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Mar 20, 2022 1:19 PM
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
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Thats a weird looking cat you got.
RainOubliette
A dumbo rat!!! Also known as a treat seeking missile.
desenclos
Is he a chef perchance?
GermanShepherdGuy
Little chef?
greenchair
Remy?
ChipWallace
So who is going to put the explosion in the background?
RednapxpandeR
I watched this loop like 7 times
fnoigy
I thought you said "poop" and i remembered why i don't have rats
ComoSeIguana
Psh, I watched it like 8 times
TheBigMcC
It’s a loop? ……
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrettyGood
This POV porn is getting out of control
Ittouchesthetoilet
Lol love those cute little buggers.
Huuuuubi
But but .. the weekend is over :(
dannyfl0wers
captainnewbi
heat seeking moselle
ForTheDumps
I loved my rat men. They were pretty awesome.
fullstop
The Dark Souls / Elden Ring attacks aren't so far fetched now, are they?
willpostanything
Remi!
DrSchuego
Fur Missile Smol™
xXPawnStarrXx
How many times has this lil' one hopped and hit you right in the gonads?
EnthusiasticPickle
I would love to own rats if they lived longer than 2 years
NotTheActualCharlieDay
Mr Jingles!
Junkels
Those are some awesome dumbo jumps!
herrklank
Lookit that little tummy!
Vulvarella
...will definitely have some nightmares about that...
DeityOfSnuggles
It’s sunday
JGarza9788
yeah he can jump, but does he help you cook in the kitchen?
Theg00dshepard
Kinda like a sugar glider from wish .com
davidstewart444
CUZ IM A ROCKET MOOOOOUUUUSE
fudruckers
Comming in For a landing deploying ear flaps.
Whitebeardthepirate
Guided Mouse-ille
fnoigy
How do they jump so well with tiny legs?
starhawk
Probably for treats
Winchester427
Stronk
danishjuggler21
You’d be able to jump far too if you weighed less than half a pound
J4nein4ne
SuperJump is a starting move for this pokemon. Sadly, most don't level up enough to spec out of it.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
What? Look at those butt muscles. That’s all leg. Rats are basically rabbits with short ears, long tails, and more food options.
ForkForkFork
Jumps are motivated by the booty. Rat is thicc
oneoldman
They're super springy, and kinda use their whole body. Also, these are boy rats, so the only trick they usually do is "be fat potato" lol
krendius
mood.
noodleteeth
Their legs aren't actually that tiny, theyre just folded well and hidden under body fat
davescifi1350
A lot of animals, especially mammals and birds have knees tucked up into the body
Jawesome19
Muscles
Cjmebgk18
Aren't rats and mice the pound for pound strongest mammals in existance?
endfreq
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/An-overview-of-the-anatomy-of-the-rat-hind-limb-A-Depicts-the-anatomy-of-the-muscles_fig2_234159106
Katabare
Ratgardium Leviosa
NewGeekyWorkshop
SPROING!
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Legs tiny but hella powerful
maelennfromterokkareu
So much squeeeeee factor! They are sooo so cute! Im afraid of them but I like them if that makes sense. Im the same with dogs.
studog2010
Rats are incredibly intelligent and friendly and social. You only have to be afraid for your cheese. :-)
canadianreserve
And heartbreak. They don't live very long. Only reason I don't get them.
canadianreserve
And heartbreak. They don't live very long. Only reason I don't get them.
maelennfromterokkareu
Im afraid they may bite.
SoGrosslyIncandescent
I feel you. As a child I was bitten by a pet store gerbil and it left me with a fear of rodents, even if they are cute.
AnticlockwiseMetamorphosis
Only been bit once by rats and handled them every day. Some pb on my finger was enough to unleash the ratto feeding frenzy!
Vontisha
The only time I've ever been bitten was by a momma who was super protective of her litter. Rats are much nicer then like mice or hamsters.
MycroftisSmarter
I've been bitten by mice, hamsters, gerbils, rabbits, and ferrets but never a rat.
studog2010
That's fair, but they really won't unless defending themselves and fleeing isn't available. My ex and my cousin both kept rats.
DeezDanglin
But the pop and pee everywhere?!
Warmblood
You keep them in a cage mostly. Bring them out for play. Ours almost never pooped outside cage. Pee is an issue, but not that bad.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Feral rats might be intelligent & social, but they sure as hell aren't friendly. If they feeld cornered, they'll launch themselves at your…
studog2010
We're talking about pet rats here, not feral/wild ones. Same as we post about pet dogs, not feral/wild ones.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
"We" are obviously not. "I" am talking about rats in general. You are free to talk about whatever you like.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
crotch and bite whatever comes between their teeth. It's perfectly reasonable to be afraid of feral rats / rats in general.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
They also have a sixth sense for when a much bigger creature is helpless and can't fight back. Hungry rats have been known to bite chunks...
FiftyShadesOfArugula
out of sleeping infants. And they usually start eating at the face.