ImReallyBadTakingSelfies
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Nov 8, 2016 1:52 AM
ImReallyBadTakingSelfies
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Zippla
Why buy the melon when you can get the juice for free? Because you cant-elope.
krisym07
How I feel not being able to stop watching this..
MysteriousLeigh
Goddamn I'm lonely...
MetalSkeletal
Moist.
Cm3kz0ut
My ex girlfriend was green around the edges too but not as slippery
ThoughtsAndBeers
asifyoudid
laner281
AsAliveAsARock
Put... put your dick in it
lmOIdGREEGG
IM SO CONFUSED
MolemanForPresident
I need an adult!
OldSaintDickolas
Where are the eggs!!
thisisagoldfish
Oh yea
SaucyDisses
DuffMaaaann
Brings a hole new meaning to food porn.
stripperboobs
I see what you did there...
PervertedTango
Found my new fetish. Now add the GIF from American pie when he touched the pie
TheDangerDoodle
I feel violated
MSGinSC
If you ever stick your finfers in a vagina, and it feels like that. Run, don'tt stick around cause it's about to get mean and ugly.
shtoups
Don't tell me how to feel with my finfers!
armyengguy
OddlyIrrelevantUsername
Put...put your dick in it.
Papaoso420
thirtyhelensagree
The guy on the left looks like the CW's version of Barry Allen in the flash... I forget his real name
Cahokia123
SubsetofReality
I don't think this is what's meant when they say "do the dew"
srsfaceI8C
I hope your comment gets the recognition it rightfully deserves.
fluffycats
D'dew it!
CactusNachos
dew it to it!
AnAussieDude
jaygrim101
HastaLaPastaFettucineAfuera
iisan1234
Anyone ever see teeth?
stripperboobs
Yes!
itsjustdrew
... So this is the infamous user sub. Back to most viral with me.
StabbyMcMurder
Boooooo
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I was going to say, "Welcome, brother." But then I saw the post and I think I'm going to join you.
itsjustdrew
I need a safe space.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Me, too. I confess I kept going through usersub and now I've learned my lesson. I'm going to do my homework, instead.
KnittersWithAttitude
It followed you back... this is your fault
cluckythehorse
welcome to the front page baby!
mANDREW5998
I think you mean moist viral
Gutsman25
There is no safety here, either.
Veggisaurus
Well it's in most viral now.
WhenBearsReign
And now they've sent it to us. Fuck.
mcbotulism
NOW FIST IT
ARabidDingo
I like the cut of your jib. Let's get coffee some time. :D
Seiken3
Harder Daddy!
elfTastic
It gets...graphic in the actual how to basic video.
gladdis
Now bop it.
DontYaMindMe
Twist it
cupcakesandviolence
I. Am. So. Uncomfortable. Right. Now.
KingMammajamma
I am too......
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
chinesefingerhut
...Unzips
Chocolatesmaster
I completely agree ginamo. It makes you feel really uncomfortable
QuziOG
cupcakesandviolence
This is my first popular comment on imgur. Of course it's for something like this.
thatclimbingguy
armyengguy
laffytaffy623
me too. so disturbed.
fayseman
It's probably because of the seeds. They make it so... realistic. Right? Right!?!
Tachyon000
Oh I thought those were maggots
NGC5189
They make it look like a realistic case of a diseased vagina.
JuhoKarjalainen
Wert
justthereceptionist
..do you..usually fuck things with seeds?
fayseman
Are you calling my wife sterile you sunnofabitch
Khaleesi1985
Whoa, anyone else get aroused by this?
FlamedLion
No... I just feel sick..
ElectricNoodle
So gentle
APersonWhoUsesImgur
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
Think we found your fetish. Could be worse ones, be sure to feed and water it.
QueenDoom
Mabey
NightingGale6
Slightly
thiswillbeusefuloneday
theycallmehiphopapotomus
Yep
Puppydonk
Slightly, yes.
RavennaMagnus
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Yup.
FantasticalPotato
Well obviously, i mean you fuck everything.
hellpworld
You really like cats huh?
Khaleesi1985
Lol lol yes why?
hellpworld
Your uploads I was looking for a selfie but only found cats n thought crazy cat lady.lol jk
Buttenugget
I haven't had sex in seven months.
SSRRKK77
ROCKIobsta
Same here
Khaleesi1985
I'm kinda wishing someone would do this to me
wolfboy91
Amateur, try three years
Thisusernameshitishard
I thought I had it bad ._. Damn
Belatorius
7
shtoups
Well maybe you guys should all go fuck each other.
moopuss
Five. Goddamn. Years.
TheTower52
4 years
moopuss
Ah, the ol' presidential term...
TheTower52
I don't want a second term
indyjones2010
I've never had it. Yay.
deadlycarrotstick
Same here. Penis high five :D
indyjones2010
Let's just say that if we tried that we wouldn't be virgins anymore...
deadlycarrotstick
What's wrong with that?? Penis still waiting