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https://www.facebook.com/StopClickBaitOfficial/
https://www.facebook.com/StopClickBaitOfficial/
Placeinvader
An car.
fartharder
I love StopClickbait.
SometimesILikeToLieOnTheGroundLikeACarrot
You know it. #SropClickBait
UseTheSource
Srop it!
mmaatt8
#8 #SropClickBate
poorwhitetrash
That saved me a lot of clicking
cyborgbette
body paint girl was extremely popular and well liked in high school. Not sure whats even going on in video.
merikikkeli
What do we want? Clickbait! When do we want it? The answer will amaze you!
nawazsagri10
People with money, this kind of shit and Taboola/Outbrain accounts can be real pain in the ass
ScotTradamus
Sometimes! #stopclickbait
ryry1237
"Now." #StopClickBait
NotThatJoeYouKnow
Instead of 'Freshman' Princeton wants you to refer to first year students as 'loan sacks' or 'money pigs'
TheresAGermanWordForThat
This being Princeton, wouldn't "Chad" and "Bradford" work, too?
Assortedlemons
I wouldn't take any article seriously that's written by "Tugg Johnson"
PastaIsLife
Go to a small priv school. It's technically "First year" here but no one really cares
ManHasNoUsername
I worked orientation at my undergrad and we got yelled at for saying freshman. It's "first-year student".
SomeCrazyNerd
Just do first year for short. Or junior. Or fresher.
ManHasNoUsername
I just stuck with freshman lol.
ularg
It's really hard to read these when I always start from the top and read down.
Wakborder517
Our hero
Nixipixi
#8 Bet he took a pill.
Arkanrais
meanwhile, a couple posts away is this bullshit "Rescuers Found A Stray Dog But It Refused To Leave, Soon They Found Out Why…"
Kayelle87
Hashtag "srop" clickbait.... Okay
old33whiskey
Damn you I totally looked up the body paint one so you got me
gattino
Only because you were hoping for nekkid
Elroydb
I don't know if that was clickbait - you're already clicking the link before finishing the sentence
ArdentSlacker
that makes it "effective"
WinSlowpoke
For reference: She had on panties.
Gavinus
You won't believe what I did when I saw this post. The answer will prolapse your colon!
Vyrro
Wait a mo...mine only got perforated
smoothoprater
The answer will make you lose your shit
Gavinus
Upvoted
RydWolf
Upvoted. #StopClickBate
ughhSoLazy
#SropClickBait
ananamous
If you're offended by the word "Freshman", you have bigger problems on your plate.
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
The stop click bait campaign has actually created a new form of post that I actually enjoy reading, here's why...1/2
HeadlessKay
#8 #SroapClickBait
Cirin
We call Freshmen "Greenies", some Maze Runner fan started this and it became a tradition
DanknessMemeness
https://www.facebook.com/StopClickBaitOfficial/
linustheman
#Sropclickbate
SmellingThePsychosphere
I reckon one could run away from a thin-shamer pretty quickly, compared to...
noitsDan
So is this clickbait for stop clickbait?
CyberAkuma
Not really, since the point of clickbait is to get you to click to see the answer, this answers it for you without needing to click the site
egonspenglersepididymis
My thoughts exactly.
ArdentSlacker
Since they're not actually saying anything like "click here for more"... no.
mlewis8535
No. This post says exactly what it is in the title.
Subsound
You've got to look pretty rough to get people to buy you something for looking homeless, I'm not having that happen again
darearkin
#8 How the fuck does one buy a bus?
Shewy92
#sropclickbait
TheDogEnd
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
thylm
CorneliusCornwall
Internet
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I actually know someone who has a city bus for sale. Source: I painted it.
PyroDragon
Step 1: Be British
onetruecod
I know of a Scotsman who once accidentally bought a horse. It's not that different, I guess.
BarfTittiesGalore
Especially when you're obviously Paul Walker and you're dead.
sayplease60
Djalabajoe
Go on eBay click buy, Double Deckers start around £5000 and you can get a bendy bus for £6000 http://imgur.com/24TC4dD
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Sounds cheap actually.
98BonersOnTheMoon
That's it? What a steal.
darearkin
Huh. TIL.
DrHookah
How much is that in Freedom?
Somanyquestions
Relatively more.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
www.google.com
ThePastmaster
I was gonna say eBay as a joke. XD
Cheomesh
Dude, you can buy tanks.
EarlGreyOrDeath
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buses+for+sale+near+me
haltwenty13
You no why fat shaming is worse? Because no only are you being shamed but worse yet your fat.
HandsomeJackBlack
My weight yo-yos due to illness. People are definitely nicer to me when I'm fat.
Jenally
It suits you more for your comedy roles
hardytardigrade
I'm about to do some spell shaming.
SirPelvisJohnwood
*you're
lemonyflamingo
I would love a chrome extension that did this on clickbait posts.
GreatTeacherMichael
Yessss! I've been saying this for awhile, but if you did that then they wouldn't get the page likes.
nclu
You won't believe what the devs made next: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stop-clickbait/iffolfpdcmehbghbamkgobjjdeejinma?hl=en
armouredswan
.
lemonyflamingo
Awesomeeee thank you. Didn't expect this
AwesomeName
Instead of "Freshman" use the gender neutral "Freshmeat".
