Until death do us part

Jul 23, 2016 10:49 AM

Kshandoo

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I hate you @OP for giving me sadness, but also joy about them two

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Joke's on them. I picked destroy.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I got synthesis. So, immortality

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You have no right to do this to my emotions

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

We'll bang ok?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the omi tool cane. Nice work.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wow, this was uplifting. Then really fucking depressing.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Clank* ow... *clank* ow... *clank* ow...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that's why i choose the synth (green) ending. The nanobot merging (if i understood it right) could make immortal and healthy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And maybe make her fertile.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is this ?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bicentennial Woman

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Little mister?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one else has commented on it. I want an omnitool cane/walking stick.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Robosexualility is blasphemy. No on Prop ∞

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Who are these people?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

leave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Come now, we must be kind and educate.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Joker and EDI from Mass effect 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are characters from a video game series called Mass Effect. I highly recommend playing it!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this art style looks super familiar. Any id on artist?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

kinda looks like http://www.meekcomic.com/. Something about the noses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a mix. Most are http://makanidotdot.tumblr.com/ but #2 is http://siiins.deviantart.com/art/Joker-and-EDI-and-fun-309587252.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a sex robot of this capacity would be devastating to the population of the earth

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Have you not seen quarians though? Them's birthing hips.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Too bad a little oral will give the offering party seizures/death.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it won't; merely an allergic reaction (albeit a severe one) until they get used to you. Simple solution - just keep pounding it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women FEAR her! Click to find out her secrets!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

WELL, IF IT'S PROGRAMMED TO LOVE YOU, IS IT REALLY LOVE?

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 18

What is love?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your love is just chemicals in an analog computer. As long as the AI is complex enough, why wouldn't it be?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IS ALL BANANAS ACTUALLY SCALES OR ARE WE PROGRAMMED TO SEE THEM AS SUCH ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's programmed to really love you, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She wasn't programmed to love him, EDI was a true AI free thought and choices, she chose to love him. She grew to love him.

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

It's a Futurama joke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By definition, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

IF IT'S PROGRAMMED TO DO SOMETHING IS IT REALLY DOING THAT SOMETHING

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Everyone's reason to choose synthesis over destroy...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Excuse you, there was no way I was going to turn on Legion's buddies, not after I shot him in the face 'cos I couldn't handle losing Tali.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Never did they way that both survive?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evidently I fucked it up, and ME3's ending killed my desire to replay the series about as fast as the bomb killed Ashley on Virmire.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got the low down about it from my bf. Yeah that seems pretty shitty (sorry im a dragon age chick)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been told that the Citadel DLC is good enough to take away that taste of shit on my mouth, but that means giving them money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's really sweet. Unfortunately, I chose to destroy the reapers. Paragon all the way through until that choice. No regrets.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Red is totally paragon ending. Tough choices, true, but re-writing everyone's existence without their consent is messed up.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I assumed the reapers were lying to try to stop me from killing them. Then I modded the stupid choices out altogether. Better ending for it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Elaborate pls, I need the ending that that doesnt make me choose between three colored flashing lights. Where can I get it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And if the link don't work, Nexus Mods and look for Johnp's alternative MEHEM - takes all the suck out. Read the instructions carefully.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I couldn't go through with the Destroy option.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

She's the ship, though. Isn't the ship still intact? They'll just rebuild her, no probs.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh crap, I never even thought of this. You have pulled my emotions from sad to hopeful... thank you lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually EDI states in mass effect 3 that the ship was still operational and could fly before was inserted into it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well... MEHEM Destroy still keeps EDI and Geth intact, so

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't think that's how it worked, pretty sure the geth are dead, EDI's body might be dead too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? How so?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AFAIK, MEHEM doesn't destroy Relays but only kill Reapers, also keeps Shep alive. So no dead EDI, nor Geth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

fanfiction.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does literally no one else want that fucking Geth Ferret in #9 ?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 2

fuck yes

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YES

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know I do.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The thing that always bugged me about the geth is 1) the word is too short for its meaning (unless it's an acronym) and 2...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why the fuck it take so many of them to move ONE body around? Why's it take 14,000 programs for one combat platform?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's more they require a certain number of programs to reach sentience, not to move a combat platform. Could be wrong, still on ME2.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This-- The Geth platforms do a lot more than simply walk around and shoot, they're entirely sentient.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yeah, but like...why's it take so many of them to build up that consciousness?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is "geth" too short to mean "servant"?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I did. 'Would be better than that fucking Space Hamster.

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

Fucking space hamster? Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, nobody bad mouths the space hamster!

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

He moved my hamster, now it's personal

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

The BOULDER concurs.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

The legend is true, the BOULDER is alive

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"She messed with my hamster, guys. It's personal."

