May 29, 2020 6:39 AM
isabellaliz116
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Whales....
neodare
It's a feud that started over 100 years ago between the Humpbacks and Orcas. The Orcas supposedly stole one of the Humpbacks hogs in 1878
CrizzyX
Because they are smarter then people who kill each other, other species, and the planet we live on. All for greed and power
Baroonz
They probably want to make into the good place, wait shit
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Because Orcas aren’t whales, they are porpoises. Also, the word orca means whale killer. As in orcas do actively hunt/stalk/kill most whales
downvotemebish
I've come to the conclusion that humpbacks are racists.
supermario182
Trolls of the sea
scirocco1985
Because that's what heros do. Do good and don't even ask for fake internet points
SputterSpark
Orcas eat baby humpback whales, they can't do that if they are dead from starvation
BestUserNameInTheHistoryOfUserNames
Saw a baby humpback washed up on the shore. Killer whale only ate the eyes and the tongue. They are jerks.
DotcoreJetkill
The ancient blood-feud must continue!
alwaysupvotefuturama
Maybe humpbacks are full of love, maybe they are full of spite.
pbandjlover4ever
They're against the Cabal
thebearislooking
It's a battle of rich history from long ago
wildeme
Everybody hates a bully.
KingMercenary
Orcas are fucking dicks
plasteredpenguins
This adds truth to finding nemo
victoraurel77
one way to decrease the numbers of praditors is to kill them by hunger , way to go whales
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
I've always loved humpback whales since the day I did a "book report" in them in first grade. Such nice, peaceful, and curious creatures.
thebigjuice
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Mokelzwerg
I think they fucking hate Orcas (if they’re able to hate). They are the only predators (except humans) who can hurt them or hunt their young
Canis138
Yeah they're probably smart enough to specifically spite Orcas
bigsteve31sk8
Do the humpbacks have sex with the rescued animals later back at their apartment?
schoenertaktak
because orcas are assholes
Bigemedic
Maybe the Orcas were being dicks (shrugs)
Soggybathroomsock
QI once told me that Killer Whale is a mistranslation from Spanish and that in Spanish they're called Whale Killer(s). Can anyone confirm?
jemappelletosca
Interesting
Quite
yifin
Whale killers was the original wording but that got flipped around.
TimeFoDat
The last part is such BS. Of course no source is provided but anyone who took HS biology should know why this benefits them.
Orcas are predators; they compete for resources and they prey on young whales. Why wouldn't animals develop hostile instincts towards them?
This is like saying, "Elephants like to kick Lion's asses but nobody can figure out why!" get fucking real.
ialwayswantedthat
I was going to call bs on you. My bad. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/what-humpback-whales-teach-us-compassion-180964545/
Like seriously, have these guys not had any classes on natural selection or read books by Richard Dawkins? Altruism is a man-made fantasy.
Just because an opinion is in a respected publication doesn't instantly validate it. I read it, I'm incredulous, what are they thinking?
I’m not necessarily claiming “altruism,” but the behavior has been observed.
Ornado
Used to live in the country side of MN and our cats were stupidly amazing hunters. We had teachers/neighbors that would BORROW our cats...
to clear out mice/rodents and the cats would leave the bodies on their decks in little lines. All self taught behaviour. Very primp/proper..
When we moved to a city we still let them outside (got the collars/chips) and cleared out the local bird population for like 6 blocks...
Seagulls/pigeons/crows w/e. We put them on our GF's farm where they protect chickens (they havent killed one yet?) and clear out barn mice.
My aunt lets them into her house (first time ever she let cats in her house) and she loves them. Amazing cats, love me to death.
thesameasyours
Humpback whales would wear a mask when shopping for food
DVSBSTrD
They even enforce social distancing on krill.
Aliubi
And return the cart
Gofdunk
Actually they would be hats, not masks. Blowholes are on the top of their heads.
Orcas would eat a burger after pumping gas.
During a party in their backyard right before going to church
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
They can also talk space cylinders out of destroying earth and can survive time travel
TheDreadLordOfDownvotes
It is known
reddrummer93
But cant survive a fall from the stratosphere.
Mythmatic
"The Magicians" has a version of this as well
mrB3ND3R
Turbolibros
blainetog
That's my favorite Star Trek movie, no joke, I don't care that's it's kinda corny. It's so much fun!
TooDoggoneFunny
My favourite moment is when Spock neck pinches the punk with the obnoxiously loud music.
