JohnWilliamsFromDillon
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Sound On
Feb 27, 2023 2:49 AM
JohnWilliamsFromDillon
135481
1555
22
Sound On
HellFireBeardMan
"I love your eyes" fking creep on top of being a psychopath.
RaySkye
dragonflyy69
urboyevan2
This man might be satan himself. His face seethes evil.
iBoulderDash
Creepy fuck's face moves like a 1980s animatronic puppet for a horror movie. So life-like, yet falls just a little short, making it inhuman.
Hashbrown123
Literally a demon in human skin.
Zombimancer
He only blinked twice in that whole clip
OKSasquatch
LivingDeadX
I don’t care if you’re unemployed and your children are starving. Don’t you FUCKING DARE forget my tithes!
loungeking1
Pure evil.
Bonesy84
Everyone talking about how fucked his face looks I think it’s in the same realm of aged political liars, the practiced fake smiles and years
Bonesy84
Of lying I think has a measurable toll on their face, and we can tell something is off. Or I could be biased. Who knows
aldunsmuir360
Charles Manson got a haircut and new suit?
IEatTACOs2
I thought the same thing! It's those damn eyes they are exactly the same as Manson's.
physicsisabitch
He sure is a weird fucker.
IdaSpear
Indubitably!
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
TheOneTrueZippy8
That's not even a close approximation of human.
killbillsexwife
Pinned
JARNSB
That pause after "here's what happened" is, hang on let me figure out the lie.
TheRealNotSoSlimShady0
Fuck religion and tax the rich. There's absolutely no reason a preacher should be worth $850 million.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
So mbay rubes under his influence
hitdog42
This man looks like he works at Gringotts and denied the Weasleys a loan
Paraphrast
*lost it. Copland has been a crooked shister for decades.
Filanwizard
Thee jets and worth almost a billion, and probably all tax exempt
CaldariBob
It'll be like Osteen - the money & planes will nominally belong to his church, but the church belongs to him in all ways that matter.
DiracsDelta
Holy fuck the eyes! There’s nothing left alive in there. Kill it with fire!
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MarkySpaceMagnet
Cold iron
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Fire? You poor child, as if earthly fire could match the flames of his home
lurkyouallnightlong
jadanks
How do religious people not actually see the devil in this man. The Bible even warns them about it.
Firehoser
That whole interview is wild. You can tell he would’ve murdered her if it was a hidden camera https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtF34MrsfI
mtraiders73
Very simple, it takes a lot of money to get where all these idiots are, so we can steal them blind. $850 million sure would help alot people
drduffer
We desperately need to tax these assholes.
gordy77
Yes...tax
SploogeMcDuck316
850 million?! Are evangelicals that fucking stupid?
Ughffs
Yes. To be fair he preaches that for every dollar you give him God will give it back to you 10 fold. He's been running that scam for decades
gnomedeplume
John Oliver did a segment involving this guy and fuckers just like him about a racket called "prosperity gospel"
Whenshaithitsthefanputyourheadinthebreeze
Worse. They keep on funding
IEatTACOs2
Yes
MrWobblyHead
They're deluded. Brainwashed. Indoctrinated. Not necessarily stupid.
SteveMcCroskey
Or rather...slow of mind : obtuse. : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner.
Raikupath
I’m tired of holding back so let’s just face the truth, people with imaginary friends are not intelligent, they have massive problems.
greenchair
This is the devil
beardedheathen
a devil. there are many like it, but this is one of ours.
SneakorsMcSneakorsface
Actually those are ours too. In modern times we diversify our evils.
nightripper
Evil is a growth industry!
UnattendedDeviant
Context: He was defending the need to own 3 private jets and his comment about flying commercially.
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Any1EyeWant
Face so full of fillers, it would clog up the machine...
HenchMenInc
That all sounds like, "you poor will never understand how hard it is to move amongst you, eww"
Firehoser
There are other parts where you can see him literally trying to kill her with his eyes! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtF34MrsfI
JohnWilliamsFromDillon
Worth $850 Mil by today’s estimate but otherwise good stuff. Thanks!
svga
oh the post is from 2016??
