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In case you needed to know
Keep all your remotes together
Why just cover your head when you can cover your whole body
No one will ever know!
Finally, the ability to take a 360 degree photo
The new Apple iDrop
For when it's going to rain but you've also got a super important meeting
Back scratcher coordinator
For a bit of privacy
A baggy with fake mood spots so no one steals your sandwich
Sometimes putting a hand up to your forehead is just too much effort
Cover up those embarrassing anuses
Maybe it's maybelline
Noodle fan
Umbrellas for shoes
Butter stick
Child labour
For picking up a centimetre of dirt
I don't even know what this is supposed to do
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No more rummaging for tissues in your bag!
sungrumble
How can you show the handerpants but not the undercap?!?
Imadudeplayingadudedisguisedasanotherdude
creatineshits
Is Carrot Top Japanese?
MASB
Shoembrellas
FatCatTax
Maybe it's Maybelline; maybe it puts the lotion on its skin..
TheStaffmaster
the frilly thing around the girl's face is to keep hair out of her noodles.
dgtalchal
HANDERPANTS For your sweaty hands!
Samcraig
I have a book of these, it's hilarious!
bieberfevershouldbelikeablackplague
#4 my dad has multiple of these hats in a wide variety of colors...
SgtMichaelCross
Lost it at, "child labour."
branamic000
Danger Dolan!! I haven't watched in a while did Shima ever come back?
ittybittyfeets
None of these are pointless inventions.
Yinyang107
Except the handerpants.
ColdSnap56
The sandwich bag one is actually quite clever
valiumkitty
Actually Adlers book is about reading critically and is a useful read if you pursue philosophy. He also wrote a book called how to speak and
valiumkitty
How to listen. I own them both.
ArabianSandstorm
+1 for danger dolan
kahlzun
I can see uses for some of these.
Vladimirtod1
Now wear all the wearables at once. You are now the ultimate lifeform.
ASentientLlama
Butter stick actually sounds useful. I hate the effort it takes to put butter on bread
HelpfulCorn
5/7 would buy
DrunkenDumpling
My words man
svenmack
True story... when me and my friends were younger we also came up with the butter stick idea, but then realised the japanese already did it.
brb4ever
rustysamuri
#19 is some sort of special ramen eating face decoration
cousteau
No but seriously, I want "battleship coordinates" to become a thing, so I can say "what's that thing at C6 on that pic?" and people get it.
cousteau
(the main problem being to reach a consensus on which direction should be letters and which numbers)
BadassMotherFracker
I just really like the word handerpants.
CapnJackSparrow
I own a pair, gag gift. Actually somewhat comfortable
Nineteenletterslong
You there! Computer man, fix my handerpants!
StarfighterKarateBastard
I think I remember you doing #2 at 4am one night round your place!
SLUTWATCH
Bought handerpants for my grandpa a couple years back. Classic
PeachyPanic
That pink face frill thing is supposed to keep her hair from falling into the ramen.
FlightyBr0ad
The lipstick one actually seems like it would be helpful.
JockstrapJones
"How to read a book" is about how to be a GOOD analytical reader, and talks about being WELL read vs. being widely read. It's a great 1/2
JockstrapJones
read for anyone looking to be a better reader and covers both expository and fictional books.
havetochangemyname
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Cloud10000
That's pretty interesting actually, cheers!
NotWhatYouPlanted
The one you don't understand is likely for keeping hair out of your soup.
imnotthatblonde
would actually find that kinda useful at times....
GhengisDon
i believe that it's a repurposing of a thing for kids to keep shampoo from their eyes as parents wash their hair. normally worn like a hat.
MadameLestrange
Or keeping the soup out of your hair.
cardboardwhales
I think it was originally one of those eye protectors for babies when you wash their head
Cloud10000
I souppose that seems like a reasonable estimation of its function
beaubrent
I thought it was a splash guard
Neptunethedon
I own a book which has all these chindogu in it and it says it's a hair protector.
pseudorelatedfactoid
Please share the other pages of this book with us!