SlyPhinleyTheFirst
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Aug 1, 2020 6:24 PM
SlyPhinleyTheFirst
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joh775
Yellow! Why did it have to be Yellow?
InnerButterfly666
She ready to defend scottland from the britz.
RedArchon
Trying to keep a lid on things
4vie
.... At least it wasn't white.... right?
ImGonnaRickRollYou
That expression makes me think that shes used to having fluids flung onto her face.
Magicalunicornmayonnaise
Epic pull out game
evilspocksgoatee
Bet she'll start wearing the safety glasses now...
Woodpecker2112
Why am i turned on by this. ?
mostdefinitelynotaduck
I'm glad to see Mayor McCheese is still clapping cheeks.
flaskfullofcoffee
seaniejim
I said NO mustard!
FweejTheOverseer
Edward Macaroni Person
dawnjulio
MsMath23
I am sitting in an ER right now with my husband because we woke up to bats flying into us at 4am and we need a rabies shot
trojaSpaceBandit
No one rides big bird's van for free
TupacAintDead
Looks like Faye Regan.
theRoyzen
Thought she looks like Sydney Cole
AllHailTechnoViking
Yes, but the one not looming like she is on Crack.
whenwillthisbeover
Thanks just looked that up now have to clear browser history.
erikleorga
Girls at the paint counter are surprisingly attractive at Home Depot.
cominginhot
Machine confused her with Tori Black
FreeRangeToast
ARE YA READY KIDS?!?!? WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! VISCOUS AND YELLOW HIS SEMEN IT BE! SPONGE BOB SQU..
SzKnoWnzEvr72
You can tell she was wearing glasses at least...
dropbear128
NadiaGetOutOfTheMailRoom489
The fuck is going on in that lowe's
NadiaGetOutOfTheMailRoom489
I'm so dumb it literally says home depot on her sash thing
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
FlipTheCouch
Ok who had paint mixer bukkake in August? (Yes I know this pic is old)
PinPointSnarkuracy
No one, this is a repost
jojiluis
tbh you didn't HAVE to acknowledge but did so I'll upvote.
zzpacksmasher
I have a new fetish... something about this "messy" look... its hoti
eDNS
Welcome to the winning team. DM me if you want to see weird shit.
TheCapedProcrastinator
Looks like a money shot from Big Bird.
HotCarlWinslow
BMRSNR6868
Who the hell would down vote that comment??? That is freaking funny!!!
Vatatheo
sordatos
Is your semen the color of your skin or hair?
Anglosvm
I'm a white dude, so in that aspect, sort of
Breezier
Yes
DTNemes
Yes
DirtyImmaturePottymouthedSmartass
When your boyfriend lives in a pineapple under the sea....
candleinhisdick
Sponge bob cum pants
Lightingthedark
EYE CUM HEAR YOU!
HelicopterDickFlightschoolStudent
Throbbing and veiny and cums aimlessly
SecretImigurianLurkerAgent
SpongeBob cum pants
HelicopterDickFlightschoolStudent
On the naughty bits flopping he'll happily sploosh
EllisTomago
If you had been wearing your mask you wouldn't have gotten paint in your mouth.
Somedude7
akspartankiiier
This picture is like 5 years old bro.
AllysiaAiua
To be fair, it's talking about present day
EllisTomago
It says 2020 on it. I haven't memorized the internet.
akspartankiiier
I have, it’s old.
VibratingNipples
Dude, this is a very old picture
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Did [insert commenting Imgurians username here] Stutter? When I used to make paint I was covered in PPE
VibratingNipples
When I used to work in plumbing, I was cover in shit
EllisTomago
We won't judge.
loosemoosejuice
When I used to work in food, I was cover in food
horseman05
knuckledeepinachicken
That costume is super expensive.
noneforgretchenwieners
Oh my
swifter66
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
Yellowed
Streamur
“i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti” -Hannibal Lecter
sgnight13
shadow351
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Uptoo11ven
Thank you. I miss the kids
heebyjeeby
Where is the Hot Chicks Toom?
heebyjeeby
Room
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
LOL! That’s UCB! From the first episode…http://www.cc.com/video-clips/apcd4d/upright-citizens-brigade-hot-chicks-room
jkstrhmstr
Why do we always assume Big Bird splooge is bright yellow like this?
eyedontreedwell
It’s for the best.
agonarch
Assume? I mean when he... wait. Yes. Assume.
HolyCowDoNotEat
I don’t think I could ever recover emotionally if I was with someone and they un-ironically said they were going to splooge.
jkstrhmstr
You and I are married to very different people.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I'M FINNA SPLOOGE FAM
wellthisjustgotinteresting
YEET!
jkstrhmstr
And then at the exact moment you SCREAM it! Like SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!