He’s got a point

Aug 15, 2018 3:22 PM

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Better than his dick

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nurse: Who was that?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dentist never did explain this

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because it's an efficient method. It's cheap, and simple. Finding something that way first *justifies* the cost of more elaborate methods.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's 1479 and the best way to cure blood diseases is a nice jar of leeches. Wait..

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't mind it. I just don't think it's professional to kiss the back of my neck afterwards....

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I thought that was nice, it was the reacharound that crossed the line imo.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I needed a second opinion , he used a different finger

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Two.....

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Have they come up with something other than the boob-smashing machine for mammograms?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats the cheap way to fell for abnormalities. If something is felt then you get a trans rectal ultrasound or prostate biopsy

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Feel

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Prostate exams don't start until you're middle aged. Smear tests start from age you're sexually active. Now that's unfair, pal.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"It is 2018 and Surgeon's still use their hands to cut on people?!!?" Because it is still a valuable method and low tech, less fallible.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean, that one's changing pretty fast.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be ok As long as he says no homo

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is it 2018 and the only way to check your cervix is by a doctor sticking their finger in your vagina?

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

*and a few other implements

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But vagina was made as a place to insert stuff into. Anus quite the opposite

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

"'No homo', God says as he puts a man's g-spot up his asshole'" <<(reminded me of)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because your prostate is in your butthole? Would you rather he go in through the mouth?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But...its not in the butt...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's about 4 inches inside the rectum.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I may die from prostate cancer cuz I never get it checked. Still waiting for another solution.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But why? It really isn't that uncomfortable and people get worked up over quite literally nothing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call it pride. Call it embarrassment. All I know is I'm off-the-scale uncomfortable with being put in such a vulnerable position. No pun.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Psa , 4k psa or a exodex urine test are other methods which are less invasive. Ask a urologist. Stay healthy buddy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same could be said of pelvic exams for women.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My OB/GYN can never find my prostate it's so small.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, see, your prostate is inside... Your asshole.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure...it should be a camera.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you're thinking of a colonoscopy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like always thought they used there fingers but my doctor always has both of his hands on my shoulders

7 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 3

Like=I there=their

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When I first read that I thought it said three fingers

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard that in Shaggy’s voice, for some reason.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its 2019 and we still have to deal with this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Karl Pilkington is that you?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is it 2018 and straight men still have such an issue with getting a doctor's finger in their ass?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I don't like anybody's finger in my anything. Ever.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if Megan fox wanted to finger your ass?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna pass. Which is more gay, wanting a finger up your butt or not letting a girl do it? Hmm.....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't care less what seems gay or not gay, I do what I want

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Judging from the username, I guess so. :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean as a gay dude, unless I'm fucking my doctor I'm still uncomfortable.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am nearing 30 and never had a foreign finger in my ass thank god.It this something i should be dreading in the future ?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stick your own finger up your ass in the shower once and it completely de-mystifies the experience. It's no big deal.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you are a man over 50 you get the lovely DRE unless if u have family hx of prostate or breast then it starts at 40. Or if in the 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 in the military is the USA they seem tto do it to men all the Damn time. It screening for prostate cancer along with a blood test PSA

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really isn't that big a deal. It is a little uncomfortable and only embarrassing if you let it bother you.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Foreign finger" At least you're keeping it real!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

oh shit ,and i tried so hard to avoid getting burned :D

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's better than health complications

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No question it is awkward, but it is over quickly and not as emotionally traumatic as you would think. You have to remember that the doctor

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

has seen innumerable asses and it is way less out of the ordinary for them than it is for you. I used to be so worried about being in

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

compromising situations like this, but as I am progressing through my 30s I find myself caring less and less about it. I just get tired of

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

being so anxious about stuff all the time so I decided to try to relax and not worry so much. It is freeing for sure. I feel like I'm well

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

on my way to being a wrinkly old naked man in the gym locker room in about 30 years. Horay!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've not yet had a prostate exam. I'm quite looking forward to it... should this be 'socially awkward penguin' or 'confession bear'?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I giggled during my first one. Not because it was enjoyable or ticklish (it’s not), but rather out of the awkwardness of the exam method

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't look forward to it. It's embarrassing and when the doc pulls his finger out you feel like you just took a dump.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't understand. What part of that is unpleasant?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The part where you feel like you just pooped on the doctor.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well I suppose not being on the receiving end of that is less than optimal, but giving is its own kind of pleasantness

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Penguin if you get a boner, bear if you enjoy it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither. It's a medical procedure that too many people get worked up over nothing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I visit my Doctor he insists on sticking his finger up my arse, at least I think it's his finger and I hope he's a Doctor.

7 years ago | Likes 547 Dislikes 8

Threshold question. Are you male?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was not at a hospital.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does your doctor work out of a trailer off the interstate?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he hold your shoulder with both hands?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine usually buys me dinner first.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He real doctor. I just don't get what's with all the enemas tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it normal for both the doctor's hands to be on my shoulders during a prostate exam?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: it's the janitor.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Additional Spoiler alert: it wasn’t his finger.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: it's not his finger and it's your dentist.

7 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: it’s not his finger and it’s your ophthalmologist (eye doctor).

