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As most of you know, there's a very famous dog on Imgur called Phil, with his owner claiming to me @sssneakysnek. He is now a Glorious rank, with over 200,000 up votes. Turns out, he's just a reposting twat who steals photos from @lifewithmarmalutes. Get and upvote the REAL phil instead of a phoney content-stealing bastard.
Rant over.
TommyWa
Wow, they're going down at about 500 fake points per minute.
AnOldJudge
My loyalties remain with Moon Moon.
cyberpunkjinx
God damnit moon moon
zombiebatman
Nothing mobilizes the imgur horde like stealing upvotes. I predict sneakysnek will be down to zero in a week.
cyberpunkjinx
A week? At this rate I'll say befor the new year. He's 220,000 down from 280,000
WelcomeToThePartyPal
I know exactly what to do:
cyberpunkjinx
Yes. Exactly
wunderlaempchen
I took the time to downvote every post sssneakysnek ever put on imgur.
endlessnumbereddays
As did I.
cyberpunkjinx
Commited
iamnotsecretlyadog
I did posts and comments because fuck that guy
Gregatron93
Have never went out of my way to downvote someone, but I felt the need with such a cute dog being 'stolen'
EqyliQ
Let the downvotes flow
cyberpunkjinx
A mighty Red Sea
ayyyylom
Coko4
@lifewithmalamutes is the account, https://www.instagram.com/p/BOevq_NjE-A/ is the post confirming this. @nopantstank makes a good point tho
uiop098
who fucking cares -@nopantstank
LadyBumps
Someone get the pitchforks! How dare someone tell lies to get our fake internet points!
iWasToldThereWouldBe
The Horror!
Falknot
WhiteKnight124
I down voted the shit out of him! No one steals Phil! Riot!
WastedSkater
Yes but what do you expect when all they do is spend all their time on here, the real person didn't seem to mind at all.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
People lost their mind when lassann did shit for fake internet points *shrug*
Phinea
Are we mobbing now?? I've got torches in the closet!!
MagnusTheRedCyclops
And I still have the pitchforks from the last mob.
MrParallax
It's started, their comments are plummeting faster that the stock market in 1930
myhappyanonplace
Reposting of memes doesn't really bother me but for some reasons ppl claiming pets as theirs really gets my nerves going
HomelingRazor
Man I usually don't care, but -
ocdmn
From 200k+ to 20k+ points in a day, with quite several comments sitting at -2k+... Imgurians really works fast!!!
BenSnow97
It's now at -50k, below NDelRey
Paulysium
-63k now
HomelingRazor
I've been watching g that profile all day. It's really funny how fast things can happen when imgurians gets pissed off.
Sxyn
I read about this on the original owners Instagram. For months sssneakysnek has being doing this. How sad.
metaldragon92
DrBadonkadonk
What a strange cunt.
Dassenator
lazerbream
Thanks for this
Fuckery
It's actually pretty interesting to keep refreshing his profile and watch his notoriety fall like 10 points a second
aBowlOfRamenEveryday
Will the real Phil PLEASE STAND UP
DJacamo
We should just downvote all their photos
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
Don't give a shit.
Umsies
If you go to @sssneakysnek page and keep refreshing it, his point go down in a glorious fire of down votes
Ki3r4nn
Ive just tried this and he gains about 10 pts per reload (5-6 seconds)
cyberpunkjinx
The comments section is great. Slowly but surely we are taking down the imposter
jarjarbinksisthesithlord
Thank you for the incredibly petty, yet satisfying, time wasting activity.
Umsies
You're on imgur. You're very welcome.
DarkNinja2462
DONTsendtits
I have a feeling this is going to be as bad as the hula hoop incident.
cyberpunkjinx
Yup
Br0doSwaggins
@sssneakysnek has already lost over 40,000 points today.
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
It's -58.000 something now
bobaliny2
I'm all for mass down voting to take back all his points, but the other nasty shit that Imgur does like death threats disgusts me
endlessnumbereddays
Agreed. Just downvote and move on.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
What the hell is a marmalute? It's @lifewithmalamutes
cyberpunkjinx
I know I can't edit it
paulpounder
Phil Phil Phil Phil
cyberpunkjinx
PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL
OhForFuckSakeReally
I think I'll get extra cheese on my pizza
cyberpunkjinx
Good idea
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
Plot twist @sssneakysnek IS Phil.
hockeyham
Finkel *is* Einhorn...
SneakEFoxxe
That would not be surprising, given that this meme is supposed to be shitty advice mallard if I am not mistaken.
DarkNinja2462
Actually this is good advice but hardcore. The red one is shitty
Denvercoder09
*inception horn*
padmepatel
I registered to say that I actually know her, her name is Zahradinee S, and it's not the first time she's done something like this.
PaintedSlate
Sounds like something a sssneakysnek would do...
becibeci
Krzyf
&atlifewithmarmalutes no longer exists...
auyn
@lifewithmalamutes
youngoldlazyhag
@lifewithmalamutes is the correct username.
Krzyf
Thank u! Well that makes more sense now!
RichardDeanAnderson
Do what we do
cyberpunkjinx
What Imgur does best. Downvoting them into oblivion
commentsbadcomments
Well he does call himself sneaky and a snake so...
cyberpunkjinx
Holy shit apparently I'm in most viral uhh what do I do what do I do
Philldoe
You send nudes.
cyberpunkjinx
Nah don't fancy breaking the law
Roadkillonthetrunck
I think you should put the correct account To the fp edit so ppl can upvote real Phil owner
cyberpunkjinx
I can't edit it I'm on mobile
CaptRawesome
Relax. Deep breath, be chill. Enjoy the ride and reply to some comments. Welcome!
cyberpunkjinx
I've never been this popular before
cyberpunkjinx
Thank very much
biglongandgirthyusername
At one point he mentions lifewithmalamutes being his instagram, now im questioning your knowledge of this
biglongandgirthyusername
So lifewithmalamutes does actually mention sssneakysnek is stealing the pictures so it is true, just confirming in case anyone sees this
cyberpunkjinx
No, life with malamutes is not his instagram. He says it's his. They recently posted that they 'just joined imgur' and that their Imgur 1/2
cyberpunkjinx
2/2 username is @lifewithmalamutes, and they even said themselves that @sssneakysnek had been reposting them.
biglongandgirthyusername
Linking someone to the original content maker is a sure way to get caught he is either stupid or doesnt care
randomsonglyric
Damn you must have no life
cyberpunkjinx
No I'm just trying to ignore my family because theyre arguing
ocdmn
Fair enough
pbdubz9934
Problem is that one of lifewithmalamutes favourites is a sssneakysnek post and didn't say anything about the issue so...
cyberpunkjinx
On their instagram account they've posted about it
nopantstank
who fucking cares
laestrella
I honestly dont
kingj07
The Guardians, of course. Here we are, on the front page.
IDoNotContribute
Theonlynameicouldreallycomeupwith
Someone besides you?
SassyVader
I don't, but.... AS the owner, I'd be pissed.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
People who don't have better things to do than to rant on the internet.
SuperAssClench
Lots of people who feel cheated. It's one thing to repost, it's another to put on an act claiming to be the owners.
uiop098
+1 for making me laugh
KamikazeComet
I mean people who genuinely like to hear about people's lives, care about the imgur community as a whole and are tired of point whores.
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SmartererThanYou
Or you post things to show people :| this is an image board.
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SmartererThanYou
Then you're a comment whore not a point whore :D