Humpty Dumpty

Apr 3, 2026 6:26 PM

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Modern problems require iron age solutions
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There's no reason to call me out like this

This outfit brings out the keyboard warrior in me

Why women have more close friendships than men

Not kink shaming.. unless.. being shamed is your kink.

I have a visceral response to this every time I watch it.

#11 That is just about the only person from School of Rock that you want to check up on for their current whereabouts.

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#13 naw that hurts

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that'd be a great ending to the presidency

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#1 gen z? Duck face was millenial epidemic

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yes, but they weren't as hooked on making kit perfect to need of a device.

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For real

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And continues to this day. Making posts about it was a boomer epidemic, but now that torch has been passed too.

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Facebook/myspace and affordable digital cameras/camera phones created the monster that will follow many generations to come I think

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#5 Lady Gaga ‘wishes’ their fashion statements were this good.

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Good dump. Very strong finish

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#13 I can think of a fucktillion memes that predate Bad Luck Brian.

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You have no chance to survive, make your time.

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I put all my old socks into a tub in the garage for cleaning things after I get my new Xmas socks. Baseboards is just one job they can do!

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#3

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Dump sounds about right

#1 did Zoomies rediscover duckface or something?

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I think gen z is more tongue out for pictures but that's more complicated to do via metal bar supports than duckface.. not to say it's not possible though

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Maybe it's all the lip injections

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#8 Oh look. ANOTHER idiot running her mouth about things she never bothered to learn anything about.

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Her butt?

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Right you are, Muppet. If she paid ANY attention in school, she'd have learned that it's pretty much genetics that determine how big/small/weirdly shaped their body parts are.

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You definitely missed her point there, lol.

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#7 was I supposed to be using separate arms for yaoi and yuri?

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Alarms start blaring as a voice come on the intercom, "There as been cross contamination between the yaoi and yuri! Please exist the build in an orderly fashion!" but it's too late, everyone in the building is already gooning zombies.

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Wait which arm do I use for goon to futas banging femboys?

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Both?

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Who is the little spoon?

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#2 this bothers me so much

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Because you didn't think of it earlier on your own?

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I love wearing wet socks, it's so soothing and cool

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I feel like I need to tag @ShaggyRootsAgain for #2

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I’m doing that fucking sock thing yo. Base trim needs a cleaning

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Right? I hate it on principle but fuck does it look a hell of a lot easier than shuffling around on my knees

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Swiffer, mop, floor brush...there's other options to not have to crawl around instead of wearing wet socks. Hell, I had an old Swiffer we got from Goodwill, and I would just wrap paper towels around the head for cleaning the baseboards, instead of spending money on the disposable pads. Now we have one of those sponge head mops, and that works great without even wasting paper towels.

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Dollar store sponge mop?

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Put on some old shoes first. Put damp old sock over that. Feet don't get wet, no danger of getting toe splinter.

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Wet socks though....it's a good idea..but wet socks...

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incredible tension between being a clean baseboard enjoyer and a wet sock not enjoyer

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Wet glove?

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i mean......just use a sponge/rag?

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Downvote bait. /s

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Or even a rag on a stick

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I moved into a new apartment two days ago, and I've just this very moment realised I have no baseboards. Not sure how I feel about it

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I don’t believe you. Photos of your non baseboards, please.

Also? After my bedroom got new flooring installed, I used clear caulking to seal it all up to prevent bugs from getting inside. You definitely want to do that too.

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Oh, I need more then caulking, this building ooooold

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You should feel deep shame. I'm glad you came to us for guidance.

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*Judgement

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I have confidence in the abilities of this community; I'm comfortable coming here for both guidance and judgement.

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