Whatsname
If he got the GulfStream V for only 3 million Tyler Perry got screwed or needed to get rid of it ASAP.
DoctorWhoFarted
Jesus would've flown coach
Ughffs
How with no passport? Lol he was a known illegal immigrant. Jesus woulda hitchhiked.
Vungor
Jesus would have walked
amanofmellowcharacter365
Jesus would have biked to a bus stop and then walked. He don't know.
Tom40
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at who he gives it to.
ThePastmaster
If he GENUINELY believes in God I'm gonna give him my house.
sleepinggreenidea
Not a safe bet since he espouses Prosperity Gospel. That shit is catnip for rich Xian narcissists.
AmbroseWolfinger
I don't ever want to be within reach of that man.
wearsPantsOften
Its his zealots for whom we should all worry. Arguably we are all in this "person's" reach.
lovehandlesmessiah
He'd steal the crack out of your ass.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I'd knock his shit out.
donkeymoney
He has three jets. You cannot hide from him.
zenoshogun
Does he have a subarmine though?
genericanamoly
I would pay to be next to him, and then take one for the team.
JustFeedMePieDammit
He gives off serious Uncanny Valley vibes
DrPepper523
Right? His face ain't right...
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
He literally looks how I would imagine a demon struggling with his human disguise would look, pure darkness behind those eyes.
LokiOnTheCouch
Dude wtf
penthonysp
I do.
NonstopRampage
I *like* you
FishieStardust
Wh-why would you choke the chicken with him!? Wait that's a rooster. Carry on
TemetNosce000
You gonna tug him off?
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
I want to read that he ate a .45. I don't want his departure from this earth to be natural.
snotrocketscience
I'd pay good money to be within slapping distance of him.
OddlyPacific
I’d go deeper into debt to be nut kicking distance from his sorry sack.
HeywouldJablowme
I do. But I would rather be within reach of Donald trump.
AmbroseWolfinger
All I ask is 5 minutes alone in an elevator.
HeywouldJablowme
5 Minutes Alone... https://youtu.be/7m7njvwB-Ks
AmbroseWolfinger
I'm not familiar with their music.
HeywouldJablowme
Blasphemy
SciFiGuy2018
He's a psychopath.
LuciusNeedful
Sociopath, actually.
HeywouldJablowme
He's the "demon"
torp
Which seems to be a good thing to become rich in the US.
TheSecondPiewackit
Does anyone want to help me steal a bunch of his money?
deegeeeeez
The way he throws in “I love your eyes” like a way to make her like him is so self-assured and creepy. Absolute garbage human
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Literally. Jfc no amount of therapy can help him at this point.
kilgoth1
I mean, he could be locked up in a rubber room and straight jacket so's therapy could have a try in changing him...
parkway
Take heart in the fact that he's 86 and doesn't have much time left.
Ughffs
I am sure he's already training his replacement.
UnattendedDeviant
He barely ever blinks.
3wattbulb
Lizard.
NayaTaylor
He moves his eye brows a lot but now you say it I’m not sure he even does in this clip..
ArtunioBanderas
He blank, not lizard, just demon
Tumescentpie
To be able to rip people off using religion, you have to have something wrong with your general primate sense of fairness.
wigglemywammybar
Isn’t that what pretty much all religions do? In more ways than one too.
diesel01
Not Society if Friends as far as I know
Ughffs
But that's the oldest past time, become a preacher work two days a week and have your church provide you with a house and everything. Easy.
Narwhilian
I'm not even the least bit religious but he legit looks like a demon disguised as a human
wiresnake
“Disguised”
ipi22
i think exactly the same thing, demon in disguise
OKSasquatch
JohnWilliamsFromDillon
Awesome
TheOblibop
He is genuinely unsettling to look at.
poppaw2
That's the face of the Devil.
