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Jan 14, 2018 12:53 PM
SonOfASaint
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TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
gloryofdawn
I love how that one person is treating the the Jedi were ignoring Anakin's emotions like some sort of revelation. It's why most fall, imo.
SorDavos
Couldn't Luke and/or Leia have asked the ghosts about their mother? I mean, Anakin and Obi Wan were dead, but not that dead.
Isorikk
This is just highlighting to me why the new movies suck
PieSpie
nobody will read this but #8 is wrong. Anakin uses a mind trick in season one episode 22 of Star Wars the Clone Wars at 11:19
PieSpie
https://www.newtvzion.pro/watch-star-wars-the-clone-wars-season-1-episode-22-s01e22-online3-free-v1-4194#OpenloadSection
SuperFineButtHairs
Tumbler always puts more thought and care into these things than the writers do. I wish star wars was as fleshed out as tumbler makes it out
Mackeroy
well it is that flushed out, from a certain point of view
ilikeblondehair
i-string-a-bunch-of-words-together-like-this-because-i-can't-write-like-a-normal-person-or-make-jokes-without-being-quirky
VeganFeministFlatEarther
That's actually because of how tumblr tagging works. Not some conscious "I like typing this way" thing
nutsquirrel
Man I’m really not a fan of Vader being called “extra” and a “drama queen”
vonsmall
Drama king!
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
#1 is a pictoral synonym of the creater of the Titanic taking a selfie with the Titanic.
SpiderDetective
So you're calling Rey and Kylo a ship that was destined to be sunk?
Icantremembermyusername
Anakin/Vader is a favorite character of mine. So conflicted. They just didn’t handle him great in the prequels. Clone wars did him justice
SickOfThisCessPool
Talk about drama; Palpatine literally threw pieces of himself while he was fighting Yoda.
AREKEEOO
Vader having made C3P0 does help explain why he didn't just destroy him when he had the chance and it made no logical sense for him not to.
Feldspartacus
He wasn't in space when his cape was billowing. He was descending into a cave. Other guy's hair was flowing too like 100 yards away
TKBarbus
antleroid
In spanish, The Last Jedi was translated to Los Ultimos Jedi, which kinda killed the ambiguity and suspense. Poor, poor spaniards.
Sauroctonus
No, the first time you see Obi Wan smile in the prequels is when he makes a bad pun about negotiations being short. :P
Omny
#08: Jedi mind tricks only work on people dumber than you
SpiderDetective
Oh well that explains it. Pre-Sith Anakin was kinda dumb.
BlueLanternBraxx
Re watch episode two if you can stomach it and tell me there wasn't some mind tricking involved in that love story.
gewalt
ep2 summary: anakin, stop that you creepy fuck. anakin, stop that you creepy fuck. anakin, stop that you creepy fuck. anakin, I love you
BlueLanternBraxx
Exactly! I'd even say it wasn't his intention. Just loved her so much and so strong in the Force he subconsciously mind tricked her.
samsonguy920
Yeah, the audience being mind tricked into hanging around.
LupinzPack
Princess POWERFIST
SpiderDetective
The clones would be totally down with that.
Musubi626
TKBarbus
JupitersWitch
There is no spoon.
hotlesbianassassin
I have no idea why this is cracking me up so much.
HighSlayerRalton
What?
SexySquatch
I don't know where those lines come from, but this is fucking glorious.
Bruhthulu
I've been laughing at this for 8 minutes now...
Patient00
I don't get the joke help me
SchrodingerMil
For the person saying Padme is forgotten, Battlefront 2 is Cannon, and it implies that imbetween 6-7 Leia becomes Princess/Queen of Naboo.
TryThisOnForSize
The new BF2 or old?
SchrodingerMil
New one
RogueKitsune
No; Leia was on Naboo, sure, but the "princess" title was a holdover from Alderaan.
roflcopterLOL
That doesn't necessitate a link between the 2 people, the queenship is democratically elected not inherited. Maybe the Naboo just like her?
Erkhyan
Leia gave up being a Princess of Alderaan (which was a hereditary title), I really doubt she was interested in a Naboo title.
TheStealthHippopotamus
I have a hard time believing that there isn’t a button on the side of Vader’s chest plate for fog.
flavivsaetivs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ffCICQ-bU
samsonguy920
While I can easily believe that Vader can shut off his lights without shutting off everything else on a whim. It's called cloaking, people.
concaveUsurper
I mean, he has a cloak to literally do it with.
Crazytrain77
There is a button for disco lights and lasers, but it is very rarely used.
samsonguy920
I now want to watch that scene from Rogue One with disco music playing. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Staying Alive. Staying Alive...
prozack8356
thesmelge
It's on there right next to the "vibrate" button.
GreenYawgmoth
I imagine one of his interfaces is devoted entirely to dramatic effects.
concaveUsurper
"Master, I need to install a new function on my suit" "If it's another fucking fog machine I swear I will throw you back in the volcano"
Strife2013
This was great. As a star wars fan almost all of this spoke to me
vonsmall
Same. One of the greatest SW scenes for me though is when they don’t speak... the Ruminations of Padme is the most heart felt scene imo.
vonsmall
https://youtu.be/_hoXNXSpmng
BloodyAnalTearing
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
AmigoToyota
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
daimomusic
WTF is an Extra™?