BlinkAndImGone
Awesome series
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
http://imgur.com/crMRaAO
SexDungeonsandDragons
Narcissist alert! Freshmeat? FreshMEat? Fresh ME at???
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AwesomeName
As a German, can confirm.
ADisturbedOne
https://media.giphy.com/media/14wCqNwQU3iosU/giphy.gif
BeyondTime
"Aaahh, fresh meat!" -butcher, diablo
stroooop
We were actually talking about this in my one of my classes and someone goes "why is it History? Why can't it be Herstory?"
AwesomeName
Hersterical.
authornotavailable
Nah, fishies
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
Well, it works in roller derby.
WilliamKeith
I like GURPS IOU's title, "freshthing." It's inclusive of all species, and admits that you don't really care until they survive a year.
TheRealOnstar
How 'bout FLESHLINGS????? NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM!!!!!
Germykun
"Freshmammal"
Thatsnothowthisworks
As duck-kin, this is offensive
Tunisia
In the UK we just go with 'fresher' or first year. Freshman/sophomore/junior/senior makes... little sense.
MagicalScientist
It's what the schools here call it. At least high school.
Sauroctonus
I remember when people here called them "1st years". Those were the days.
9Gag12YrOld
Freshie will do
KNDBS
SJW's are still going to get pissed, you can count on that.
tomyironmane
Which is why I live my life how I fucking want and listen to the brittle grinding sound it makes across their nerves.
Vesane
We use Fresha in Australia (if you're in college, which is the Aus equivalent of being in a fraternity, so not many people)
DerelictTwitterCrash
HK-47 seal of approval.
RektanglesForEveryone
Psyducks
nation543
https://assets.tentonhammer.com/guides/attached_images/000/010/938/medium/TheButcher.jpg?1468381126
Pootisborn
Any time I hear those words it means I'm about to die.
tarataqa
GUESS WHAT'S BACK ON THE MENU?!
ConvokeMyropolist
Fresh Taco!
TerraDactyl89
...The McRib?
Sincerelyyoursdeeezmotherfuckinnuuutz
As a rapist +1
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Use "Uppity little shits" instead.
tomyironmane
meh. "Fuckin Fuck" works better when some whiny little self absorbed freshman shit with his head up his phone mouths off to me.
fyndir
That one in particular bugs me and is a flaw of the concept. The entire article is based on an internal memo referring to job listings etc.
fyndir
It also makes no mention of freshman. https://www.princeton.edu/hr/progserv/communications/inclusivelanguage.pdf
VindictiveRidge
I found the fifth item in the list, as well as the "table of terms", to be incredibly fucking irritating and hyper-sensitive.
fyndir
To my mind this is a problem with "Stop Clickbait" in the current form, spreading it without a basic fact check doesn't really help at all.
PGTipsMonkeh
Man flesh
ArandomDane
now the SJW will be after you for being sexist and vegans for referring to people as skeletons wearing meat suits.
tomyironmane
Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle.
PianoMan2112
That is so sophomoric.
PizzaPringler
BOOM!
BigTruckRegularPenis
Right? Grow up, Junior!
yupitsmealright
Now now, they may just be having a senior moment
theconfusedskittle
Sophmoronic
thefunbatman
You really showed that AwesomeName is your junior with regard to witty quips.
AwesomeName
I have to agree, well quipped.
YesMyNameIsCalvin
I guess that makes Pianoman the senior in this relationship
QuiteADapperAsshole
"sop[homo]ric" TRIGGERED
tomyironmane
Trigger warning: "Pull the back one till it clicks and DON'T TOUCH the front one. Line up your shot and think real hard about pulling it."
tarataqa
T[RIG]GERED #2016Election
QuiteADapperAsshole
TRIG[GERED] http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/55f86d61dd08952c3a8b46cd-2000/subway-logo.png I tried.
TheEmperorDarthSidious
virtualcompost
I'd say you succeeded
DiscipleOfAnorak
I- My friend doesn't understand
skelcal
Vegans will find it offensive, I guarantee it.
sciencebasedlifeform
Tofreshy
FaecalJacksonPollock
All the more reason to use it. ;)
tomyironmane
This week I ate a meal that contained four different kinds of dead animal. I ate as a KING.
Pensionar
Actually, I find it hilarious :)))
eviscera
Good.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
And feminists will find it rapey
bardock
http://hookingfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Moonbeam.jpg
chewtoy9696
Oh! Are we playing spot the vegan again?
PTKrieg
But vegans are made out of meat, as well.
mrose50
*Vegans screaming throughout all of time and space*.... perfect.
TaintedSpuds8
Freshbeing
jeromygride
Offensive to inanimate otherkin
KILLAKAN10
Debt Victim
jeromygride
University should be a safe space away from speech which could result in anxiety
MrPoopyDickButt
Apache attack choppers will find that offensive
TaintedSpuds8
Did you just assume what I'd find offensive?
MrPoopyDickButt
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT I ASSUMED YOU FUCKING VEHICLE PRIVILEGED ATTACK CIS!