BRDistheword
106381
3040
85
Wendy's
Pillsbury
Cheetos
Poppin'
FP edit...this is my first trip here. is this the part where i ask for boobs?
Jan 24, 2020 2:23 AM
BRDistheword
106381
3040
85
Wendy's
Pillsbury
Cheetos
Poppin'
FP edit...this is my first trip here. is this the part where i ask for boobs?
elvisdumbledore
Everyone knows it's... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPYT9Vyu62A
9blackbirds
I can’t wait to become a DOUGH MAN
TCGView
Ryan Reynolds would get a kick out of his.
swinglinered
Mel Gibson as "The Colonel": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xC6Ws0crRc
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
GingerLaird
I kinda want to see Pillsbury now.
PoolPartyLeona
Tom Hanks as the Burger King.
Nopeslayer
I’d totally watch poppin
DakotaWolf
thatwoodguy
I like the Tom Hanks movie where he gave a name to his most treasured possession, a .50 cal Tommy gun with a drum magazine
JustAPileOfCats
I feel like Orville Redenbacker might've lead an interesting life, like the cocaine- and morphine-addicted inventor of Coca Cola.
hexastatic
More. I need more
ThailandExpress
ArtfullySane
Would 100 percent watch Emma Stone in the porn version.
jamescaan20029
I'd eat at Wendy's iykwim
PuckeringButthole2
BlindGardener
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg
Diofant
...I read #4 as 'Poopin.'
thefuzziestofbutts
2kilo
Chester cheetah should be NPH.
justplayingdiceuntilthegodscomeback
Freaking awesome...to the max.
SteveMND
I'd watch a couple of these.
Absurdturd6969
Theres only 4 lol
RightInTheCrownJawls
Funny you say that. I'd watch none of these
SuperTacticalSandwich
I'd turn one on for background noise while I play on my phone
VinchVolt
Considering that Orville Redenbacher was a real person, I wouldn't be surprised if a biopic of him starring Tom Hanks actually happened.
KentuckyFriedChildren
Rule 35: if it happened, there has been a Tom Hanks biopic of it
VinchVolt
Apparently the NYT called Redenbacher "the agricultural visionary who all but single-handedly revolutionized the American popcorn industry."
VinchVolt
So given that I could definitely see a biopic happening.
BlindGardener
Endocrom
To the top comment with you! +1
PlankTableGo
Food Fight?
BlindGardener
Yup
Pokegeologist
No Col. Sanders?
swinglinered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xC6Ws0crRc
ScarecrowSticks
Jellybeanboom
Are you... Chicken?
SaltyRimjob
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” -Col. Sanders
ScarecrowSticks
mcbotulism
Only if it's the especially bizarre Reba McEntire version.
sloch
But it's Samuel L. Jackson.
smashpro1
Dude had a crazy as hell life.
Pokegeologist
I'm wondering why they never made a biopic about the real Col. Sanders. Tom Hanks is probably getting close enough in age now.
abundantbadgers
They already have one guy to play him, and they don't have to pay for it
ExistentialDreadlocks
Is that Phillip Seymour Hoffman?
BRDistheword
He just started the account today. So I'm guessing there is more to come.
Pokegeologist
nonCanadianGoose
TheRicM
Yeah this guy for sure doesn't eat his own product
aPokal
Energy in. Energy out. You can lose weight eating Chocolade, if you count calories AND ADHERE.
KotimainenKayttajanimi
None of the good drug dealers get high on the their own supply.
kriswinters
What about Wil Ferrel as Mr. Peanut?
heartlessninja6
He’s a hot little potato right now!
MomJokes
They gave him the axe. Now it’s onto the monopoly guy.
MrPengy
No, it would have to be Sean Bean.
VinchVolt
Sadly Mr. Peanut is about as dead as Ferrell's career.
PatSajaksHairLine
Too soon
PoweredbyOSengine
What the hell is up with them killing Mr. Peanut? Don't tell me millennials killed him.
kriswinters
https://youtu.be/pK4vYyEJ5uw?t=334
burstintoflames
I say you he ded
samterday
THE COLONEL
BRDistheword
He just started the account today. So I'm guessing there is more to come.
ComoSeIguana
For those of us who dont use twitter, we are definitely going to need updates.
isteponmykidstoys
I second that
BRDistheword
Just posted a new one
ComoSeIguana
You're fucking beautiful
SirKhan
I third that
MistoKat
I fourth that
BRDistheword
I'll make that happen.
thejazzking
Glorious
monadi
Continue with the updates and I shall give you an upvote each time. Tis only fair!