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Aye FP dope, send nerdy nudes
AdmJota
Is this fanfic? It doesn't look like anything that would fit with Marvel continuity AFAIK, but I admit I'm no expert.
zackofspades
The alt right jacks off to stories like this by imposing Donni’s face over Cap. Tough times.
WilPgt
« When you grow up you’re going to be the best out of all of us »...since CivilWar (the comics) I love Cap and Spidey’s relationship.
poppatater
That's great. I love this.
whitefoxkei
lol Awesome
darkhalfbreed
I get that JJJ can be annoying but this was kinda cringy
Tylerisonimgur
Those wondering why he shaved his stash, its because cap america was referring to when he fought against the nazis in ww2
SpaceManStarHat
I need a microscope to read those tiny letters
cuddlesdotgif
Ok but can we talk about how long that stride is mid-run? Holy shit.
MrGrundy
My facial hair is triggered. Also, I really love the art of Cap in this. Something about it screams stoic, maybe the square jaw.
Felcser
So, Captain is not a Chaplin fan.
cyno01
I love how Spider-man is trying to be modest when hes like 10x stronger than Cap.
SukhberS
Take it up your ass Jonah!
GuardsmanMiku
ok im on board with this story but like they just fought a giant head right? like that just happened?
AdmJota
MODOK! Mobile Organism Designed Only for Killing.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Love the teamwork and respect between heroes here. None of that 'fight each other' crap.
knobhoblin
thegelatoking
BUUUUZZZZZZZZZ
elrick43
Because when Captain America corrects you, listen
GrimdogX
I love that after years of fans calling out JJ having a hitler mustache at some points that Cap actually called him out.
SecretSilly
aaaaaawwww that cute spider man in the last pic
jherazob
Perfect reaction pic
roads88mph
Cap standing up against fake news.
kmikl
TBH, He's the one guy (not hydra-cap) that I'd look to after Mister Rogers to figure out if I was on the wrong side of an issue.
UnseamlyTangent
Damn i need to get some spider man comics
pizzapartyhard
I remember like 10-15 years ago you could buy a CD-ROM that had issues 1-600 of The Amazing Spider-Man for like $50 on Amazon.
JonhDaBoBomB
That story is from spidey. It was a short two volume telling of his first year or so as spider man. It's really good and simple. Reccomend!
cuddlesdotgif
I know there isn’t a Jameson cast yet for Holland’s movie but I want a variant of this scene so bad with Chris Evans being grumpy.
TechKiddz
I’m surprised we haven’t seen the Bugle in Marvel yet
Nelmathel
Thing about the mustache it was the "chaplin stache" in captain's time. Was post war propaganda that morphed it to the Hitler stache.
kmikl
It was always called a "toothbrush" moustache, but after about 1938 or so it fell out of favour.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
What about that time Cap literally punched Hitler?
kmikl
Dude, he knocked Hitler the fuck out twenty six times.
MelodyLightfoot
Same for the swastika, it's a Buddhist symbol, they justrotated it like 20-30 degrees added a splash of red and boom Nazi's
Kopar
Headline Next Day: "Captain America or Captain Anarchy? Cap strong-arms Bugle into retraction, shreds 1st amend."
MacClay
Captain America Mind Controlled! Spider-Man to Blame!
BC2k2
Captain America replaced by Skrull! What is Spiderman's Involvement?
Darksnider05
There is no excuse for the damage J.J.J has caused.
StanielRonathan
You mean he's not the good guy for spending all of NYC's budget on killer robots and Spiderman-hunting death squads?
LordChappers
The ultimate comics 'Ultimatum' event was bollocks, but when JJJ realised Parker was Spidey it was kinda heartfelt.
bane13
"I know what a menace looks like." As the frame zooms in on the Hitler stash...yeah that things gone.
pizzapartyhard
In Ultimate Spider-Man, Aunt May tells him that Hitler wants his look back, but Ultimate Jameson didn’t have a Hitler stache.
Mumalot
He looks so weird without the Hitlerstache. He now looks the part of the grumpy oldguy who shouts "git off my lawn, y'dang kids!!!".
kawwmoi
"git out my city, y'dang menace!!!"