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kibbles is a Goddamned National Treasure you shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fans of Spelljammer would disagree with you. There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You DARE insult Boo? Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!! RAAAARGH!!!!" - Minsc

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*cough*Red Ending*cough*

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

*cough*Mehem*Cough*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a counterpoint, fuck you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've formulated a theory on why EDI actually survives even the Red Ending, so that is my headcanon for now.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh? Please, tell me! I like hearing new ideas :D

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://pastebin.com/DcRdtGWr For how she comes back, I picture this:

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My game fucked up so when i got red ending it showed EDI coming out of the ship with joker, garrus and liara. Twas weird.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Wait aren't you a robot?" "No, I'm just a cosplayer."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One true ending.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm all for love and peace, but if I have to kill EDI for that ray of hope that Shepard might make it back home to Tali, Imma fuckin do it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally replayed the whole last hour when I realised EDI died

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I choose to believe that Joker, the best fucking pilot in the universe, outran the blast wave. We never see it hit the Normandy, and (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he just hit any coordinates he could think of and shot himself to the Batarian system... where there is no Relay anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So you guys do know what happens in the blue ending right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking hate that they don't let you save AT ALL before choosing so you have to redo the whole damn mission! GAAAAH

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd bang a ship not gonna lie.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Oi, summa dem are purdy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I've seen that anime

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've read that...dou...manga. Yeah that manga...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SimpsonsFuturama did it. (And yes, probably about thirty anime settings.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im not proud of it but a woman without hormones and an off button sounds pretty amazing tb

9 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 36

Not all women are like that >_> Just like all men arent like you! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That turns me off

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

h

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What about an ON button?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck I'd like to have an off button for my hormones

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure every woman does

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, because there are women who understand hormones and know that a depletion of estrogen would be a very bad thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have PCOS. I get it. But I'd like to shut off crazy bitch mode once in a while.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having only testosterone would only make you more aggressive. Also, hairy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She's still a person though. You wouldn't turn a person off.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

yet i seem to manage to do so all the time:P she might be, still a machine...all depends

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Meh, it wouldn't be the first time I've turned someone off

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well, maybe you wouldn't.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you underestimate my power

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trust me, us hetero women have our own improvements that we'd want for a male robot.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 6

I'm pretty robotic, so that must make me a better choice than other males.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

no off-button? especially on the audio/recordingsystem

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There definitely needs to be an off button, for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inbuilt mirror? Cash dispenser? *ducks for cover*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thankfully, women can hold jobs now and we don't need men for money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some don't get jokes though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some men think they're funny when they're actually unoriginal and boring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 375 Dislikes 10

Was really scared the eyes would come out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never seen this gif. Laughing too hard right now. + as many 1s as possible

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, yeah, let's leave that trick to the 2Ds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ohthatsterrifying.gif

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the source of this?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dont have the source, but its from a norwegian comercial.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this one!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure Joker would be at least a Rear Admiral after ME3. Can see Miranda takeover the Alliance Black Ops, Ashley an Admiral

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Ashley's dead, Miranda's dead. Didn't feel a fucking thing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ashley's dead. No regret.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Ashley is a marine so General would be her end career path.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one from the first three's coming back, and I shot Ashley in her fucking face.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can smoldering embers become a general?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why? He was a pilot, not a commander or leader.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

uh, pilots end up as leaders a /lot/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not joker, he loved to be pilot and he loved his ship aka EDI

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention it's all he wanted to do, he loved flying.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Except after the destruction of the mass relays civilization would collapse because the galaxy's entire infrastructure depends on them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They rebuilt them. Like, it's actually canon that it's rebuilt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be like if all the oil in the world just disappeared one day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ash didn't have many leader qualities, at least to me. Abrasive, space racist, didn't think much outside the box. Just a solid soldier. 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

You never actually played the games did you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Honestly I don't even know why they made her a SPECTRE. Good fighter but none of the intelligence or hard decision making of Shepard. 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And I even sort of regretted romancing her in ME3. In ME1 she was a flawed person but good at heart and challenged the status quo. 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In ME3 she has dolled up hair and ZERO growth as a character. I learned exactly nothing new about her. All I did was meet her sister. 4/?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is her entire story in ME3. As opposed to Garrus who is still being fucking awesome. ME3 nearly ruined Ash and made her a boring 5/?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone else remember that joker had a crippling bone disease?

