KaleebtheMighty
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I know this is technically a selfie, but I am going to be published as a scientist!! I've always had a dream when I was little to be a scientist (thanks Bill Nye) and it's finally gonna happen! If anyone is interested, my research mainly involved naturally-occuring Asbestos locations around the United States and a human's different reactions to the fibers, including autoimmune diseases. I'm so freaking excited that I get to have an actual research paper with my name listed as an author!!
tonksl
U are sexy af
kidfuckmohammad
⚠️⚠️⚠️ TLDR: #asbestosStillBad
Crushn8tor
Congratulations! Do you have a link to the journal article?
itsjulionotjose
@KaleebtheMighty GO CATS GO!
DuallyNotedAsshat
You have nice hair, too. Congrats dude!
myfieldoffucksisbarren
Nerrrrrrd
MolarMender
Time for RESEARCH CELEBRATION
ScottishPower
Hot and smart? Unfair.
Cavalrysword
You have every right to be proud. My congratulations on your accomplishment, may it be the first of many
DesertLeporid
You are awesome! Congratulations! I'd like to discuss your research. Sincerely, a fellow scientist. *Not published yet, sadly*
KaleebtheMighty
I'd love to discuss it! Send me a DM and I'll explain what we did and answer your questions if you have any!
ElizabethHeitkonig
You're attractive.. good for you
tentaclehentai
YAY! SCIENCE!
MyLeftNutHangsLower
First off, holy fuck that's awesome! Secondly, I'm like 99% sure we are doppelgängers/long lost brothers because I look exactly like you
KaleebtheMighty
Well now we have to see a picture of you or something to compare!
weeklypooper
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MeredithHasBeenExposedToRabies
Yay, Science. Congrats and way to go!
diamondsearcher
Yay.
yellowsnowcones
KaleebtheMighty
Thankfully no haha
kidFuckinMohammad
❤️ and I thought poster boards of #sciencing ended after grade school
Monkeyfighter
Poster presentations keep happening until a couple years before you get your PhD. At that point, it is more for attempts to get more money.
MCGrannyHands
Your graphs dont look convoluted enough. Scientists assert their dominance with insane graphs that no one really understands
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
chagsxr
robotdevil
What is this?? A study for mice?!
SpacialWhale
You're funny because it is.
SanKa13
This is not a fkin selfie, jesus , you're a scientist. You should know that :p
Xyzair
I'm not sure what we need to cut off, but it's obvious that his right hand is in his pants holding up his phone a couple of feet away.
JustHereToFactYouUp
Almost all alliteration. Aspire afterward, analyst!
CatahoulaBeard
So what journal is it being published in? Would like to read it over.
KaleebtheMighty
Well right now it's in limbo waiting to get posted (I believe it's nature, or one of natures other more specific journals)
Monkeyfighter
Still, though. Nature is huge! My research is in cancer treatments from the biochemical side, but I have yet to get into something so big.
Monkeyfighter
Yeah, the limbo process can take a while. Especially if it comes back for revisions. I had one take about a year and some. So annoying.
ClimbThemCrimps
Has it actually been accepted?
KaleebtheMighty
Yeah it has, once a journal receives it and accepts it they take awhile to post it
ClimbThemCrimps
Congrats, Nature is a very prestigious journal to publish in! I work in human sciences and am currently submitting 1 paper, writing another
ElFoldo
Asbestos causes mesothelioma and financial compensation.
Ijustwanttoimpressyoupeople
I'm a scientist too!!! It's a lonely road my friend! I work with mice as well. Rock on :)
kdm36
I'm a scientist too, not really lonely road...
ClimbThemCrimps
Me too! I'm still in school and it certainly affects my social life/hobbies/fitness to be doing an optional dissertation.
morelikeoregroanian
MONTANA STATE ALUMN YES!!!!!! I presented there and got like $5k to make a movie so that's a great place to present research. Nice work!!!