Navrodel
...is that not his character already?
EzekielsRage
This reads like one of those comics that kids get in a Easter basket
DanSapSan
I don't think thats bad though. It's great to have some lighthearted stuff from time to time.
snarebears
It's weird that a comic reads like a comic
EzekielsRage
You must read some shitty comics if this is what you think comics are like
snarebears
This may amaze you but you can enjoy all sorts of comics, ones like this, or ones written my Frank Miller. Amazing.
cyno01
Even Frank does funny sometimes. Lemonade?
kojenk
Anyone else notice the little cartoon drawings JJ had of spiderman dying in various ways?
Theharbingerscreenshots
I think those are of Deadpool. he gets blown up/set on fire and stuff stabbed through the head all the time.
TechKiddz
That’s kind of messed up considering Spiderman is just a kid still.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But he doesn’t know that
TechKiddz
He can’t tell from Peter’s voice?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You’re right, that doesn’t make sense! It makes as little sense as people not being able to tell who someone is when they put glasses on!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Or how Radioactive spiders/waste give people powers! Or people with super powers existing!
drayzer
Finally. I hate J. Jonah Jamison. Did cap made him shave his mustaches? :)
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https://imgur.com/bs3xsta
motorwaffle
I like to think it evaporated under Cap's stare.
badthaught
He got out the duct tape.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
It left of it own volition, it had to go back to its people.
DVSBSTrD
It died on the way back to it's home planet.
spengler
Oh great, now I can't shave without feeling I commited genocide.
kmikl
Depends: if you can't grow a tall and mighty forest, you're probably committing genocide anyhow.
metaspy
I thought the captain ripped it off
Ironblitz
Nope. He pinned him down and rubbed his balls on it until the friction wore it away.
baconmassacre
Why is it acceptable for jjj to have a hitler Stache but when I HAVE ONE they call me a racist.
Beepity
It, uh, wasn't. That's why it's gone.
OrangeFlavours
I think when you stare into the eyes of a guy who fought super-nazis, you're gonna shave your hitler 'stache.
TheRealFireFrenzy
Well i suspect Jonah got the idea in the same place hitler got it, Chaplin... Granted it's been thoroughly coopted since but still
FallingStar7669
Only guy who gets to wear a hitler 'stache is Charlie Chaplin.
OrangeFlavours
Yeah, but, when you're looking at the guy who's greatest enemy was hitler, you're gonna shave off his most distinctive feature.
DanniLuxgarbe
For those who don't get the joke: Hitler copied Chaplin.
FallingStar7669
Well, it was more of a reference to The Great Dictator.
InoffensivePablum
Cap gets triggered by Hitler ‘staches.
Imalwaysready
Remember that time he beat the shit out of Michael Jordan for it? Good issue.
norwegiansilverfox
Fum fact: Appearantly, Bucky killed Hitler:
norwegiansilverfox
Sauce: Dark Reign - The List: Avengers.
jazzyshiteLord
So... does that mean Cap hates Charlie Chaplin?
cyno01
A little?
Buckbeak1486
Hitler fucked over Chaplin's style.
zackofspades
To give the man his due, Charles got the last laugh in “The Dictator”. Easily his most powerful work. Respect.
UrsusDerpus
I think he can differentiate Chaplin from Hitler
BahamutBBob
There was that movie where Chaplin played Hitler, though.
woodrobin
Unless Chaplin is playing Adenoid Hynkel, the Great Dictator of Toemania. Then it would be an easy mistake.
hokeyreligions
Charlie Chaplin is a lie, that was just Hitler in disguise. Hitler escaped Berlin after WW2 and lived out his life as Charlie Chaplin
CatsIsTheAnswer
But he can't differentiate Hitler from Jameson?
cousteau
In short; Charlie Chaplin is cool and Jameson's a dick.
DragonJak
I think cap knows what it's like to be single mindedly pursued by someone who looks like that.
TallowsRevenge
Keep in mind that Chaplin was in his 50's when the U.S. joined the war.