Rhythmaster
Downright demonic
PuppyLeo1
This is a real guy? Like he really looks like that in real life? He honestly looks like a movie/tv/etc character....
Drix1942
That's because his evil shows.
Imalwaysready
He genuinely looks like a demon in a human mask. I get why some get rich, but I’ve NEVER understood his appeal.
whatdoyoumeanicanttakemysweateroff
Would be perfect in a David Lynch film
Shadowkrieger
He is what I think a devils servant would look like.
NuclearMonk
I should give him money...
unluckyandbored
He looks like he'd be a used-car salesman.
ThisVikingNeverSkipHisPorridge
Kaivarii0210
his smile scares me more than his anger
ulubai
he never blinks
LetumComplexo
It’s because he’s had so much plastic surgery and Botox that his face has slipped into the uncanny valley. And he leans into that fact.
naturenick
I’ve said it before, he reminds of when Bilbo did that demonic shriek and grab for the ring in LOTR
Bystandr
Ilurklikekirk
His canines are way too pronounced, more like fangs. Fits the bill...
Starfury42
This man has a face that is pure evil
UncleDuckjob
YertIeTheTurtle
Smashinbananas
TheRealBrebby
Mandela effect my friend.
METROlD
And why is it so many men at this age find it acceptable to put their finger in peoples faces like that?
Rhythmaster
Can't speak about other old men, but this guy is a narcissistic sociopath so I don't think he cares about anyone but himself, at all.
PicassoCT
Oh that's easy, by that age you know that they all fake it
randomguywholovespizza
it looks like he cast the demons out of people, and they had nowhere else to go, except the nearest empty vessel. Be like a demon party now.
PhailRaptor
Makes a solid case for demonic possession, honestly
HaniiPuppy
He genuinely looks like how I'd imagine an actual not-philosophically-ambiguous evil Satan to look.
LeviathanOmega
Serial killer eyes and his movements are like something wearing a skinsuit and not quite succeeding in pretending to be something it's not.
aminalhouse
He is clearly the devil — and I’m pretty much atheist.
BeeButtes
Came here to say pretty much the same thing. If the devil exists…it’s definitely this guy
hellsgunslinger
Yup. Those eyes are out there. I've seen the eyes of people who have killed people and they ain't as scary as that dude
UncleDuckjob
Fuckin' ...
PrincessWasabi
Smiles are supposed to put you at ease, even make you smile in return. That is a grotesque mask that strikes fear, I would run away lol
CheeseBakedCrouton
That’s a man who is proud to promote genocide. And unlike others, he’d happily participate in the dirty work.
ChefBrooke7029
Jonestown eyes
PicassoCT
Make them drink coolaid eyes
Illinifan88
If the devil is real, as Christians believe, how in the fuck do they not see this guy and say, "yep, that Satan"?
Imalwaysready
EXACTLY! Olsteen? Ok, maybe, but THIS literal-satan-looking motherfucker? How did he ever get so popular with that crowd!?
Ughffs
Would Satan tell you that every dollar you send him will be multiplied 10 fold by God? Lol no you right he would do that.
slowlyredeemed
Satan is known as the great deceiver. What him and Joel Osteen do, sure play the part to lead the flock astray
fennecbutt
Which is hilarious bc the best portrayal of the devil I've seen is Peter Stormare in Constantine. Yet this guy somehow does better. I try
fennecbutt
Not to judge people on appearance but damn is it ironic that he's supposedly a force for righteous Christian good, yet he looks like a demon
fennecbutt
Inhabiting some poor dude's body.
ElroydIsGone
Yeah, baffles me every time, but then again, for centuries, the church told the story about gods all-loving son who was smeared, sentenced >
ElroydIsGone
to death and tortured by the religious authorities, and then it went on to smear, sentence to death and torture everyone within their >
ElroydIsGone
ranks who had their own ideas and they never stopped to think "Hey, wait, aren't we exactly like the baddies in our own holy story?"
TheNakedBanana
I mean, if Satan was actually real and walking among us, this dude would be my first fucking bet.
evilgriff
Too obvious