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May 10, 2018 1:35 AM
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
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TheMortyistMorty
Beep beep lettuce
Ishtar41
Y'all like dad jokes cause you aint had one...except for Bruce, you mom fucked up and let him slip away
takemetothemoon19
E.coli outbreak
bigosaballer
Lettuce umbrella
Chingchongpotatojack
Please tell me this is real
Placentaur
But what does it look like unfolded?
RubbenHub
Lettuce umbrella
AumentoEroe
Whom do we umbrella?
NotARomulan
Has E Coli.
RetirementNoirATaleOfPruneJuiceAndMurder
Umbrettuce or, less aptly, Lumbrella.
evilstuie
Lettuce not.
Snowflaky
I was about to comment that..
youratbastardstookallthegoodusernames
lettuce not please
AtomicDeathHalocaustGigaNigga9000
Lumbrettuce
cloudyframeofmind
Is that a lettuce umbrella?
JereMagallanes
Vegan's umbrella
Monkeybone5581
That's a shit umbrella.
Gromnus
If you must.
Bentleyboys
But wouldnt it be totally full of water in all the furls when its closed
youisrealspecial
Damn vegans, the only thing umbrellas shield you from is your manhood.
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
Benzzillion
lettuce not
AJerkyMcJerkface
Hey hey...say lettuce out loud and then spell cup! Heheh —Every elementary kid ever
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
Hahah i said it! It works
AlcoholicAtaxia
Maybe you should romaine indoors...
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
DaisyfromDownunder
Lettuce alone.
Stanbob
What next? Banana phone?
afghanbattledonkey
I'd roquette
LionHeart951
Lettuce not
ThinkingChair
https://www.amazon.com/Vegetabrella-Umbrella-Looks-Romaine-Lettuce/dp/B00AQ09VYA
Frigginitalian
Its so you romaine dry when you hit the iceberg
meconopsia
Haha, clever
Frigginitalian
Just trying to stay "a head" of the game
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
MrKnowItAll1903
thefreshjedi
didn't the CDC ban these because they were causing infections?
KirschPunkt
What?
ultrarunningawayfromyou
Eeeeee. Coollliiiiii - ( like the ricola commercial)
ButterfaceTaintClown
They're not for vaginal use.
DinoKebab
We're people eating them?
TKRBrownstone
We are people eating them?
thefreshjedi
There grate!
Boufus
-Ton the togger
vitaminalgas
Just the romaine umbrella...
derpesofthemouth
E coli... Aka shit storms
citizenkayt
*mo rain
TheFeralDog
That's the best kind of lettuce though!
jgrowley31337
How were you using it???
thefreshjedi
well...
SnarkyOstrich
Swaggynator387
Beefblaster
Korean love hotel ad
experiencemike
Fun fact. I'm so dumb k don't know what the difference between cabbage and lettuce is. I just know they both are green.
flautista2013
Cabbage can be cooked, but stinks to high heaven so don’t bother. Lettuce should not be cooked.
yellowwood8888
Actually, I've had very good results using lettuce as a wrap for steaming certain foods.
Falos
I think cabbage is the round one and lettuce is like, a leafy stalk. That's pretty much all I got without checking.
Plagnamco
Lettuce can be round, but cabbage is the waxy one, I think. Also not checked lol.
flautista2013
Iceberg lettuce is round.
experiencemike
But I've seen lettuce in ball form like a cabbage?
SharkOfAwesome
Lettuce leaves are thinner and best eaten raw. Cabbage leaves are thick and waxy, sometimes spicy, and most commonly cooked.
FatherofRogerSimon10
Cabbage is not spicy on its own its used in borche and cabbage rolls and coleslaw
SharkOfAwesome
I’ve had some raw cabbage that had a faint horseradish taste/spice when raw.
FatherofRogerSimon10
Weird3
garlicwoof
Cabbage is actually a really interesting plant, Google it. Humans made like 1000 different vegetables out of one plant.
garlicwoof
Example: try white cabbage, kohlrabi, broccoli raw- they taste the same. Google Brassica oleracea
Pigswithstripes
Kohlrabi and Brokkoli are also cabbage? Now I'm really confused.
garlicwoof
Sorry for that. As i said, quite interesting plant. Lettuce is just leaves and they taste like leafy nothing
Skrai
People always tell me I'm wrong, but I think lettuce has a stronger taste than other people. I always taste it over anything else in a dish.