It had a lotta good moments in it, plus you can tell they had fun making it, which always makes it better
neodare
It's a feud that started over 100 years ago between the Humpbacks and Orcas. The Orcas supposedly stole one of the Humpbacks hogs in 1878
CrizzyX
Because they are smarter then people who kill each other, other species, and the planet we live on. All for greed and power
Baroonz
They probably want to make into the good place, wait shit
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Because Orcas aren’t whales, they are porpoises. Also, the word orca means whale killer. As in orcas do actively hunt/stalk/kill most whales
downvotemebish
I've come to the conclusion that humpbacks are racists.
supermario182
Trolls of the sea
scirocco1985
Because that's what heros do. Do good and don't even ask for fake internet points
SputterSpark
Orcas eat baby humpback whales, they can't do that if they are dead from starvation
BestUserNameInTheHistoryOfUserNames
Saw a baby humpback washed up on the shore. Killer whale only ate the eyes and the tongue. They are jerks.
DotcoreJetkill
The ancient blood-feud must continue!
alwaysupvotefuturama
Maybe humpbacks are full of love, maybe they are full of spite.
pbandjlover4ever
They're against the Cabal
thebearislooking
It's a battle of rich history from long ago
wildeme
Everybody hates a bully.
KingMercenary
Orcas are fucking dicks
plasteredpenguins
This adds truth to finding nemo
victoraurel77
one way to decrease the numbers of praditors is to kill them by hunger , way to go whales
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
I've always loved humpback whales since the day I did a "book report" in them in first grade. Such nice, peaceful, and curious creatures.
thebigjuice
Mokelzwerg
I think they fucking hate Orcas (if they’re able to hate). They are the only predators (except humans) who can hurt them or hunt their young
Canis138
Yeah they're probably smart enough to specifically spite Orcas
bigsteve31sk8
Do the humpbacks have sex with the rescued animals later back at their apartment?
schoenertaktak
because orcas are assholes
Bigemedic
Maybe the Orcas were being dicks (shrugs)
Soggybathroomsock
QI once told me that Killer Whale is a mistranslation from Spanish and that in Spanish they're called Whale Killer(s). Can anyone confirm?
jemappelletosca
Interesting
Soggybathroomsock
Quite
yifin
Whale killers was the original wording but that got flipped around.
TimeFoDat
The last part is such BS. Of course no source is provided but anyone who took HS biology should know why this benefits them.
TimeFoDat
Orcas are predators; they compete for resources and they prey on young whales. Why wouldn't animals develop hostile instincts towards them?
TimeFoDat
This is like saying, "Elephants like to kick Lion's asses but nobody can figure out why!" get fucking real.
ialwayswantedthat
I was going to call bs on you. My bad. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/what-humpback-whales-teach-us-compassion-180964545/
TimeFoDat
Like seriously, have these guys not had any classes on natural selection or read books by Richard Dawkins? Altruism is a man-made fantasy.
TimeFoDat
Just because an opinion is in a respected publication doesn't instantly validate it. I read it, I'm incredulous, what are they thinking?
ialwayswantedthat
I’m not necessarily claiming “altruism,” but the behavior has been observed.
Ornado
Used to live in the country side of MN and our cats were stupidly amazing hunters. We had teachers/neighbors that would BORROW our cats...
Ornado
to clear out mice/rodents and the cats would leave the bodies on their decks in little lines. All self taught behaviour. Very primp/proper..
Ornado
When we moved to a city we still let them outside (got the collars/chips) and cleared out the local bird population for like 6 blocks...
Ornado
Seagulls/pigeons/crows w/e. We put them on our GF's farm where they protect chickens (they havent killed one yet?) and clear out barn mice.
Ornado
My aunt lets them into her house (first time ever she let cats in her house) and she loves them. Amazing cats, love me to death.
thesameasyours
Humpback whales would wear a mask when shopping for food
DVSBSTrD
They even enforce social distancing on krill.
Aliubi
And return the cart
Gofdunk
Actually they would be hats, not masks. Blowholes are on the top of their heads.
Canis138
Orcas would eat a burger after pumping gas.
thesameasyours
During a party in their backyard right before going to church
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
They can also talk space cylinders out of destroying earth and can survive time travel
TheDreadLordOfDownvotes
It is known
reddrummer93
But cant survive a fall from the stratosphere.
Mythmatic
"The Magicians" has a version of this as well
mrB3ND3R
Turbolibros
blainetog
That's my favorite Star Trek movie, no joke, I don't care that's it's kinda corny. It's so much fun!
TooDoggoneFunny
My favourite moment is when Spock neck pinches the punk with the obnoxiously loud music.
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
It had a lotta good moments in it, plus you can tell they had fun making it, which always makes it better