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Sep 6, 2017 4:39 PM
Rverence
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TheShadowsLengthen
Cats have other organs participating in taste to compensate: https://www.cathealth.com/nutrition/do-cats-have-a-sense-of-taste
counterintel
Cats are more concerned with texture and scent than flavor. Look it up, nizzle.
SurealMaster
After a hot curry I don't have any taste buds left!
Canoerar
YO, FUTURE UPDATE!!! You're not gonna believe how topical this meme is now
MyNameIsImmaterial
But, if we can count the number of taste buds... can't we account for taste?
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yes-a we-a can-a, Mario.
Rverence
Thanks for pointing out the deliberate pun in the title *thumbs up*
abullnamedferdinand
I enjoyed that movie.
LosingJoyInEverything
It had a hate bandwagon but it was just as good as Inside Out.
Rverence
You know how Keane Reeves’ Constantine character was going to Hell in the film of the same name..that’s you that is
FloridaIsTooHot
I wanted to see the emoji movie is it really that bad ?
NameNotFoundException
Really want to watch it as well. Am a 25 year old male.
addfut
Really funny and good review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjObqNxcyig Spoiler alert: Yes it really is that bad.
ILikeFishSticksInMyMouth
I took my daughter.. didn't expect much but it entertained us both enough. People are just hating cause the concept is stupid.
addfut
It's not just the concept. It's literally everything about the film other than the animation.
JohnQPubic
not surprising seeing as how they spend half the day licking their own assholes
idontenglishsorry
to be fair, id love me some of my gf asshole all day
idontenglishsorry
and I am a human, for the record
idontenglishsorry
Midiosa
But then we have people who actually like licking other peoples' assholes
DeepAnalTongue
Nothing wrong with that!
zigzagler
i mean... there's a couple things.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
I wonder if it's just a small tongue? They may have a larger variety of receptors, and actually taste more. What do you think?
Notme68
Cats are hypercarnivores so they don't need to taste sugar. They also eat trash so they probably need fewer taste buds.
KingMurdoc
I remember reading that it was the other way around; the hypercarnivory evolved because they lost the ability to taste sugars.
subluxate
I strongly doubt their digestive tracts changed to accommodate a change in taste buds.
KingMurdoc
Nah, it's more complex than that. A mutation in the gene coding for the taste buds caused them to lose a taste for sugar; because of this1/?
KingMurdoc
they stopped eating things that had it and focused more on carnivory. The most successful ones were the ones that had adaptations 2/3
TheShadowsLengthen
Cats seem to use their heightened sense of smell and Jacobson’s organ to compensate for their lack of taste buds.
Hengabecka
Humans are the only mammal with more receptors & brain power for processing taste than smell. Also the only ones who cook. Except dragons.
GeorgeHWBushsGhost
That movie somehow managed to break even AND make a profit.
Arsikere
and this is why hollywood keeps making shit. people pay real money to go see it
GavinScreaming
I know a bunch of people who saw it. Every person was curious to see if it was as a bad as everyone was saying. I was tempted I admit
HeadyBucket
Its stupid AND genius. The kids want to see it because they're stupid so the parents end up taking them and paying for 2 tickets minimum.
TheSisko
When it's hot out and it's the only kid movie in theaters, it will make money.
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Probably from up charging the critics. They knew heat was up.
thebadhorse
Imagine the average idiot. Then remember, the distribution of people has 50% of humanity below that line.
DougDeNasty
Still a better love story than Twilight.
TheGreatAku
That's because Imagine produces cheaply animated, lowest-common-denomination films to rake in cash from parents of small children.
Unbentsuperpyro
150 mil, it's getting a sequel for sure.
shamusaran
God is dead.
CalebKills
A large youtuber (jacks films) spent months hyping it up for a joke. He got invited to the premiere. He would have caused a few 1/2
CalebKills
Hundred thousand of his fans to got because it was a funny meme
lordgreyii
I know too many people that went to see the movie just to see how bad it was. They did not see the flaw in that plan.
BrutallySarcastic
I feel it. That's why you pirate it later. Get your chuckle, keep your money
SpecialProjectY
You'd be surprised how many people have internet for years and absolutely no idea how to download anything.
HighwayWizard
it's like the plot of The Producers but with them actually getting away with it
elmesito
There are a lot of cats in this world. It is a mystery how they paid the ticket to the cinema though.
Burkeybumkins
Drugs. Specifically catnip.
attofreak
They stole, robbed and tipped people over cliffs for money.
Deathfrombelow
Almost all of them used a movie ticket app called "Meowvie Nite". The rest paid with cash tied in a cute bow onto their collars.
WoodenSpork
Sounds like a puuuurrrrrty useful app
abullnamedferdinand
If it made a profit, it's not breaking even then, right?
noneofyourbussiness
It had to break even before it could profit
Schmuck4hire
I think that's the gag. "You know how Circuses have a skinny guy and a fat guy? My Dad's both, 'because he's super talented!"
yourebreakingmyballs
I think he meant to say it broke even and THEN made a profit
Somanyquestions
As opposed to making a profit first?
linustheman
so far its made 81 million with a "Budget" of 50 million. so its real Budget was 100 million after marking cost.
Tarelgeth
Not to mention that the studio doesn't get 100% of the ticket sale value. Closer to 50%. 30% for international.
irlborat
God I hooe so.
ZauzzieTheBeast
I hoe so too
TheHappyNerd
Kids. So many kids. They are everywhere. Hide me. Please. -Movie theather employee
DVSBSTrD
*Bad parents. So many *bad parents. They are everywhere.
Boopbeepbeep
I worked at a movie theater. Kid movies were the worst. You get used to finding dirty diapers along w sticky floors covered in popcorn. Wtf
DVSBSTrD
That's still the parent's fault, and everyone spills popcorn.
Boopbeepbeep
I figured the kids weren't changing their own diapers.
Misslnformation
Make your voice heard by pirating!
Somanyquestions
Why the hell would I pirate this movie?
Misslnformation
Because then the idiots who would pay get to watch it for free. Oh i didn't mean "end user" pirate i meant "distribute" pirate.
Somanyquestions
I frankly don't care if other people pay to watch it. They are allowed to spend their money however they want.
SpecialProjectY
Misslnformation
Nm you're not getting it and this is turning into a longer convo that i want to have. Take it easy.