bradjayharris
92553
2016
166
gets you right in the feels
Jul 10, 2017 9:00 PM
bradjayharris
92553
2016
166
gets you right in the feels
SIRTOXIC13
ANOTHER SACRIFICE FOR THE BLOOD GOD
themuttonisniceandlean
A hospital doesn't stock the universal donor blood, operate without stored blood, & takes a donation from a kid & can't explain it to him.
AxlHeck
Is this still floating around? I heard this story 30 years ago.
ltcwheatex
This is an old urban legend. May actually have true.
wheresmymoneydenny
6Hexa6gram6
railgap
I'll take glurge that never happened for $200, Alex.
robibobi3
And at the end a shiny rainbow came out of his arse
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
can hospitals even ask a small child to donate blood?
Astrangeimageeveryday
And that blood was barack obama
dwarkas
Thanks for sharing!
153orderup
Up yours for imaginatuon
Diddern
Discoduck
I love this so much. Thank you.
UnicornFartCollector
Evenlymade
SquanchingonImgur
Hey I got that blood type, I believe.
wholm
Me too! Let's be blood buddies.
cryogenian
O really? B serious.
lexijean
I love how no one believes the story but it's still on fp.
H3LLxR4Z3R
Wouldn't both the parents be O- too?
zarconpb
Yep.
IvorJBiggun
Plot twist, the kids were adopted.
Jonesy343
Not necessarily? idk
allthenamesaregone
Hate to be that guy (actually, I love it) but this all seems like bullshit.
Gomegadon
I've heard this on a religious story thing they gave me at this school I went to for 3rd grade, call the number hear a story
StarryPlough
You're not 'that guy' since basically everyone in the comments has said it too.
allthenamesaregone
Eh when I said it there was only some guy burbling on about how he wasn't crying. You know, in usersub, rather than FP newest first.
Ratnavati
I first read this in an email I received on my aol account. That little boy would be old enough to have his own misinformed child
breakingeven2016
Kelroth127
And that boy, was Albert Einstein. And then the whole bus stood up and clapped. etc.
tarataqa
I just stood up and clapped.
aninvisiblemaniac
funny, this is an internet story i believe and yet this is top comment
BlipsNChitz
Obama was there
SamArt53
We know this because it was well covered by Brian Williams of NBC.
misty1988
He actually grew up to be the Unabomber.
cryogenian
I thought it was Abe Lincoln.
NZSheeps
That was his sister
GLAMEOW
That's who Albert Einstein grew up to be
Flamingoid
Fun fact: Albert Einstein once challenged Thanos to an arm wrestle and got pregnant as a result.
RedBeardedTrucker
And thanks to him black women can drive school buses to the soup kitchen for the young prince's bar mitzvah at the local Deja Vu strip club.
NOM33
This. This story I like
BishkekBeats
This comment gets better the more I read it
UglyGilly
And then Bill Maury looked up and said no ones gonna believe you.
Nyellofwends
So trump built a wall that kept everyome safe from the mexican fire-breathing skull-eating anal-raping roosters
3Drafael
What a rollercoaster of emotion this Oscar winning screenplay has been.
GoatBastard
And the they all fucked
throwaway360
What kind of hospital operates (assuming non-emergency) on someone without having any blood ready?
freakydeath33
what idiots lead someone to believe they will die if they donate blood.
FernandoRumdebum
Unexpected complication causing a bleed requiring emergency transfusion
mythbird
Australia sometimes has emergency calls for specific blood types, especially coming up to holiday periods.
Qualtagh
Maybe it wasn't in a first world country.
MasterControlProgram
Holistic hospitals rarely use blood, most times the patients hold a crystal
Lesbiansass
I live for these comments
d0o0o0d
Some blood types are rarer than others. I knew a guy in high school with a rare type, the was paid a few hundred bucks to donate.
AtlantaFalcons
All stories don't start with once upon a time.
wagz900
Dentist Office
Czck
O- is quite rare. I have it. I had an operation when I was a kid and it took weeks to get the blood necessary
RaptorVag
Not really rare, but used often. I'm O- and I'm constantly called to donate blood. It's safest to use when you don't know a person's type.
FernandoRumdebum
Just read their tinder prof - oh OK
Andalite
They didn't do the surgery until they had the blood they needed. Come on, use your brain for once
boogertown
Nice +1
wronaldweasley
It's like cooking. Except instead of "aww I forgot to buy butter" it's "oh shit I forgot to pick up blood"
Andalite
It's a blood type that can only receive blood of its own type and is the closest thing to a universal donor type we got. Tends to run out
williewest12
I can't. The hospital didn't have any brains to spare for me to have one to use.
SamArt53
The St. Urbane Legend Hospital
imakeeper
Ah, yes, under the supervision of Dr. Pointwhore.
CanIHaveTreeFiddy
I hear he's a little bit of a faggot. Not that I've met him personally.
SomeRandomArsehole
However, I do know his mother very well. Very, very well.
InstructionsUnclearSummonedCthulhu
O- is very rare, not all hospitals readily stock it.
AbyssinianRem
Well, fuck. I faint at the thought of anything piercing my skin and have been debating donating blood. I'm O-. Damn it...
3nd3rwiggin
I'm O- get called every week to donate platelets. Unfortunately I can only make in in about twice a month.
WhatTheFrench
It seems like the kind they'd most readily stock, since anyone can use it in a pinch.
BornToDoStuff
its the kind they WANT to most readily stock. Its also super rare though
throwaway360
Surely they can have it delivered in advance before the operation right? Not sure how those things work exactly as I'm no doctor.
hitshappens
Sometimes they don't full type match early enough so they have to wait or reschedule surgery. Source: Happened last week for my patient.
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
Maybe she was in the ER and needed the transfusion so they didn't have it readily available.
InstructionsUnclearSummonedCthulhu
This was my guess.
cluckythehorse
or maybe its the internet
Gnashvegas
O- is the universal doner. Not super rare (7%), but gets used a lot if they don't know a person's blood type in emergencies.
TheBeastRabban
Doner Kebab.
CherryEmpress
But the key thing here is that while O- can be given to anyone, people with O- can only receive O- blood.
SEGSan
I think most hospitals/blood banks have at least a bit O-, especially if they have a trauma bay.