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Mar 9, 2026 4:25 AM
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Quessir
I'm going to try this - Dreamy Sleepy Nightie Snoozie Snooze. It's a bran-based alcoholic sleeping aid. It's banned in most European countries, so that means it's very good.
parabolic000
Rishi Tea makes a Turmeric Ginger tisane that's absolutely wonderful. Warming, calming, earthy, and generally just delicious. I think it's got some lemongrass and orange peel too. Really fucking great herbal infusion.
gwiz665
A British Cheerio.
Hatlled
I do that, but the mug is hella bigger.
Columbus43219
I had three Cokes and a NoDoz before lunch today. One coke and a Large Mcd's sweet tea at lunch, then another Coke around 4pm.
michaelfire
really tea'd off?
SpotMeBro
wobblecopterrrr
well, you say that.. but you are about to enter first person dream mode!
sh17picker69000420
Getting ready for the loong sleep
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Good bye cruel curtains
beaubrent
I just have two Belgian dark beers and a melatonin. I sleep nine hours a night like this but sometimes I fart myself awake.
darkoblivion987
Personally, I might add a little honey to compliment those four tea bags in that 12oz cup.
TurtleOwODoom
Nah. Your tounge shriveling up is how you know its working
HandoB4Javert
~340mL
FiftyShadesOfArugula
I recommend homeopathic sleeping aids for suicidal purposes. They won't give you diarrhea the next day.
bbchaz23
Why not just recommend an adult diaper. I mean when I self harm it's in the bath tub so clean up will be easy.
WhenInDoubtC4
Good to know you at least die of embarassment.
rusrsdude
This sounds illegal to recommend lol
FiftyShadesOfArugula
And yet it's perfectly harmless. You could take a thousand drops of magic memory water instead of the recommended 3 or 5 and you'd be perfectly fine. The placebo effect isn't strong enough to kill people.
rusrsdude
Ah that's better haha
yougotredonyu
Have you tried the Nighty Night Extra? My wife and I share a cup before bed. Usually out in 10 minutes.
justanotherusernameforme
Yogi Bedtime. I think it taste great and has the valerian root extract also.
somethingstupidandclever
It also smells terrible and also tastes terrible. But it heckin works!
SacrificialClam
The Extra is rohipnol
TapeLeg
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Does it keep you asleep tho?
4Astaroth
Awake a dozen times per night to go pee.
ShadeMeadowsArt
If only it was this easy...
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Same
ShadeMeadowsArt
TO SLEEP I MEAN.
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Oh, yeah, sleep! That’s definitely what I meant too….
ShadeMeadowsArt
Randomice
Oh, I wish I thought of that. You can sleep until xmas and maybe by then all the nuttiness will be over.
TakuanSoho
Peace, finally !
Mcmaclassie
I wish I could have your optimism that all of this *gestures vaguely around herself* would be over by then :/
OVERKILLBG
Ha you wish!
SirVG
adiving
More like the season 1 start of the walking dead, cept the zombies are still living.
FeedTheNachoMan
And probably end up one of the wacky environmental storytelling skeletons in a Bethesda game.
ministryofpeace
Hey, you're finally awake
Marsupialmessiah
"You came back, hjialti"
michiyl
I should put some bottlecaps into my closets and prepare a weird surprise cache
FeedTheNachoMan
Remember to put a shoddily-constructed rusty-ass gun in your cache that somehow is expertly machined enough to fire accurately and consistently