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Trick or Treat!
Jul 27, 2017 1:31 AM
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nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I was a teleiophile as a child but I feared the people I was attracted to being punished for my attraction.
MrSpeedycola
So is he just a normal guy who's being blackmailed with "do what I say or I'll call you a pedophile" kind of thing, or is he a legit pedo?
TestingYourPatience
@cuddlep00p
R4ndyjones
lies and slander
Magnivore
She seems to have aged multiple years from the first comic to the second.
PegForMercy
Obligatory "A webcomic about god knows what! Written and drawn by some nerdy white dude who likes to call himself Cuddlep00p!" and makes 1/2
PegForMercy
cringy jokes about women drinking semen.
Ceverettz
I'd watch a show of just them hanging out, platonically y'know. Like a Calvin and Hobbes thing. No (un)funny business. Just them being weird
WowMuchFuni
That would be pretty cool, I agree
MARRAKESHREDMan
More of this please
emptymyspine7
Whilst pedophiles are attracted to children not all are child molestors.most suppress it to death.
emptymyspine7
Even tho this will get downvoted to hell someone has to put in a good word for those that arent all evil
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I was a teleiophile as a child but I feared the people I was attracted to being punished for my attraction.
SexyGarrusVakarian
FromDenmarkWithHate
Soggycardboard is unfunny shitty comics that gets its "laughs" by appealing to lowest common denominator.
Astrangeimageeveryday
ProxyPlayerHD
Buckbeak1486
Like how she aged, but he didn't
StRocketScience
All those children turned back his aging progress. In 40 years, he'll be a baby
plusoneforyou
10-20 changes a person much more than 30-40. Not that this matters
Aguynamedcarl
LANflair
Steam sales
Aguynamedcarl
Always what I thought of when I look at this image
Captainplanetmotherfucker
MRW I get paid, but my bills get to my paycheck before I do.
The1996LALakers
WowMuchFuni
Username... Checks out? I mean, that is Aku and he appears to be disgusted by Jack's collection of Ashi pictures with mysterious stained
iAppdata
Does she have no pants?
Mumalot
S'no she doesn't.
xxXrosesisdogeXxx
Short short shorts?
olian04
She is, compare the skin color of her face with the "skin" color of her legs. It's brown pants.
bisqwit
You can also see seams.
Tinkrr
Am I the only one who thinks they actually hooked up and are in a really weird relationship after seeing the second one?
AsianToast
Nah, she's too old now
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Tinkrr
Eh, he grew to love her anyway. That's what makes it romantic and sweet instead of creepy.
duncanhills666
as a pedophile he wouldn't be into her. Now if he was a hebephile, or ephebophile...
Nikolai5
You mean in the second pic right?
duncanhills666
yes
CommanderWilliamTRiker
what are those , I dont wanna google on the work computer....
duncanhills666
Ephebophilia is the primary or exclusive adult sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.
mikev2
Pedo is pre-pubescent attraction. Hebephile is post-pubescent but still underage. Don't know the other one.
duncanhills666
Ephebophilia is the primary or exclusive adult sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.
ACatnippedKitty
I prefer the term "extortion". The 'x' makes it sound cool
AdmiralButtStuff
eXtreme eXtortion!!
thagoatman
Ah 666 upvotes it is beautiful
Thanaroa
I eXert stress when I eXport beats that eXhilarate the hard & eXterminate the weak. eXecution level neXt-no way to eXplain it. I'm xXx (1/3)
Thanaroa
bitch (2/3)
Thanaroa
TRIPLE X RATED (3/3)
bloatedplutocrat
StRocketScience
Xtacy
JoyBuzzTheInternetPleb
I....kinda get the reference?
grepsy
Bender from Futurama. Full quote is "blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion', the x makes it sound cool"
Axelord
I admire the subtle reference and how it's gotten most point all the while there's probably like five/six of us who really got it.
Axelord
Unless this site really is more depraved-friendly than I thought it was.
cpento
my friend doesn't get it... but isn't entirely sure she wants to...
Axelord
Those who gets it seem to be downvoting me. Make of that what you will. Or maybe they feel offended that the don't get it?
CaptainRuse
Every sentence of information can be used as a weapon.
Zreen
Oh I'm sure "I'm gonna try art school" could never become a weapon
Macewindow54
Ultimatum delivered to a father who wants his son to be a welder.
ImAFuckingGoodBoy
Hitler said that
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
Except it can and it's even got its own word - propaganda.
NotWelcomehere
Is your name the sound Missy Elliot made in that one song?
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I prefer cake to pie most of the time, unless you have lemon meringue.
Inimposter
Are you implying that noone can possibly find a crime in this sentence, you privileged offending-my-gluten-free-diet pig?