GreenYawgmoth
short for extravagant.
mentallypsycho
someone who is very dramatic
jimmythehat1
Sort of the opposite of being basic
TheManInTheWall
I miss SW: the clone wars...
ItsARental
This dump makes me wish they could have finished it in all its intended glory
Fonzcorp
Its such an amazing series. Im half way through Rebels S1, and i miss SW: Clone Wars.
Icantremembermyusername
Rebels S2 is more like clone wars, especially the end, but overall I still like clone wars much more
Wellshiet
I miss Star Wars before it became Disney Wars.
muisverriet
I certainly don't. The EU was a goddamn clusterfuck.
Troteus
There were admittedly some bad books, but I enjoyed almost all of them *cough*Children of the jedi and Splinter of the minds eye*cough*
TheManInTheWall
I enjoyed a lot of the EU. You seem to have hit all the bad parts.
Plaaant
At least it was fun
GirdleTurtle
Numbers for Commenting: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25
Escheron
On mobile browser, the numbers don't link anything, so I was very confused for a minute
GirdleTurtle
I use the iOS App on mobile and it works. I haven’t tested Safari. Do these work on other OS apps at least?
GirdleTurtle
#26 #27 #28 #29 #30 #31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40 #41 #42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47 #48 #49 #50
Startrekker95
God bless you
theeggmanANDthewalrus
Hellhammer86
Doin God's work
CosmicSombrero
I mean I don't wanna be a drag but just cause space is a vacuum doesnt mean there weren't particles hitting Vader's Cape to make it wave
Icantremembermyusername
Also, the cape waving was on a planet. I assume it had an atmosphere since nobody needed a breathing apparatus. So it could have been wind
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
also momentum is still a thing fabrics in space tend to flap around even with slight movement because there's no air resistance to stop them
CosmicSombrero
Yeah I wanted to add this but I was too lazy to make another comment and yet here I am
vonsmall
The U.S. flag on the moon?
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
exactly
abundantbadgers
I didn't ask for some feels with my dump
lordofthedice
Also gonna point out that in Vader's comics, the people of Naboo remember and revere her.
SuperFineButtHairs
Or George hadn't written her yet.
flavivsaetivs
Actually she wasn't. In the EU R2-D2 tells them about their mother. In the New Canon Leia learned about her from Bail.
jdavis1186
I'm admittedly not caught up on all the New Canon stuff, but Bloodline makes it clear that Bail never got to tell her that Padme was her mom
flavivsaetivs
I think it's one of those minor contradictions cause she mentions it in the Leia comics, when she goes to Naboo and wears Padme's clothes.
jdavis1186
In the Leia comics she has a vision of a stain glass window of Padme on Naboo moving to look at her, but she doesn't understand it at (1/6)
jdavis1186
the time. She doesn't change outfits on Naboo in that comic at all; you may be confusing that with the Leia: Princess of Alderaan (2/6)
Wellshiet
Implying Tumblr would get into actual supernerd mode and read a bazillion comics instead of just pretending to be supernerds. *tips fedora*
TheGhastHunter
Implying mundane nerds wouldn't do intense research to win an argument
Erkhyan
in the EU, R2-D2 would have never told them about Padmé, but he had an age-related seizure which caused him to show them the recordings.
flavivsaetivs
Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Which comic was that? It wasn't Dark Empire, but it was around that time in-universe IIRC.
Erkhyan
Not a comic, and so much later. The Dark Nest novel trilogy, 30 years after Endor. Keeping R2 from erasing the recordings was a plot point.
flavivsaetivs
Oh god that's right. Dark Nest was not one of my favorite parts of the EU.
Iankill
All sith are dramatic its and it's partially where their power comes from. The more you fear them the stronger they become. Its the sith way
Norard
Exactly.
DatDarthCaedus
Caedus in Legends once walked down a corridor towards a room guarded by Stormtroopers... destroyed their helmet visor HUDs with the 1/2
DatDarthCaedus
Force, blinding them, then casually deflected any blind fire that got too close. When he reached them, he grabbed the commander by the 2/3
DatDarthCaedus
throat, slammed him against the wall (slightly too high for the guy to reach the floor) and told him "I'm entering this room". One of 3/4
camer0nfrye
Sorry, but this is going to bug me for literally minutes if I don't save you from it the next time. It should be: 1/4, 2/4, 3/4, etc.
DatDarthCaedus
That only works when you know how long it'll be before writing... guess I could write 1/n 2/n 3/n /end or something, else.
DatDarthCaedus
the troopers behind him raised his weapon, but Caedus just told him "please don't" without turning around, then entered. So yeah, dramatic.
Troteus
This sounds amazing, but I don't remember this happening at all, and I've read the series twice. When did it happen?
Gayforbae
At least he's polite...
balencedrago
User name checks out