vodray
117418
1192
16
Jul 20, 2022 2:06 PM
vodray
117418
1192
16
bojeefus
I'm not proud of it, but now doing it is all I can think about.
Inf3st3d1
Tell that to the animals! If they can do it so can I!
sparmek
It's scarier when you realize there is a story behind every sign. As OSHA would say, rules/warnings were written with blood.
NPaine
So…where am i supposed to shite then?
bassaro
On the sign
scottEkarate
eddbrowne
Poop on the weeds. The cows know.
fredhoffman1968
poop gag
Spagget
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yea, some of us have to lick those rocks.
kraquepype
somnialunatica5772
why wouldn’t we poop on the rocks??? its nature. animals poop in nature.
thepuppeteer777
If you gotta go you gotta go. Ain't gonna shit my pants if there are rocks to shit behind
JohnBigboote74
smh. You're supposed to poop UNDER the rocks. It makes me sad that some people either don't know this or choose to ignore it.
korvkiosk
Where else would one poop then??? On top of the rocks??
mercbrit
I am not suggesting this sign is photoshopped but there are 41 images of it on the net & all were this angle and not 1 from another angle!
Dunes8
in?
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
My little pup likes to poop on rocks.
RobertTheBruise
I had a dog that thought shitting was an artform. Every day it was a new Poophenge.
JahNoodles
My mind went straight to "how do you poop IN a rock?"
NotABadLookingNarcissist
1. cut a hole in a rock
johnfsfrank
2. put your dick in the rock
ljhatgisdotnet
There are a pile of rocks, don’t poop in the pile.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
What if I poop on the ground and then bury it under a pipe of rocks?
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Pile*
V65ozzie
geoloads.
KarmannGeezer
The little known majestic destination. Shitting Stone.
WilliePimp
It's all going to get washed up there anyhows
Munchman347
Too bad the animals can't read...
bugcooper
where do they want people to poop?
MarioBoon
It's the pooping "on" the rocks that should be outlawed
laurence475
i can.
putcleverusernamehere
Used to hike a well known trail in Phoenix 2-3 times a week. Many mornings someone had taken a shit on the trail or immediately next to it
ADitzyDude
Thats how you're supposed to do it though, if there's no way to dig a hole. Poop on the rock and smear it so the sun can dry it out faster
ME2BNS12
Jokes on them, I pooped out those rocks
PennyLava
coprolithes are a thing
MooseHole
isetprettygirlsonfire
Geologist here, you are now required to show me your butthole.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
noneforgretchenwieners
Ahh the infamous buttroll race
TheLastSpaceman
If your poop can penetrate rocks, rip your a**hole
cosinewave
I saw a massive dump on the rocks while hiking in Garden of the Gods Colorado. This happens.
FurtiveGlancer
Why the Fuck didn't you go to a business/facilities - GoG is not that isolated
MarioBoon
Who puts icecubes in their poop?
Vagabondio
Manitou Springs is a cool little town.
RootMeanSqr
It was cool in the before times. Now it is over run by tourists and they charge for parking, which is difficult to find.
electricwizard
Someone out there is going about their day not knowing someone on the internet just qualified a poop they birthed as massive
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I hiked 3 miles to a waterfall in utah. No toilet facilities. I pooped right next to the no poop sign because WTH else could I do?
TheLeanWolf
I've heard on numerous occasions that bears tend to poop in the woods, you know, like the pope?
SpoilsburyToastMan
Pretty sure the pope doesn't wipe his ass on a fluffy white bunny rabbit though...
LumpPump
nah just the closest choir boy he can grab
SpoilsburyToastMan
DrWhy9
Are toilets closeby, clean and free? Cause otherwise why would you be surprised?
PorneliusHubertII
Best place to poop is outside. Why would you not expect poop in nature?
LAMovieDesign
I’m sorry, but nature poo’s can’t be regulated. If you gotta go, you gotta go. You think they’re tracking down the deer for their droppings?
scarman76
I see you have not had the opportunity to use and carry a "Wag Bag"
YesButMaybe
Business opportunity!... "Getchyer poop bag! Wag bags! Restop bags! Getchyer poop bag!" "I'll take a two, please." "That'll be 3.50"
FritoParadise
I was just going to ask, where are you supposed to poop when you need to go and you're in the middle of buttfuck nowhere?
afgncap
Sign is cheaper
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Guaranteed they are not. Put a Porta potty there if it's such an issue!
bradunk1
I was gonna say… you ever been hiking and had a poop go 0-99 in 2 minutes?
svirr
Gone in 60 seconds comes to mind.
ljhatgisdotnet
Because adult humans usually have some idea of when they poop and in high altitude places, there are no poop zones. Poop before you go!
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
Clearly you dont have IBS
ljhatgisdotnet
Perhaps you didn’t read the word USUALLY in my comment. It’s always been there. Because I know there are exceptions. And I thought about it.
Sheari
Or ever had to SUDDENLY GO RIGHT NOW OH SHI-
justlookingatthepicturesokay
Impressive Big Sausage? don't have one of those :(
standingalone
You could poo into a bag and dispose of it correctly.
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
You be surprised sometimes you dont even have time to get your pants down??
smegmaspread
A lot of higher altitude or rocky/dry parks are designated “no poo zones” because it doesn’t decompose in the environment. Before you hike
MandrewJackson
Sure, sure. But it looks like there's a deciduous tree in the background (and a field of grass?) so the max elevation here would be 8 or 9k?
smegmaspread
Mt Whitney you are given a wag bag with your permit. Pack it in, pack it out. Of course this doesn’t stop people from not using it but still
mratio
??♂️
DrWhy9
Exactly the sign should say "use the fucking bags" not be surprised at people beeing idiots
imakeeper
Dig a cat hole in dirt. Shit on rocks has to be cleaned up.
Hammerwell
Good luck in alpine environments. And even if possible, If you in an area with high traffic all the usual places will be swamped, literally.
garamasike
Then use a wag bag
DrWhy9
I ain't saying you can't do it properly, but beeing surprised at people having to poop seems weird
imakeeper
You'll note that nothing says "Don't poop." It says where not to poop.
DrWhy9
Fair enough but the "I can't believe we need to say this" seems to indicate that they can't fathom the allure of cliff shitting
KaptainObveeus
I mean look at those rocks, you could find a nice little private spot between them, your mere presence in which would loosen your bowels.
Frederf
It's my siren song