JustFeedMePieDammit
... Dude...
JarethCutestory
RIP
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
I consider cheesecake a pie not a cake
Mrw1cked
I've been calling it cheesepie for some time now.
RexNihil
I too have called it cheesepie for the longest time. Are you me?
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
That's because you're right.
Manieman
It's not illegal to be a pedofile if you don't act on it
BarryMDingle
Sounds like something a pedophile would say...
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Technically correct.
StRocketScience
Yeah, but he was giving out candy, meaning he was seeking out children to statue
Trassation
TIL pedophiles are actually Gorgons.
StRocketScience
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU PEOPLE
HeckTheHeckOff
At least once more apparently
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CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Is this that "stare rape" sjws keep mentioning?
Manieman
What was the comment?
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Along the lines of "where do we draw the line? Does this mean it's legal to watch kids in a park through binoculars??" or something..
PuppyDontCare
creepy but true
supersomatic
Its worrying how many people don't actually agree with this
Mahfakah
Philosorapter.jpg Are you really a pedophile if you don't act on it?
mbos14
yes. because sexaul atraction. does not imply sexual act.
Manieman
Yeah I guess you can be are you gay if you haven't had sex with a woman?
Frypanman
Paedophile just refers to the attraction. A child molester would be someone who has acted on it
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I don't get that. If a hetro man has sex, he's still considered a hetro. If a peadophile acts on his urges; he's still a pedo, is he not?
Imhereforthelurking
Ones an uncomfortable attraction, the other is sticking your dick in a kid.
Dwerioc
Not all pedos will harm a child (most won't) not all child molesters are pedos (most aren't). The act and the attraction are separate things
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Pedophila is the mental illness, child molestation and statutory rape is the crime.
Manieman
Thanks for explaining it properly I think it should be treated as mental illness everywhere and be able to get help unless you have actually
FillerNameToFillTheBox
Problem is that in a ton of countries if you to to a therapist to get help for pedophilia, they are required by law to report you.
Manieman
Raped a child then you can burn for all I care but I think people are to scared to get help
AMitchellW
I agree. I think labeling yourself, or anyone, a pedophile has the connotation that you've actually acted out on it before.
Manieman
Even saying someone is a pedophile with no evidence is bad they are guilty even with no proof
Craazyy1
I think even if you've raped a child, you should still be able to get help. You should also be kept very far away from children though.
undeaddevon11
Agreed.
NothingButReactionGifs
JustFeedMePieDammit
Put that pedofile in a pedofolder!
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
PETER FILE
Nightcaste
They won't give me folders *cries*
Alistairetheblu
mmm folders
Manieman
Sorry English is my first language
JustFeedMePieDammit
All good. I saw an opportunity for a pun and I took it :P
surgicalarts
English is my city.
Midgarmerc
He's not a very good pedophile.
FuzzyX
At least he is an honest one and she kept returning with minimal concern.
EvilLesbian
Turns out he was just eating candy by himself and trying to scare the kid off so he didn't have to share.
ProxyPlayerHD
how would you know...?
LapsisBeeftech
By the fact that she returned?
just4thelolz
Define "good pedophile" for me, please?
Nikolai5
I think he means good as in proficiency, not morality.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I've considered telling the neighbors I'm a sex offender so their fuck trophies will stay out of my FUCKING YARD...
Predacane35
Settle down old timer.
idiotcube
That is a great idea that couldn't possibly backfire in any way.
neznanec007
I lost it at 'fuck throphies'
LysanderTavish
Dont do that, some random male and female trophies will end up wanting you for that fetish.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
i mean she kept coming back, so he was doing something right ;)
Astrangeimageeveryday
Anonaru
TheMightyPootis
I love you for this; 'tis an evil comment that deserved an appropriate response.
RyukiWong
TheYoungGod
It'd be great if they continued. Their relationship could keep growing until shes attracted to him. He can reject her by saying "I'm a..."
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
There is more to this comic iirc
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
I'mma stop you right there. This is going in a bad direction. Still laughed though, so +1 regardless :)
SteveMND
To be fair, we don't know that. We just know he's not very good at keeping it a secret.
DapperDanAdoresYou
Who said it was a secret?
TehSeksyManz
At least he let's the kids know they shouldn't stick around
Shewy92
That probably won't hold up in court though. "Your Honor, with all due respect, I did tell them I was a pedophile"
usersubbordercontrol
I mean, if he explained fully how horrible of a person he is, would the state still assrape him in prison?
TehSeksyManz
But, he didn't act upon it. Yeah, I know, it's not real, blah blah
Shewy92
I was referring to if he got arrested for it. That's why he would be in court.