Shoot Her !

Feb 8, 2018 8:55 PM

It's true, my mom, an electrical engineer, calls everything a computer XD technically right but still

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else raise an eyebrow at the rubber gloves and apron? Like to depict "Mom" you gotta imply she was just washing dishes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You spelled "intendo" wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This only applies to some moms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not just shoot one of them in the foot? If that one bleeds, then shoot the other in the head. . .

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This only applies to some moms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red X!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, kill them both, because both of them are just going to endlessly berate you for playing it at all, as well as every other thing in life.

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Oooh. Somebody had to tidy their room today.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not just throw a good amount of water on them see which one malfunctions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fact he was that accurate makes me think he's a robot to...

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"Just pause the game!" Is another favorite.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a generation of mom's coming up that know the difference between a GameBoy, Gamecube, and DS. who feels old

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foolproof

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Skyrim?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, really...

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Most parents at this point are the people who owned 360s. Now I feel ancient. AND SO ALONE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That kid has really good aim tho.

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I wanna see a darker version where the kid prefers the one with the correct terminology.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asked for a 3DS as a graduation present. My mom was confused... "It's the new gameboy" "Oh ok!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mum only bought me DS Lite purely because it wasn't called "Game Boy".....and it's PINK!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom plays games like Stardew Valley like a pro.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow u had the green nintendo as a kid? Pft the blue nintendo was better

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Get Smart had an EP where Max shot his evil fake boss because he was left handed, kills bad guy & his finds real boss is also left handed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it. It IS an Xbox 360. Oh, A real mom would not realize it what it really is?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cuz for millennials, their moms would say "stop playing nintendo", no matter what video game or console the kid would play.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm 35 and I call every console Nintendo, or "tendo" for short. And all my inventories are called "Mog house" XD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Not just you're forgetting a generation before them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would work with my wife too. She's the type who gets upset when I can't pause online games too lol

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That's sad bro

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Or cutscenes.

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A lot can be paused nowadays. Its pretty great. Scary figuring out which ones can and can't though.

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Sucks when you go to pause and just skip..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my mom knows nintendo, Xbox, and PlayStation. maybe not so much which version

8 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

Shoot her!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

This sounds like people talking about what tricks their dogs know

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Sorry man, you’re Mom’s a robot

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

*your

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only a synth would know that

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Does she leave the cap off the toothpaste?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everytime I see this it bothers me how the robot says "Stop playing XBOX 360 now!" as if ANYONE refers to it like that and not just "Xbox" -

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- but maybe that's the point, what with her being a robot.

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An oldie but a goodie.

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Oldy buddy goody!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Come on, mate: she's not that old.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am consoled every time I see it.

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I don't get it

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Why does one explode after saying xbox360?

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My parents used to call every video game system "Nintendo"

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stop playing the aTokenOfMyExtreme Go to your room nintendo wait I think I got that wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Well, I never had a video game system, so it was a bit harder for me to understand this joke.

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