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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6rc28u/a_friends_son_got_1_from_the_tooth_fairy_a_couple/
Aug 3, 2017 2:45 PM
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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6rc28u/a_friends_son_got_1_from_the_tooth_fairy_a_couple/
Bojovnik84
"Mom, I'm sick of your shit."
Redfisher
I like this. Kid prolly didn't know what the hell was going on, but I enjoyed the read.
jhaney37
Plaques...
Mephane
ctotheg2
FaceBook bullshit via Reddit. Thanks Grandma
clydeman420
Wow the tooth fairy is cheap in your area. My youngest recieved no less than $5/tooth. She wrote and asked for $30. TF didn't write back tho
BoozeHound001
$5? Inflation hit hard. When I was a kid I got a nickle. I asked for a quarter and my dad knocked out 5 teeth told me there's your quarter.
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
i was expecting jumper cables in that story.
ErinFromTheOffice
Missed out a good "King Dedede" pun.
AdolfEngels
Enterprise bargaining at play, kids.
PoopFrosting
lotta red tape in the industry, kid. gotta learn some day.
Mrchazzymoto
Thanks @PoopFrosting
blackoutdigital
I just got off the phone with Comcast and this is already giving me war flashbacks
tehPhreakmang
Parenting: you've got your game face on
gaggingforit
Appeal the decision.
PaintedLady5519
I got a dollar and was happy about it. It was the 80s, a simpler time.
Brucecori2
I got $5 when the dentist yanked out one of my baby teeth while removing my braces. Still had the bracket on it and everything. Trauma.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Photo of Dee Kay from the DDD HR portal: http://imgur.com/PISWztk
downtime123
Omg! LOL. Perfect. LMAO!! Thank you.
GearWars
abeigor
No, that's NK, this is from DK.
JesusEnoughAlready
Cary Gums? Gary Cums?
theshadowslight24
Props to the parents. Way to keep the childhood wonder strong.
2xlepergnome4lyfe
TFW when you realize you're living in a Kafka novel
SeverKatie
So he went from receiving 1 dollar to receiving 1 dollar?
Chinwekewa
That's a 100% raise right there. The tooth fairy cares
Whoamioooooo
It says increased by 1 dollar. Are you dense?
SeverKatie
Not dense, thanks, just tired and apparently didn't carefully read it.
Whoamioooooo
Fair enough
VerdantApollo
Preparing them for the lifelong disappointment and despair of navigating bureacracy; you gotta start early!
skyspirit
Now hes going to eat a ton of candy & drink mountain dew to rot his teeth if the tooth fairy wont pay up he'll break the whole system down.
2Dank4Memes
What a rebel
Muttmutt
TinySupreme
Fucking stop with the acronyms.
sabotender
For reals, this is the part that made the letter shit.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Last picture "I can't fucking read"
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
TeddyMFRoosevelt
dddsfv
Reminds me of this: https://i.imgflip.com/cl4ii.jpg
AkLonewolf
Reminds me of when I read heresy. http://imgur.com/9m9sHiQ
NballardPDX
AkLonewolf
Put a phone in his hands and its a perfect response to a penis pic.
NballardPDX
BahamutBBob
Who the fuck prints a letter in landscape? I think Dee Kay should be fired for being unprofessional.
Eloquentelephant565
The fairies use different formatting, duhh lol
JohnnyCashedOut
It's the cropping dumb dumb
dddsfv
I have no idea. Very bizarre decision
ASlowKiss
I think it's the photo that's in landscape. The letter is cut off at the top and bottom.
Ferlin7
Yes. It's also angled weird.
HazyWasabi
Look at the pics of the kid. He's holding the letter in landscape orientation.
Ferlin7
Nope. He's really not.
HazyWasabi
And you can tell he's holding it the right way from the 2nd photo by comparing the indented lines
ASlowKiss
Right you are. I stand corrected.
dddsfv
BTW, "Dee Kay" is supposed to mean decay. When I first read it, I thought it meant Donkey Kong
AtlasUnbound
Bojovnik84
Drift King.
Varenvel
What? Donkey dong?
CosmicBrownie95
Awww I thought it was the drift king
michonnedisapproves
I was like who df is Delia
iwanttobebobdylan
A car in my hometown had a license plate that read "IH8DK". I didn't learn until my 20s that he was a dentist and not a lesbian.
tarataqa
I hate Donkey Kong?
AlanRodriguezSz
Don't forget S. Cary Gums = Scary Gums
icantsleepsoiImgur
Well duh!
brinormous
EdgarAllanPoePoe
I'm hoping you were referencing Tokyo Drift. I've been laughing so damn hard the past 10 minutes at this clever ass post.
carpebass
I saw triple Ds (director of ddd) and wondered if it was a hidden dad joke
ShlongaDonga
He's the leader of the bunch
notme222
We all got that instantly, and now we think you're a little dense. :) But that's OK. Still a cute story.
dddsfv
Not everyone does. So I'm posting it just to be on the safe side
Knillis
I'm not a native speaker, thanks.
dddsfv
You're welcome
Knillis
*blushes* you're welcome too
VerdantApollo
He's the first member of the DK crew
Spixor
But he's the leader of the bunch. You know him well!
Mtchllwng
He's finally back, to kick some tail!
SnailAlmighty
His coconut gun can fire in spurts!
NewToTheEnterwbs
Dankey Kang?
hibsta
Yay, I'm not alone. I was confused what Donkey Kong has to do with treth
tarataqa
I'm confused; what are treth?
niggakawaii
Dankey Kang
Fl0zilla
came looking for this, thank you
MollyNapQueen
My first thought too :)