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IDunGoofed
Pool etiquette, simple stuff.
madmardagan
#lifehack
rhetoricIjustmether
I wish the lifeguards at our pool also realized it means sometimes saving someone from drowning. 16yo and no Fs given.
bender211
The best part was knowing which soccer mom shaves and who doesn't.
Kyogri4Leaf
It's only a problem when someone starts drowning and you don't know how to swim... Goodbye Jimmy, I'm sorry
YangKoete
This is how Vultures and birds of prey seek out their next meal if they're large enough. Human meat is amazing...I'm not a vulture, I swear.
trangphamtan92
Dont wanna be judged? wear a "boobsguard" pls
lookabird1
You'll also get ur pants sued off when you fail to help someone.
hansolongdingdongtralala
OwlOwlOwlIt
Yes!!!
wmcostiganjr
You wanna get weird, lets get weird pal!
exitparadise
Counter argument: if you don't wear a lifeguard shirt you can sit back and watch people drown.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
False, am a male lifeguard, had a woman yell at me to stop staring at her even though she was the only one in the pool. Also teenage girls
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
all think you're a fucking creep. And parents of small children all think you're a pedophile.
PhunsukhWangdu
*buys shirt, makes way to kiddie pool*
CumDumster
This deserves way more upvotes
AmbiguousMike
To check out the hot mom's right?
raidleadergutts
To check out the hot mom is, right.
sssmokin
Also then have a legal obligation to save people.
SharkyMcSnarkface
"Shit happens."
TurboTony3375
I feel like that's not true
sssmokin
life gaurds do have a legal obligation to save people i dont know what happens to people if they fake it
FourBrotherz04
Could get reported for impersonating a emergancy responder
shenryulaw
Lifeguard here, still be judged anyway.
OuchYoureonmyhair
I ain't even mad.
Conboss
As a fellow guard at an outdoor pool, yes. But the views are... (wink)
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VorpalHalcyon
Thats why we wear sunglasses.
justagamerhere
Or feel judged at least. Especially if you have a moustache and lifeguard at a summer camp
Stuebydoo
you need to stop licking your lips when you do it
EmotionalyunstableRobot
As a fellow guard this is accurate.
Hoodwinker27
Add to cart!!
IamTerribleAtCreatingUserNames
As an Uncle raising his niece and nephew, can confirm.
AllinBadTaste
As a transgender octopus whose been injured in an InkOff, rehabilitated at Monterey Bay Aquarium, I can not confirm. Because I am octopus.
Agenuineandfriendlydudewhossometimesanasshole
As a octopus rehabilitation trainer I can confirm this.
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
beerlizard12
As an octofucker, I'll produce more speculation on topics that are still under scrutiny. Perhaps. Unsure really.
Buckbeak1486
How mandatory is diving for a lifeguard?
FourBrotherz04
Lifeguards rarely even make saves unless you work at a water park, regular pools dont have serious incidents, a few active drowners a season
melveys
I see a lifeguard jump in about half the time I attend. The last time was for two kids from the same family about 15 mins apart.
FourBrotherz04
Than those lifeguards arnt teaching the kids they save how to swim safely and where they should be swimming
AnHonestLiar
You mean like, somersaults and shit, or the ability to enter a pool at speed and immediately break into a stroke?
PotooGeatAndWise
PHRASING
AnHonestLiar
Tbh in your professional life you're very rarely going to enter the pool ("a wet lifeguard is a bad lifeguard") and when you do
AnHonestLiar
You'll more than likely be straddle jumping, not diving straight. The main reason you'd ever enter the pool would be for a suspected spinal
AnHonestLiar
In which case you DO NOT dive in. You enter very very slowly and carefully so as not to create any waves.
AlabamaNerd
I agree with the rarely entering part, but I don't see how having to save someone makes a bad lifeguard? You can't control someone?
AlabamaNerd
Only time I got in was a 3 year old who was going back and forth then got tired where he couldn't stand. Hopped in and got him out (in 3 ft)
FourBrotherz04
Yea, wet lifeguard is nbd. A lifeguard doing cpr usually means someone didnt see an active drowner turn to a passive drowner. Which is bad
AnHonestLiar
It's just something they say to you during lifeguard training, the idea being that you should be proactive rather than reactive