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byronwilliams4010
#23 Cooked onions? Awesome.Makes everything better. Raw onions? You better cook those fuckin' onions unless you're ready to fight me.p
bhobby1212
#9 Cheech Marin has that same tattoo, their his Flamin Cheech toes.
dghughes
#12 Last Saturday I was at a local casino for a big event and every single urinal had Zyn packets in it. The perfect spot for them, it's where they originate from anyway.
Omicron416
#11 I also choose this guy's bread wife.
TheDraven12
#11
GumbiMunch
#5 Australians don't breed. We mate.
Dannyalcatraz
#5 Floridemus? Florida Huntsman Spiders?
Chrisantemus
#11 I need to try this with mine
joshdlc8888
#3 but why..... why is it so.....smol....
Somnophobe
Most frogs do external fertilization. I don’t imagine that the process requires a girthy member.
rhitard
It's not easy being green.
westellar
Apparently the guy in #1 suffered a broken rib. ... You read that right, a broken rib. Not jaw, face. Rib.
neithermenoryou
I guess the thing hit his chest first with the big end and then just rotated up and smacked him in the face with the handle?
psstuphere
I had no idea how hard it was being green
OtisTDrunk
#4
MungChomper69420
#3
zeusfdelta
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Deadpool854
#3 hah, he has a little green ween
2old4
Wait...that's considered little??? OMG. Nevermind. I'll be leaving now.
anyamountofcheesebro
lol, my first thought was, "what's trumps dick doing there?"
WindowStreetJournal
#12 the broccolis are the current trend for douchebags.
EvPointMaster
#12 I have no idea what half of that means.
mikeatike
A lot of AI slop in this dump.
dmcnama5
#5 hang on, Florida men are idiots. Of course they wouldn’t last half a minute and lose.
rhitard
#5 I love that the creatures of Australia are the good guys in this scenario
lasergunpewpewpew
Anything or anyone are the good guys when they are against Floridaman.
ricpaul
#23 Like that time I made chocolate milk from Nesquick powder and milk and thought the crunchy part was an undesolved lump of powder for a second before realising it didn't have the correct texture to be powder... That's logical as a fly has a totally different texture.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
#25 is the type of silliness that I love in life.
JaDaSa42
#9 Flamin Hot Chee-toes
SpiderTrike2000
#20 I always thought he said " like an Alabahma tit" IDK maybe something to do with inbred stuff..
ThoseRulesArentReal
#1 Can we just talk about how no one in that family is surviving. Dad is actually opening up his body and exposing soft tissue to get hit. He’s sheilding his daughter’s head from the wrong angle and Grandma has her ears protected but nothing else
ThoseRulesArentReal
…and Grandpa who actually does get hit doesn’t even have his hands up
Lizzzardwizard
#9 flamin hot cheetoes
BlueMoonTyphoon
I understand now what everyone felt when they downvoted Fartharder into Imgur fame for 'Edward Macaroni Fork'.
Murdercorpse
Flamin hot feetoes
yourlostcarkey
Bryan Freey??
Schmeggegge
Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music
OtisTDrunk
#3 /gallery/kermit-fart-lpm1nbg
reactiveamoeba
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#11
ILikeFood2000
“Jack, butter me like one of your French rolls.”
MrGrundy
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redpilljunkie
This couple had an idea and made the toast of it.
Skawomplious
They must be in Alabama, because she's clearly in bread.
trickflo
I'm not sure if "industry costumer" is a sex thing or a career path.