy
We're here too much, and have seen them a thousand times.
FastBullet
I remembered watching kassam so i just Google "kassam shooting for the starts" or something like that :D
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
spacerocks
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/52283121.jpg
azureraptor
OF37
Using tears as a lube, just brutal man. High five
ISarabi
Salt water. Most brutal lube ever.
JimmyHomesick
Keepin it grim
TooFastTim
Fuckin ell, Mate!
SeeingThings
Laughed so hard
thelongspring
Fucking hell, right?
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
Hardcore man. Hard. Fucking. Core.
alisonminoog
that the most metal shit I've ever heard, amen
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Fucking savage.
PhoenixQueenAzula
People were saying that 8 months ago?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I've been saying it for several years now. I don't know when other folks started saying it.
WhenYouStandUpFromPoopingAndYouGetLightHeaded
Ruthless-ass motherfucker.
xNexx
Ruthless ass-fucker
scarabrae
Well timed, OP!
TheBeastlyStud
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I'm sorry, "I used a widow's tears as my lube" is FUCKING SAVAGE.
Wesyan
Whet if Fallout 4 was the one that was well timed?
thecmerrilees
It's secretly been Bethesda the whole time, they are gathering vault dweller stories for free
nopost
Some of this stuff could actually be creepy enough for a vault, if people followed through on their thoughts
TehBloxx
Just think about a vault full ofimgur confessions in fallout ... Disturbing
thecmerrilees
I can see it now, the Overseer of Vault 111 Kylecorn!
TehBloxx
Oh god pls no
thecmerrilees
And then there's Vault 000, where everything is SFW
ruffcats
i've had this planned since part 1
FrogPaste
Nice. Straight up owning it.
teaandscones1337
Well look at that, I was the 111th upvote.
BenAffleckAndMattDamonAsBatmanAndRobinWithKevinSpaceyAsAlfred
Your post has been pulled off from the front page... Imgur has definitely touched a new low.
ruffcats
yep, R.I.P Stay Classy
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bluefacepaint
Nothing gets pulled off the front page unless the users report it.
IfuckedRileyReidinHighSchool
Fuck this is just ludicrous. They're killing this website.
VivianVolkoff
The Lassannn one surprised me.
ruffcats
he was actually featured in part 39
ruffcats
sadly
Jasonsson
Ooh! ooh! Now me! Now me!
ruffcats
Removed for NSFW content
NiklasGaardsvig
All power to ruffcats, let them never take you down! Fight Fight Fight!..... stupid nsfw rule...
PeskyGentlemen
Luckily you are in with the staff cause any other post woulda been gone for good
Kinderschlager
an imgur tradition getting hit by the new ruleset? this is pure bullshit
Rootness
This isn't what MLK wanted.
kapp70
He had a motherfucking dream and @sarah killed his dream.
ruffcats
We are back
zackofspades
Heck yeah!! Viva la RUFFCATS
ChineseTakeAway
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
DontFeedTheBair
I feel like if it wasn't put back there would've been an internet riot on imgur. I don't exactly know what it would look like though.
GoBlue
On my screen it's back in the gallery!
alcoholicviking
so now we have to complain to get things unbanned? damn this is getting worse and worse
TheOffspring
Imgur has finally jumped the shark and is now just as bad if not worse than other websites. Money over userbase satisfaction. Sad.
alcoholicviking
why does this always happen? granted. imgur has maybe a large enough userbase to maybe get back on track. 1/2
TheOffspring
There are few people who have ever existed or will ever exist that are not swayed by wealth. Imgur's ownership falls to the same desire.
alcoholicviking
but if they dont make enough money then maybe they are wiling to sacrifice some of the users to make more per ad?
MisterBunny
@sarah please allow us to continue this imgur tradition.
Ljayziex
Yeah @sarah dont let the money get to you the community 20 million times more valuable.
Guansalsa
Pretty sure Sarah doesn't care, ads being posted is Sarah's priority.
kapp70
I'm pretty sure my Imgur days are done. I'm also sure they couldn't give a fuck but mone the less, it's been fun but whatever. Peace.
EmzeexD
I feel the same way.. time to find something new i guess. Maybe I'll go outside.. maybe I'll just go 100% netflix
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
Jokes on her. I have ad blocker.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
could you recomment a good adblocker
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
Adblock Plus
GoBlue
Wait are you serious?
Cakes1234
When I went through the front page an hour ago or so, it wasn't there, but now it is. This is really sad.
Guansalsa
It's "offensive to certain groups," as in someone reported it and Imgur took it down to protect their integrity for ads.
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
This never happened before so now you can really get a post removed when you disagree with it. That's sad as shit.
flyingpumpkin
Wait did that really happen? What was the content?
HatsAreEssential
Why does no one get it? Posts aren't deleted when they get reported. They are given a temporary removal until a staff member can check on it
HatsAreEssential
Lots of posts that people have complained out losing actually got returned within a few hours because, big surprise, someone over reacted.
Guansalsa
However clearly marked NSFW gifs are? I'm not in favor of blatant porn being posted, but if it's marked, then, "caveat commentor."
HatsAreEssential
It's always been the rule that NSFW stuff in the public gallery will be deleted if reported. People just went crazy on both ends lately...