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Nov 23, 2021 12:43 PM
Alittledistantshiningstar
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/r0bpyx/kid_steals_ball_before_english_football_match/
Carlinium
Well done kid, you've peaked.
FinnisherOffr
That is the coldest goal celebration I have ever seen.
EllJayJay9
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!" At the end there
slackboy722000
Typical Spursy defence.
MantisTobagganMD
Bruv...that stare down after...kid's a stone cold killer
frahnseeskoh
Adorable
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ahahahaha, that is great
tarkus10
Tightens jock strap, Ubers home, demands to know why dinner isn't on the fucking table.
cryborg
"Where did Harry go? Oh my!"
ruferto
such a polite clap
wazroth
OFFSIDES
conklin5
I'd have slide tackled the fuck outta that slow moving bitch!
myballshurt
That kid peaked at 6, all down hill from here
bobgunrunnersmith
Just living in the moment.
DraccoKnightblade
Modern Soccer/Football would have security all over that kid. For the right reasons!
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I like the Ballotellian celebration.. Does a postman celebrate when he delivers post?
captainireland
Sometimes I do tbf
undeadyesunpersonno
That linesman fucking loves it!
thatfucknguy
Im a bit disappointed the crowd didn't explode better and the announcers didn't "gooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal"
talldrink413
Shooting star!
misterwappy
Scoring against Spurs really is for everyone
PlasticF0rk
Jan Vertonghen does not find this funny.
WarriorOtter
I miss Vertonghen. COYS.
lamepickle
Came here to say the same!
yellwfever
Azrael360
Someone didn't get the memo...
samuelwestphalia
I laughed. A lot.
DUBAR70
G-O-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eXoRainbow
ruferto
prince of soccer?
eXoRainbow
"Tsubasa Ozora" - He might be known as other names in other countries
ruferto
same same
teddyboops
Gonna be chasing that high for the rest of their life
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
What high? The kid's a robot, completed the tasks awaiting further instructions.
Freeminder
Now you pass the butter
Hsid
Oh. My. God.
Icecreammanfromhell
Hey you want to watch a movie later?
Finnegans
Lads, it's Tottenham.
thatauzzieguy
Did you see that ridiculous performance last night?
ThinBoySlim
Ludicrous display
sirconnor
Thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodNetworkMan
PteradactylStevens
I like how he stares at the ball after he makes the goal. The crowd cheers, but there is no joy or catharsis.
OverpricedCrayon
It’s because the crowd is actually yelling insults and racial slurs…because hooligans.
vicvalour
I was waiting for him to flop for a yellow card
haggerton
He realized the shallowness of his victory.
WhatzitTooya
He realized that was an own goal.
shanepalmero29
Malhavoc
In the NFL that standing and staring would be a 15 yard penalty.
Caspooky
"...And STAY there!"
stronomer
He suddenly realized there are 50k people around him.
NotaCPA
this, kids, can be in their own world of imagination and when they come out of it...it's can be a shock.
akom
Not to ruin everyone's fun, but I'm pretty sure he's looking through the net at the audience because he didn't expect the cheering.
anglafro365
That’s the weird thing about sports, you have to sorta teach yourself to be excited about such a small thing.
anglafro365
I felt the same way when I hit the winning hit in my tournament of champions baseball game; nothing.
mikebFIU
Very suspicious stance at the end, I think he’s pooping.
HsuDoNihm
The cheering scared the shit out of him.
CptRobotNinja
Dude...at first I was like no he's just being super epic but...yeah man I'm pretty sure he dropped fudge
pip1
That's just the Ronaldo-stance
sambaah05
On the best days of my life, I pooped.
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
Wouldn't you?
OliverClothesoff70
The mark of a true professional soccer player.
sm209
I didn't poop. I peeeed
ihaveagreatpersonality
I didn't poop...I peeed.
ttra
You aren't allowed to take the shirt off so you need a reason to take pants off.
RaZorHamZteR
He just figured out people could see what he was doing.
Jyzzzy
That's why "shitting your pants" also means "getting scared". An extreme adrenaline rush like that can trigger a sudden urge to poop.
KnightThatDrinksTea
It's a robot. He just went into standby.
ligmabolz
You can see at the end that he's not sure how to react with the massive ovation. I'm sure he enjoyed it.
bloodlustunicorn
Note to self, design toilet that gives an ovation when I poop.
MonsieurLeMoustache
What's not to enjoy while pooping
CrazyCatLad
The prolapse.
Crambodian
I hope his poops don’t become “pavlov’d” with cheers. Would make some really awkward moments in his future.