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Stolen mememememes and a cat tax
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MadamPuddifoot
#18 sorry but if you got a crown of femurs on your head, you got a BIGASS head.
Alaaraaf
#11 This is me sometimes. I hoped you'd be excited too. But, thank you for listening even if you're not.
barfpony
That piss drawer one is eternally cursed
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
My bro had a piss backpack. What is cursed is the smell.
ProfessorMatt
#9
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
I came to the comments hoping for this. Was not disappointed. +1
Rannon
#11 I'll be honest, if it looks like I'm mansplaining, this is probably more along the lines of what I actually mean.
Rannon
Or, I think/know that you know more about the topic than I do(I know smart peeps) and the sentence will probably end with: is that correct?
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
#1
eaglejdc
Alomega
#13 i have been stabbed 43 times upon seeing this.
asmodei
#8 I'm big. It's the pitchers that got small
cardinal29
#10 Doing errands and laundry and shit on a Monday, when things are empty has always been nice
AJMansfield
#2 no, xylophobia would be a fear of *wood*.
xizar
#11 I would gladly explain dinosaurs to girls if it would result in being called "cutie".
Patxinco
I want #7 to happen, i was happier without internet. Seems like we're getting dumber everyday...
Marcolorn
I disagree; it's just that before the internet, you didn't know how many dumb people there were in the world.
Patxinco
I know there's been dumb people anytime, but the amount of "influencers" that create more dumbasses is rising dangerously. IMHO of course.
40185
#6 this is why my parents, the only other knowers, committed suicide by 6 gunshot wounds each
LateNightBunnyParty
#5 My husband forgets to un-ball his socks and empty his pockets when he does laundry, and I hate it.
somethingwittyandoriginal
#13 awesome glass armour boots, just need greaves, chest, gloves and helmet for the full set.
HaniiPuppy
Xylophobia would be the fear of wood. Xylophone is wood + sound.
perturbedghost
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JJycTdwuJ8k/mqdefault.jpg very scary
darewreckk
Ngl, I had to look this up. Very good. ?
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Mmmm xylem.
Ayecantread
Xylophonophobia is fun to say.
darewreckk
You must be a blast at parties ?
Username62611
They can come to my parties any time. They can be on my team when we play Articulate.
LateNightBunnyParty
I would for sure have a blast with someone full of random interesting tidbits of information.
slotheroll
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
The cream rises to the top!
DonaldFuck
#14 How do you huff a liquid?
Dahliaisahedgehog
Some liquids are volatile aka they evaporate easily
SpikedSynapse
its called Gas duh
Ghlargh
If the liquid easily evaporates you just put it in a bag and breathe into the bag.
TI99Kitty
Anyway, it looks more like she's about to pump it straight into her mouth. That's just drinking.
nojustsayitdont
LadyCorwin
#13 not sure why anyone likes this, I don't want my legs stabbed many times for the gall of wearing these shoes.
swiggityswootypointandshooty
#31
jlist
Quality dump @op!
WalksTheSky
#33 I’m using it right now. Self-isolating for the win!
Chickenbuttholeremover
#22 oh the wheels in the doors keep on turning, don't know where I'll be tomorrow
kabummBaron
#21 I haven't had covid yet and I don't have friends so that checks out
ProfessorMatt
Bortthog
Not to mention the sheer amount of wheels in the engine that has no doors
crapolacoaster
Buildings have a lot of doors and no wheels.
ProfessorMatt
What about mobile homes?
Ghlargh
Unless it has office chairs, then there are probably 5 or more wheels per office.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
bhobby1212
A person holding a large green monster with a peach colored hoodie with the hood up.
Rarakadoh
Ai taking photos now?
HarryHighpantss
ariochrn
“Be not afraid”
theperilpartnership
THEY LIVE
Dobster
It's the faces of the people when the transporter malfunctioned in Star Trek, The Motion Picture.
q2grapple
Another kitty
mieper3
You're better off not knowing, trust me. Just try and forget about it. Use alcohol if you have to. Trust me, FORGET ABOUT IT!
Drix1942
This. @AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO Don't acknowledge their presence!
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
*laughs in 6.7% beer*
icedteeea
Oh ya like one of those mirrors that magnifies your pores so you hate your face
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
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TheFoodBaby
Looks like a hotdog with legs taking the photo
OldMadDad
lol, I don't believe you. what the hell is the reflection of. burnt hotdogs with elephant legs?
StevieTheAussie
You ain’t fooling me. I know a Palantir when I see one.
CJAW
Wow, yeah, my pores look terrible in that thing.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Lol That’s the best description I’ve ever heard of one of those magnifying mirrors.