Aimforthebushes69
Go bobcats!
mazerrackham
Bozeman homies!
XKCDDaily
Bozeman homie right here!
montanaTED
Yeah go MSU!! Alumni here still working in the valley!
morelikeoregroanian
I've never ever found a random MSU person on the internet @op please tell me you lived in Hedges too
KaleebtheMighty
Yeah I did, in north hedges!
Bilboteebaggins
We took immunology together. I see you on campus ever now and then.
morelikeoregroanian
Oh, so the one that doesn't smell like urine and rotting eggs 5 months out of the year. Commendable choice. Congrats on science!
Northernwest
I know from experience that nothing illegal occurred in North Hedges. Specifically, room 320. Nope, nothing at all.
theangerintheranger
Yah Bitch!!!
theangerintheranger
Now make some Meth and buy a car wash!!
HRinappropriate
IntergalaticBungusExplorerandRubberCheerioEnthusiast
graehall
There's always that gross dude in a group :P
graehall
(there's a lot of gross dudes here who resent being called out as such :P)
neallo
No! I am SCIENTIST!
LadyWidebottom
31? That's a rookie number.
TheBreadlord
If we're talking Skyrim style repetition based leveling that gets slower the higher the level but without a cap.. I'd probably be 1/2
TheBreadlord
somewhere in the high 600s if I had to guess. 2/2
frinkygirl
ME TOO ME TOO
pineapplesaremything
What is a frinky?
frinkygirl
Its a chemist :)
pineapplesaremything
We'll allow it!
frinkygirl
Glad you approve ;)
Beebooper
That's not a selfie, you didn't take this picture yourself
TheSubterrelProspector
Selfie has officially lost all meaning.
wegotabadassoverhere
Dumb scientist
XXXplicit
bbnestea
Or did he because
ealkrjj
It's that attention to detail that caused it to take so long to get published.
Quizz25S
It's a someone-elfie
Calcifiera
FUCKING THANK YOU
moneypulator
So much of his "scientist" brain.
ygohomer
Camera is hidden in his pants
alpinej0e
Is it a selfie if you use a timer and run in front of the camera? Or does it have to be in your hand for it to be classed as a selfie?
Uhfuecu
You'd think a scientist would know better
Devante
Especially if he used the word 'technically'!
DrNacho
dammit Jim, he's a scientist, not a linguist! wait. is a linguist a scientist?
ItsJustMeDave
I think that's a type of pasta
JestHearFourComAnts
No, i think its a type of femenin underwear
GylfieTheOwl
If you ask the linguist, yes. If you ask a scientist, no. (My aunt's a linguist, I'm a biology; we joke about this all the time.)
Hungrypiemonger
i'm a cunning linguist
doverhavens
A hot, smart, published, imagurian...how you doin' ;)
finckle71
What a stupid scientist
CharmanderShepard
I second this. Heyyyyyy~ let's get nerdy.
rabensaga
He didnt say a thing about wealth though :/
ThatJerkYouKnow
eh OP kinda gives me a serial killer vibe
Monkeyfighter
It is sad that I am only 3 of those things and will never get upvotes for posting my picture like this hottie.
DAFUQisaLOMMY
it's sad that your whining about it
Monkeyfighter
I'm not whining. Just noting that Imgur embellishes someone's accomplishment based on their looks. If an uggo did the same...
CWMoudi
You forgot to tip your fedora
Monkeyfighter
Why would I have a fedora?
KaleebtheMighty
Qethsegol
Plot twist: it's a guy
irespondwithyes
Salmonthegreat
I'd be gay for you
doesmyusernamereallymatter
I am gay for him lol
LeeeB
You do look fine. Also, nerdy is sexy! Shame that you are american ;)
thedereks
Yeah, what is wrong with you? :)
MinorClarification
Probably taken
KaleebtheMighty
Yeah I already am lol
thedereks
That's not wrong :D Probably hiding a dead body in the closet tho lol
doverhavens
The Moment you aren't taken, you call me