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May 13, 2016 11:56 PM
timbo91
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CanadasOnlyBlackGuy
It's...it's a penis
12missafew99100
After 8 years of marriage it took me a while to get the meaning, +1 op
supbishes
I don't care how padded that is that shit has to hurt
Clymor
Do you think that actually fucked her up?
Butteredpancakes
"My erection when..."
groundfyter
Your wife never stood a chance...
Medo199923
I'm beating my meat bitch !!!
upp3
Let me guess? Your mom demands grandchildren? And you don't oblige by having loud sex within her earshot, sham on you!
Medo199923
That's what happens when you open the door on someone masturbating
CaptainGrowler
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR FACE
KunFayyaKun
pssh...cowards.
Tehtrollnyaa
Pow right in the kisser
kayloviie
I genuinely chuckled +1
hg915
POW right in the kisser!
CPTFUBAR15
https://imgur.com/NIohu9Y
NoSeriouslyAskMeAnything
'Hey, you've been doing great! Maybe we could try something different and I could wear that little num-
poodles10
@ScottishBanana YOU
ScottishBanana
Can't you just hear John Cena theme playing?!
KeyDance
My boyfriend and I are currently living with some of my family temporarily.. This is us when they leave the house for awhile..
AdoIfHitIer
Do you get as excited about it as he does?
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timbo91
When i got back for deployment this is also what happened
AdoIfHitIer
Do women get excited for sex like we guys do?
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AdoIfHitIer
I wish I knew how to make a girl feel that way.
HappierNowThanEverBefore
MRW when I visit my long-distance GF after two months apart.
DiabolicPenguin
It may be hard waiting, but when you're actually together.. God damn is it good
musicalHermit
MRW "my reaction when when"
Keyome
In a long distance relationship with my bf, I hear ya!
badmusicpuns
I'm meeting my long distance gf next week. I sent her this post with a Beware sign
JohnnyNameless
in Canada
GraysonHunt
You wouldn't know her
umpbumpfizz
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.