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Cats suck, but this is hilarious
Just a smart ass
I hate iPhones
If you haven't seen letterkenny, you should see letterkenny
Classic
Blew my mind
I laugh everytime
Love your kids, vaccinate
Nah
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Haha, the virgin screwed your mom
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AngelZiefer
#23 Scrubs and MitM are both in California, but I doubt a middling paper company based in New England would host it's picnic in California.
Frankiejoneston
#6 well put a little more effort into it and you might burn off the excess calories in the process.
lawfulpotato
#1 An Imgur gif of a Facebook video of a Twitter video. Nice.
blitzgottheturret
Upvote for money cat
YourIceCreamMan
Google a photo of a younger Jason before the beard. Dude looks like a girl
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Good stuff, OP
emerson430
Four leaf clover ... Make a wish.
schnager
McJersey
Well played...
KingAsahi
More like a brody Guard
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
sillytofu
If games have taught me anything #8 is to prepare you for the boss battle
keyrockesq
Bold of you to come on the Internet and slander cats.
leduk
what's the problem with coke, becoming vegan or stealing useless bullshit? :o
TheSaharaEmerald
LetterKenney is my spirit animal
teknoman117
The reason I’m fat is because I use food as a coping mechanism for my depression. I’ll eat without even realizing it.
strawberrycocoa
#1 I negatively judge people who either bum my food or beg at me to fetch snacks for them. I'm sure I'll die alone.
ausSn
strawberrycocoa
Best Friend. Too bad Ross ate him.
ottotravel
297.18 right? Is that phonetically saying something? My obtuse friend here said that.
Romiet
I believe it's a round of ammo that is named by its dimensions, not a math problem. But I'm definitely not a firearms expert lol.
Pillmatic540540
7.62x39 is a caliber of bullet used in some guns, like an AK-47. It's the diameter and length of the round in millimeters.
BigSpaceDancer
7.62x39mm is the designation for the cartridges that fit the pictured rifle.
CyborgSpaceViking
7.62 = the round, 39 = the ammo capacity
ottotravel
As I read down these comments I felt like the increasing stages of the expanding brain meme.
TaxiGhoul
I don't think 39 is the capacity
Vhyson
Yeah. Be 28 this year, it's been a rough year already
stevenDLuffy
Early yet still lots of time to fuck up even more!
Vhyson
Ayyyo, that's the spirit
rza33boo
You'll be ok. I thought if I made it past 27 I'm good. 10 yrs later I'm still good. It'll get better.
Djeserit41
Diagnosed with cancer when I was 28. Now 29 and I kicked cancer’s ass. Here’s hoping over the hill means it’s all downhill from here!
whyaretherenogoodones
ProxyPhox
Buckle up for 30
SHININTURDZ
You suck! Cats don't suck! I love me some kitty cats!!
Andrizzle0159
Cats are cute but they are assholes
McJersey
Wanted to say this first but you beat me to it, but I do hate iPhones and now need to rewatch scrubs
DillPixels
rza33boo
Catatonic....
EvilDeadTed
That will never stop being funny.
DillPixels
Same for this one.
harman825
Can someone explain the kid with the gun and the 7.62 * 39.
BigSpaceDancer
The gun is chambered with 7.62x39mm cartridges. The joke is that he's going to shoot up the school.
scatter
7.62mm x 39mm is the dimensions of the cartridge the AK47 uses.
CyborgSpaceViking
7.62 = the round, 39 = the ammo capacity
Jakethesnake357
LeifAshley
Not at all. The round is 7.62mm wide and 39mm long.
CyborgSpaceViking
Thanks for the correction ?
quietlyfixeswifi
Is that girl... trying to have sex with her dad and grandpa?
RetroRicki
I re-read that like eight times because I thought I was reading it wrong or missing something.
SaggySag
I think she just wants them to be nice and offer, like a true gentleman would
BamitsKelly
Yeah...that one was disturbing
insertanyname
I had to scroll waaay to far down to see this comment. What is up with that tweet... Yikes
dejadrew
I think it's a play off of a porn genre that has a lot of videos with similar premises. I could be wrong though
ButCanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightAtStoke
Could also be like a play off of the "Day X without sex:" diary entry memes.
MaxieMooo
Maybe - just hear me out - it was a joke
waytoomanycharachtersforausername
Nah
MaxieMooo
Damn u rite
AlmightyThor117
Let’s be honest, I’d be willing to bet Jason Mamoa’s bodyguards would be much more lethal to fight, I’m sure they’re trained in CQB
nolittleplans
They probably are but those 2 are just pages from ABC for the Jimmy Kimmel show
ireekofcheese
CQC - Close Quarters Combat. . CQB - Close Quarters Battle. Some people think CQC is the only form
rarelyaccuratefacts
The goal of a bodyguard isn't to kill people, it's to ensure the safety of their charge.
Kittynomnoms
Or... And hear me out, now... They're probably more for monitoring potential threats and assuring his safety while he can just do his thing.
PxC4
100% agree, but I think they probably meant on his own he looks intimidating and probably wouldn't need them.
MisunderstoodTyrannosaurus
Or...guns. They probably have those.
AlmightyThor117
CQB typically includes training with guns and other weapons
GCRust
Please. It's not rocket science...you have to beat the sub-bosses before you can challenge the boss.
wtforero
Thank you, this should’ve been referenced immediately
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Cqb? Close quarters bartap?
AdornedOdin
Cold Quaker Biscuits
Eldibs
Crazy Quality Bartending.
ConcreteMelon
Confusing Quacking Billingually
stargazer58
Crazy Quilt Batting