PicolasCage27
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So we let her free say goodbye to miss krabs
Cat tax
Dog tax
Ivan tax
periwinklepanda
You have a pig!!! Ivan is adorable.
cakeycakes
I want more Ivan pics!
supercrouton
Good on you for not arbitrarily squashing the nope. They are out there just trying to make a living and most of them are quite beautiful. +1
fluxbiota
So many fun pets!
FugueStatedAndFaded
Screw the crab, upvoted for Ivan!
EmWatsonLover
@op we need more pictures of your animals. Not want. But need.
willowed
Please tell me you are not going to eat Ivan.
PicolasCage27
We won't!
Iamblaine
came for spider crab, stayed for the glourious Ivan
zombiemickey
Looks like it's carrying a wild mushroom cap on its back.
theMightyPlatypus
asking the obvious... did he sit down beside her?'
CherylCarolCherlene
Found one a few years ago& brought it inside for the night to give it a good meal... Turns out that yellow part is full of eggs. D:
PicolasCage27
CherylCarolCherlene
^only logical solution
RappingEdgarAllanPoe
I DUB THEE STEVE
Markoz
We need to discuss further the Ivan situation.
ZipperKopf
All hail Ivan lord of all
PostmasterG
So your sister has never seen a crab...
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
I totally thought your dog was fucking the cat at first. Plus 1
PicolasCage27
Keyaladron
I would upvote Ivan everyday.
bddrchddr
Heeler!! I have a heeler too!!
superking32
Ivan looks like the dad from cloudy and a chance of meatballs.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodcreep
By god. Ivan is glorious
superfeathers
No...no he is not.
tablecat
My name is Ivan. I feel alright about this.
Kolondril
Ivan, you're beautiful.
tablecat
Aww, thanks!!
PicolasCage27
Yes...yes he is
eatmyfeck
More Ivan plz
RikuExile
Dude, if you want internet Points Ivan is your man
errdog
No shit right? Ivan is fucking awesome
Lammomammo
We need more Ivan!
wuggles23
This is all real neato. +1
PicolasCage27
CatPresident
Why does that Faberge Egg have 8 legs?
zoomusic
Any entomologists can name the critter?
PicolasCage27
It's a marbled orb weaver!
Wibblersnatch
Looks like a preggo orbweaver. Glad you let it go instead of killing like 99% seem to do!
OlRockTheGoodAg
FUCK THAT THING
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
No, don't.
Xynatox
Your sister is an idiot.
PicolasCage27
Yeah I know
awesomechicken
marbled orb-weaver - Araneus marmoreus
charlie86
Was browsing the comments for this info. Wasn't disappointed. Thanks!
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Looks like a bloated tick to me.
Randersuarus
Chicken, you're awesome. Thank you!
elbdms
Not Araneus iviei?
awesomechicken
No. Close though.
elbdms
Just to satisfy my curiosity, would you know what the differences are between marmoreus and iviei? Google didn't turn out much.
awesomechicken
Short answer - A. iviei just looks different (more spotty less mottled) and is found mostly north of the U.S. and some in New England.
awesomechicken
Long answer I found - they are distinguished from other Araneus species by the subdivided ovoid conductor of the male palpus and the (1/2)
bigjoemonger
Damn orb weavers, come in so many shapes and sizes
InboundHickory8
Yup
ModernDarpa
I just had a mini heart attack
SpudzMckenzie
"little"
PicolasCage27
Well I once saw this thing
BloodLegacy
Fucking hell! I would say it needs banana for scale, but I'm afraid that thing would beat someone to death with it.
SpudzMckenzie
Fuck you rustled my jimmys
PicolasCage27
WhoPaidForThisFloor
...the fuck do you live??
PicolasCage27
On a farm in the middle of nowhere
WhoPaidForThisFloor
In Australia?
PicolasCage27
Nope!
Lewisbl11
Did the spider paralyze the cat!?!?
VrryBurntpork
That spider is harmless.
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
That's what I thought too. "Oh man the spider killed the cat."
PicolasCage27
No the cat just rolls around sometimes
Somanyquestions
Good spider evasion tactic!
thisisprocrastination
How can Ivan see!?!?!
helpusdrzaius
When you big hoss you don't need to see, others need to see you and gtfo your way
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
You see Ivan, Ivan can see
ChorizoPig
Ivan needs to go on a diet. Source: am also pig
TotallyHappyCustomer
He can't.
AbstractSquid
It happens to most pigs. A friend had a pot belly named princess and she had fat folds over her eyesEven though she was on a regulated diet
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
With eyes
zeusdemigod131
Pigs are fun, if that was a dog everyone would be screaming 'abuse' but this guys just a happy fatty
9FagsLikesTo9GagOn9InchCocks
https://imgur.com/OGs1rIa.png Looks like the eyes are lower down and not covered by the fat rolls.
BritishBatman
It's like a mascot costume, his eyes are in his nose.
RichardDeanAnderson
Eyes
dildodingo
ThePoorWarrior
Hahahahahah
SmellOfMonkey
My immediate thought exactly +1
ThatAwesomeStarfish
You see Ivan, when you close off eyes with fat. Other senses become stronger. Like bats. Be batpig
anonwalker
Ivan Murdock, blind pig lawyer by day, blind pig devil at night
adventuresofgooglyeyes
Spider pig.gif
BobbyMcfallenberg
Spidergif.gifv
TheMarshMellowGuy
Onink-onik I'm batpig
PicolasCage27
Well he can move around so I think he can see
OmnipotentTurtle
Blind people move around......
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
That's as scientific of an answer as I was hoping for.
NESwasBest
The logic...Hey it works for me!
DieDeutschenKommen
He move arround with his legs..not with his eyes
PicolasCage27
He can make his way around
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OmnipotentTurtle
Bat-Ivan. Did he loose his parents as a piglet?
BarfTittiesGalore
Ivan has GPS. Boost Mobile, WHERE YOU AT?
PicolasCage27
Maybe