9 years ago | Likes 1533 Dislikes 3

Vrolik Syndrome, aka Brittle Bone Disease.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah sex with him would be bone breaking. Then again, can EDE have sex either?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bonitis?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cerberus did some stuff to help fix him. He hobbled around the ship in that one me2 mission and walks around the citadel in me3.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fo sho bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep loved his jokes about it though. "dont ask me to get up and dance unless you like the sound of snapping shin bones."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea but if you read his profile he has Cerberus implants that make him much less fragile, so he can walk and move semi normally.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Take my love, take my land, take me where i cannot STAND. But you can't take the sky from me..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Originally his model was supposed to be very thin and sickly looking but they scrapped that idea because they didn't want to make a new body

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Take my love, take my land, take me where i cannot STAND. But you can't take the sky from me..."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah he definitely broken a bone in that 2nd pic, and he likely would've died at an early age than the comic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you read his profile he got Cerberus implants that allow him to walk and move and make him a lot less fragile. Future Deus ex Machina!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot less fragile but he was still super vulnerable

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it's the future, they can always say bones in the future are super stronger than bones now or some bs writing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just go full Injustice and give everyone a super pill

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all people with OI die young. Depends on your type, lifestyle and general health level.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's why he's leaning on her like that in #2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My only regret is... I forgot to cure boneitis

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I thought Cerberus did something to him so his health somewhat improved

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That's never said in game, just an accepted explanation since in ME1 he said he needed crutches just to walk.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oestogenis Imperfecta... Yeah a sad disease...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily. I have it. Married last year, wife gave birth to our daughter a week ago. Life is good. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow that's just amazing ! Congrats !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard, but it beats spina bifida and more severe cases of cerebral palsy. Truth told, I'm grateful for my situation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always hated that they used the same models cause he's super jacked but can't walk without breaking a bone.

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

He can walk, he just has to be careful

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

heh, yea. if he stepped the wrong way his bones would shatter. those were the days.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

His aonly regret is that he had bonitis

9 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 2

Is that mayo mixed with incurable diseases?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Too busy being an 80s guy

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

+1 for Futurama

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Literally laughed out loud here

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dun dun Dun dun dun DUN DUN dun dun Dun Dun dun DUN DUN

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WE CAN DANCE

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not after the neutral ending, the mix of biological and artifical materials most likely healed him

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

yeah but the ending they really wanted was the "fuck everything" story

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I didn't really like any of the endings, to be honest.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

That's the worst one and makes Shepard look like an indecisive knob.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the destroy ending is pretty fucking awesome if you believe in the indoctrination theory.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Isn't the biggest prove for the theory, that if, with a near perfect score, you choose red it plays an extra clip of an N7 armor moving.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. And it ONLY happens then. Basically proves that the end of ME3 was in sheppards head. I could do a big post on it for research purposes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah that mission where you have to sneak around the ship, shuffling around murder aliens....

9 years ago | Likes 521 Dislikes 0

"Hey, remember Joker? What a tool that guy was. Remember when he plugged in the overlord?"

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

We have to spend all day computing Pi, that tool

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What game is this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buddy, if you like RPGs and sci-fi universes, you're in for a real treat. You've got 7 months to play the Mass Effect trilogy before 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the 4th installment comes out. It is quite possibly my favorite game series and universe of all time. Oh, and you get to bone blue aliens.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No no, you literally get mind-fucked by the blue alien. Also, blue alien is best alien.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mass effect

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yeah, most of these pics don't make sense unless it's the synthesis ending and his bones have been synthetically reinforced

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Ahh, the green ending...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's stated in the game that he can move around if he's gentle and EDI is a support robot (technically) and can be seen holding him up here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't he (and every other organic being) be immortal, with Synthesis? Can't remember...

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yep. The only endings these are possible is Control, or highly unlikely Refuse, they could have hid away from Reapers but unlikey.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

no, they're still functionally mortal, they just die a lot slower, physical wear and tear is always a factor

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Edi talks about going towards immortality, not achieving it through synthesis. You're right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Build new bodies! Upload consciousness!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ME 2 was great. Sad though Collectors fucked up

9 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 4

Assuming direct control!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never look forward to replaying ME2 simply due to the thermal clip BS. It's technological regression.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 4

They could've kept that and add the thermal clips as a way to instantly cool it, but still be able to 'reload' slow without any of them. smh

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Calm down, Conrad.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

*Commander Shepard cosplay intensifies*

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"remember when you could just slap omni gel on something?"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Having never played ME1, how did they handle ammo and gunplay in those games?

