vudumommajuju
33898
846
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She girthy
Am I doing this right?
Also has anyone read this?
Jan 24, 2026 2:55 PM
vudumommajuju
33898
846
17
She girthy
Am I doing this right?
Also has anyone read this?
ananfro
I’d love if ladies sent me their unsolicited lit pics… especially if they’re big girthy ones
3andAHalfLivesAgo
This post taught me 2 things.
1. A new book to check out
2. Apprently other guys are extremely unartistic with their dick pics. Y’all gotta step your game up, they got little cowboy hats and all kinds of shit that will fit
ThisIsntFunAnymore
DingleberryForrest
Daaaammmn. Packin’
mobial
He is a great author. His site is terribleminds.com
CakeIsALie227
#3 no, but it looks like a long one.
Djkb6718
Damn thats a hefty volume you've got there! Two hands required. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ym5rbmJiamd2ZzFwZ2JsamFiZjhzNXdwYTY0eWk4bG02aWh0cm1waiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WeKfRZCvdjHyjCPCsd/200w.webp
PanoptiDon
This is where I thought this was going
IknowWhoYouAre
Das hot 🥵
MasterChristopher
Can you do a helicopter?!
Rynestrm
I showed you my index. Please respond.
IMPICKLERICK
If you change the angle to look like its from the ground looking up, your book will look MUCH bigger
BeaverOnFire
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Yo girl, let me see those fingers turn a page.
MrShoemakers
Angles a bit off.
vudumommajuju
I don't know what I'm doing!
Pokegeologist
God, to be that book just waiting to be spread open and enjoyed by someone...
shootermarc
Read it, it was good (and lengthy).
Unexpected political twist, very chilling and relevant regarding the current political context.
I enjoyed the ride, bonne lecture!! 😊
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
I can second that. I had a little trouble with the tech level needed (broke my suspension of disbelief a touch), but it was decent.
Bojovnik84
PosessedByGost
It's an excellent book, as Wendigs usually are. Good choice!
lovehandlesmessiah
Extra thicc
therandombagofmeat
bardman135
CptRobotNinja
Lol complete with grey sweats. Champion
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Are you doing it right? Well, in a very distant and convoluted way, you're showing your wood. I'd say yes.
StribismiusTheWizard
Haven't read it yet, but Chuck Wendig is FANTASTIC.
Also, to further the book as dick metaphor, John Waters once said, if you go home with someone and there's no books in their home, don't fuck 'em.
Sooooooooooooo
ProbablyNotASuitOfPlatypuses
Now pose like a guy with a fish and you've completed a set
deanbrah
who doesn't like a nice fat book
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Want to see my cover when it’s hard?
Escapist83
Unsolicited Lit Pic
Calicoastin818
Get out you +1
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
Underrated comment of the week right here.
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Best comment I've read in weeks
DrBourbonTheOriginal
I am tipping my cap to your wit.
TheYodajen
Score! You won today with this comment! https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Nnd6MzY0aGg5NWUxOTFlcWZleDc2NXo2bHkzeTdwMWZ4ejdwaXNvMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/0bBGQgpJTUfTVzY6Xo/200w.webp
Nandortherelentless
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z3Z1dG1wazVseDdsYTFkZTB0amtxaWlqeXU0b2E3bDJoN2d3MWlrbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/42qTxnekKaXizqJdHD/200w.webp Winner.
AdrianDunne
Nicely done.
MrFancyPanzer
Iamthebullfrog
Dic-tionary pic?
VindictiveBathToaster
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I have never sent a dong pic. I'm proud of myself for that.
PepperoniAndFingernailPizza
I wish my younger self could say that. I at least can say I never sent one to a woman who I didn't ask her first or she asked me for one. But now that I'm older and married, only one woman gets sent pics and it's not a random woman on the Internet.
msaroff4
I've sent Dick pics
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDZvenkyNjUxNHU1N3I2NTQzcnJpaGxneGg5ZjJmdGo1bGFmOTE0MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GOsq7QnYlahag/200w.webp
texanheathen
I can't say the same, but I can say they were solicited.
makalalala
But what about your asshole?
Pokegeologist
I've randomly received more dong pics from strangers thinking I was a woman than I care to talk about. Still a single digit number, but a bit more than 2. Why is this a thing?
OptimisticMisanthrope
Enjoy an unsolicited duck pic.
Pokegeologist
Gosh, it's so dapper and erect. Just look at the sheen!
TsunamiJohn
A bit more than 3 now :)
Pokegeologist
https://youtu.be/TxxQDOaq2Kc
ThrashAndChemistry
Mostly I think its a power thing. These boys know that nobody wants to see their junk; they get off on forcing people to have to. I'll concede there are some who haven't grasped the "nobody wants to see their junk" concept but I think they're vastly in the minority
cameloDancer
It's all fine if it's "solicited". Any other time, no one wants to see that. Well, maybe some pervy gay men, but that's about it.
Eldibs
I don't even send them if they're solicited, with one exception - A girl wanted a copy of some... ahem... video we filmed together and you could see it in that. So I guess my rule is "only if you've already willingly seen it in person."
InfOracle
When I was dating, my unsolicited dick pics were pictures of Dick Van Dyke, Dick Nixon, and other Dicks. If they didn't find it funny, they were not for me.
giraffytaffy
That's what my husband sends me xD
InfOracle
You got a good one!
TexMexHex
Got this for 10 bucks at Half Priced Books
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Also I miss and love half price books.
makalalala
Heck ya
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Dude! That's my reading! Graphic novel or actual book? I enjoy both. Have you read the run on Marvel? They did some amazing story lines a couple years ago.
TexMexHex
Yes. Yes. And also YES! we could be friends.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Man oh man. Can we please be friends? Is that how the kids today do it? It's been a not short time since I made a friend.......
TexMexHex
Yes. That is what I have heard from the Yoots. [email protected]
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
I also got to know if you read them Aliens VS Predator books in the day!? I absolutely love the xeno universe. Ever since I was a kid and number 3 premiered on HBO. I was tiny and my dad tried to cover my eyes with Thr first chest buster. I was hooked for life.
TexMexHex
All of them. I still have many. Also have Batman vs Alien 1-3 and Superman&Batman vs Alien vs Predator