KStudios
So, basically just everything one loathes and fears, in one reflection then?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
My face? But huge and in great detail? Yes.
turdferguson74
The poster for Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120669/
grantCheeseQueen
It’s the same cat- right? Seeing between the legs (trees in background), and then the crease of the cat looking backward??
Gnomefaery
Turkey sandwich coin purse
FunWithUsernames
Definitely the Eye of Sauron
tattoogigolo
The Eye of Sauron that Weeps
PunchyFromCleveland
A blonde woman with bangs and sunglasses on?
fastlaserjockey
#22 That is fucking poppycock! It's gotta be more Doors, right?
KingXizor
Does a pulley or a roller count as a wheel? They are round and spin on a central axis. If so, it has to be wheels by a looooooooooooooooooot
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
If doors are just "vertical objects that humans pass through" then def wheels (there are so many small wheels). If LIDS are doors, well...
TheOncelor
“Hinged or sliding opening encased on all sides” gates are not doors, elevators and pocket doors are doors
TheOncelor
Barn doors are doors with wheels
UncleBuckFutter
Think about all the wheels that are inside machinery
buttonbutton
Wheels win. Cars, bikes, office chairs, toy cars, skates, legos, planes, skates, trains, wagons, strollers, and many more things.
Mistruths
The entire point of the question is what lengths you're willing to stretch the definition of "door" and "wheel"
Ghlargh
It's an internet poll, not a scientific study.
Richygrindcore
I know how many doors are in sky scrapers and office buildings!?
buttonbutton
How many wheels are on the office chairs in the skyscraper?
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
do the pulleys on their elevators count as wheels?
dreamstohack
How broad are we going with wheels though? I assume car, bike, chariot, etc. But what about hamster? Gameshow prize? Chore?
Goarath
Also, don't forget about toys. Hot Wheels make sooooooo many wheels
Scuzzellbutt
Toy car? Steering wheel? Cart? Wheelbarrow? Even some chairs have wheels. I'm going with wheel over door.
Ghlargh
How about doors. Are we counting the doors for cabinets, electrical boxes etc?
AmachiHitsugi
Yeah. Also, would gears count as wheels as well? What about all the other spinny wheel-like things in machines?
jethroismaxbaer5772
Is a window just a door that opens vertically? What about the doors of imagination?
Marcolorn
Also cheese.
RedLanternGrodd
Shopping carts, skateboards, bicycle, roller skates, mobile carts. It's really endless when you stop to really think it has to be wheels.
BurlapNutsack
Office buildings, high security locations, door stores, normal stores, banks - plus alot of the things with wheels have doors
Shoumpue
And many things with doors have wheels!
MeanWinchester
But then by contrast, think of the number of office blocks in the world, filled with doors. Lockers, cupboards, ADVENT CALENDARS!!
rohers
My small house has 45 doors when you count cupboard doors. It toys count then it's wheels for sure.
KileyBarker
Lego alone manufactures so many toy wheels it's absurd.
awetasticadventure
Was going to comment, wheels on toys would push Wheels into the victory circle pretty easily, where it belongs.
AbhainnFuil
But they also make a lot of doors.
LoftheDesert
Kyle Hill did a video about this. If you count biological wheels (microscopic), wheels win by a shitload.
JabesMcJabesface
But then you should count biological doors, such as the anus or even cell membranes have tons of them, transport proteins open like doors.
LoftheDesert
The video mentioned that these are more like opening rather than doors, but I am no expert, so I really couldn't say one or the other.
MeanWinchester
I'm not a biologist by any measure. In fact I got a U in biology at A level, so please educate me, but I'm struggling to think of any >
MeanWinchester
Biological wheels. Like sure, there's round things, but what actually acts as a wheel on a biological or microscopic level?
fastlaserjockey
If biological wheels count (stretch) then cellular vesicles count as doors. Back in the game.
TI99Kitty
#6 - A secret number you're not supposed to tell anyone that EVERYONE insists on using to identify you.
ImAFoxButNotReally
What the hell USA? In my country anyone's identity number is on the internet and there are no problems sharing it.
TI99Kitty
SSN is supposed to be JUST for Social Security. It was never intended to be used as identification for anything else. So naturally, your >
Gaelwyn
Is it though? We use it for taxes, health insurance, banking/credit/loans, etc.
TI99Kitty
Exactly. It was never intended for that.
TI99Kitty
entire life is tied to this single string of numbers which, if someone can connect them to your name, allows them to assume your identity.
ImAFoxButNotReally
That's a major flaw in the system.