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

More importantly, abilities had their own cooldowns. An adept could control an entire battle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You keep firing until your gun overheats then its cools down then you shoot some more (1)

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

You had no ammo, but there was an overheat bar that filled up the more you shot. If it hit the top your weapon would jam for a bit.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I also found funny how Shepard, having just awoken after 2 years dead, immediatelly knows that gun needs a thermal clip without even firing

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago (deleted Aug 6, 2016 5:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He doesn't. You're told at the start.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1) Pretty sure in the lore they exist simultaneously, it was just decided by militaries that the clips were more reliable, consistent. They

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still think 1 was amazing and 3 was decent. 2 was a low point. Story all over the place. Terrible game mechanics introduced.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 46

As a big fan of the series I agree with you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Really? I liked the character development of 2 over 3.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I agree on the mechanics. The combat in 2 felt so weird to me and I didn't enjoy it nearly as much.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2 had some incredibly well done characters. Probably the best personal stories out of all 3 imo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loved the Mako in 1 and was pleasantly surprised by how well the multiplayer was in ME3

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oi, stop down voting a dissenting opinion. He's adding to the conversation not being an ass

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Ass

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Downvotes are for things you don't agree with or whatever you want. Don't let me tell you what to do.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

People don't know the difference these days

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 was way better than 1 and the mechanics were arguably better than 3

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

This.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The combat was bad to me. The ammunition mechanic and the terrible thing they did with powers just... Dragged it down.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

We get sad when animals die because they don't live as long as us so are robots going to be sad cuz we don't live as long as them.

9 years ago | Likes 458 Dislikes 4

Depends if they are any good at empathy or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we have the tech to create robotic sentient beings , our tech / medical advancements should allow us to live a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Appliances break down all the time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No way. I'll be the first dude to sign up to be an android and live foreva.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

deep af

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mayne because they know this. They will think of our deaths the way we think of our pets death. Sad but we get over it relatively fast

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bruh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll be sad because they would need to go out and get another human slave.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not if they kill us first! :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would robots live long, though? Computers become outdated and replaced within only a few years, same for most technology.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If AI tech progresses to a point that they can be sad, I think we'll do more upgrades rather than replacements.

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Just like we will, unless the robots or we kill us.

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If they have some form of AI in them pretty sure they can develop the emotion

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9 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

Dwoooo

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There's your answer.

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I think they'll probably pity us more than be sad for us, once they are to the point of emotions and free thought at least.

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It probably depends on the robot.

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well if they had emotions equivalent to a human they would feel grief for lost love ones.

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Pitying us would be feeling sad for us...

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Pity is more feeling sad about us, not for us.

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You want to go see Bicentennial Man. Go.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

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Watched that alone when I was like 8. Was not ready for those feels.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeeaaah. Not a kid movie.

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https://youtu.be/RGVTPXMikgg - the best scene in the movie, IMHO.

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Lol, I remember that scene!

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Oh, Galatea. Drove Andrew up the wall whenever she could, but she did stick by his side to the end.

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If I was programming a robot like this, I'd try to make sure they could cope with grief better than humans can.

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So long as a being can feel happiness about something, it will feel an equal amount of grief once that something is gone.

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I think they would think of our deaths like how we think of our pets death

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We have to be careful with that. We don't want AI to be too inhuman. Grief is part of what makes us human & sharing that would be a gift.

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I'm not saying that they shouldn't FEEL grief. Just that they don't fall into crippling depression when they outlive everyone they love.

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Personally, I'd prefer it if robots are utterly devastated by people dying. That way, they are less likely to kill us.

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Of course they should hate people dying but if I make something that will outlive its loved ones, I want them to reach acceptance eventually

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Synthetic organisms would likely have a higher respect/understanding for Life.

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Not necessarily. They might be utterly self-serving.

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Or they'd eradicate humans so they would never have to suffer it again.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OOOOH I SMELL A SCI FI STORY TOTALLY FUCKING STEALING THAT

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just don't ruin it with poor budget and zero ability.

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Robot are robot, they can't be "sad", they can only emulate the feeling of sadness if they are programmed this way

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It's not long since scientists believed that animals can't have real emotions. Nowadays, it's widely accepted that at least some of them do.

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Animal are living being, emotion are made by chemical not by mere programs

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Why? If they have free thought and can reason, why can't they have emotional attachments to things, and then from that get sadness.

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They are still robot, even if they have free though their emotion would be logical only (then again it's my opinion i force no one to agree)

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Yeah no that's not how it work, there difference between programmed and what you talk about imo.

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A better analogy would be plastic surgery. You add something fake to your body and consider it your body, but it's still fake

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I get what you mean, but I'm sure AI can get so advanced they'd have the same problems with their minds as we have.

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There still the problem of being an AI, 'emotion' 'memory' etc are easily removed or changed, We can't really say it's the same as us then.

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By the time robots will have their own concious mind we will already live in a world where humans live more than enough. Scientists say 1/2

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I just cant wait until our tech allows us to upload our consciousness onto computers to have true virtual reality.

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...that by 2028 we will be able to change old bodyparts to new ones

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This seems plausible. But 2028 seems to soon.

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They say the first person to live to 1000 may already be born.

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I thought it was only 150

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Ohhhh I like this! Could be. Neat-o!!!! :)

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