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Spoiler alert. Its your uncle and your tripping on bath salts

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm on a horse

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dentist loves it when I swallow...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His doctorate is in history.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"What's the diagnosis?" "That belongs in a museum."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or at least a professional in the field

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’d worry if both of his hands are on your shoulders.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Or maybe just enjoy it, depends on your desires.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm safe since he keeps both his hands on my waist.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

three points of contact, he's just ensuring safety

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's 2018 and the best way to check boobs is to put them in a vice and take pictures

7 years ago | Likes 374 Dislikes 6

Actually there’s a better way… They never touch you. It’s called THERMOGRAPHY. Infrared thermal imaging diagnostics. It’s outstanding.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or smears, Colposcopies, letz treatments, colonoscopies....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worst is, its not very good at it and can actually just cause more problems than what its worth.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Like catching the gay?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No... wtf?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think you might want to ask to see your doctor's degree. If his name is Terry and he runs a medical van, you might want to look elsewhere.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Does that hurt?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Dentists are worse.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If a dentist is smashing your boobs or balls, you've once again confused 'dominatrix' for 'dentist.'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it feels fantastic. Of course it hurts.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

smashes ze boobies to a pancake. not fun

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So. Fucking. Much.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

But like to you is getting kicked in the face a lot of pain? Breaking a jaw? Outside of birth women are less prone to painful situations

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 22

This is the reply of a man who has never had an honest conversation with a woman.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure what you're asking. Getting kicked in the face and breaking a jaw are also painful things for either sex I imagine.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both painful but for a guy who’s more likely to experience physical trauma they might not be considered as painful

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha you have no idea what women get through their entire life. You have no fucking idea.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Sure, but women also are far less likely to lose limbs or digits and break bones through out their life. Their bodies don’t get beat up

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Day one of a man having to put his balls in a vice is the day someone will invent a better device

7 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 14

It doesn't take much to feel more than two round objects in skin that I light can shine through.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boobs squishy balls not squishy

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I'm surprised no one has done that already, but I absolutely agree with you

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Would you like a man to invent a new way to image boobs, while we’re inventing a new way to image our balls?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

Agreed. There is a better way. They never touch you. It’s called THERMOGRAPHY. Infrared thermal imaging diagnostics. It’s outstanding.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And unless I’m wrong much more expensive?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not too bad actually. Approx $100. Better than the vice from hell.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I mean... those aren't remotely comparable.

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 31

As a testicle owner who's undergone a mammogram, they indeed are not.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've had women tell me that cramps are worse than testicular trauma, literally having your skin melt off in a fire, etc...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sometimes people just have no frame of reference.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Biology, no. Socially, yes. Don't be obtuse.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 34

I've never see a man with his balls hanging at a non nudist beach but pleanty of women go topless

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

nah i think he's trying to be acute

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Socially? What the fuck are you gibbering about?

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

How society views them. You know, from a cultural standpoint. For instance, neither are allowed to be shown in public b/c it's "indecent".

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

Because a finger up your butt to make sure it's worth looking into costs substantially less than just sending you to get an MRI.

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And a hella lot quicker.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

...That, and biopsies hurt a lot. And are expensive.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There should be like a $5 thing you get from the pharmacy to check it. Like a preggers stick or something

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep It Simple Something

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also hella fun times.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually most prostate cancers are undectable with prostate exams so MRIs are still used with a normal exam. Mostly DRE 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is to see if there is possble reason for false elevation of PSA such as prostatitis. Nodules can be found but are less likely.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It costs less, but still means that I'm paying my doctor for fingering me, instead of me making some money out of it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think anyone would pay real money to be able to finger you?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is only one way of finding out... For your next exam test if your doctor is amenable to this proposal. I'll follow suit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it just feels nice

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

Especially if he buys me a drink first.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But then why are boths his hands on your shoulders?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well its not super reliable and healthcare costs shldnt dictate saving lives...but it does...at least in the US.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

it does everywhere. it's just the cost analysis is done by the govt instead of private companies elsewhere. so instead of having to pay 1/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

for better insurance to cover it, you simply don't even have the option to get it for certain indications in countries with socialized 2/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

healthcare systems. Same with meds. In the US the best drug may cost a lot, and only be slightly better than a related drug, so you have 3/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

to pay more for it. in other countries, you just can't get that drug in the first place

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I got a camera from amazon that connects to my phone for $20.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cool, just need to connect it to a lamp, and shove that up there as well so you can actually see. then do it a good few times to get 360 /

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's already got a light, and the resolution is around 1000x better than the Dr's middle finger.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

degree vision, then realise its hard to judge size from a 2D image so add a banana for scale. then realise it's dumb and get your doctor

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

to buy you maybe not dinner first but at least a bottle of wine

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it doesn't. The MRI machine is paid for. Using it more does not cost more.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Like when you buy a house outright. No more bills ever for the rest of your life.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had about 7 MRIs in the past 6 years. All cost me £0.00.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think power is free? Licensing for the software for those buggers? Upkeep is real yo!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And obviously the technologist is totally fine doing the whole thing pro bono, not getting paid for their time or anything.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it is paid for, by charging people who use it, and using it more does cost more, both in electricity and in maintenance

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nope. It's a capital investment. It makes no sense to not use it because of budgetary concerns. If you buy a truck for your business and it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

just sits there, you are getting a poor return on your investment.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ah we're arguing different view points, I'm saying me as the customer doesn't want to pay a lot for a test when a cheaper option is there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

while you are right from the owners perspective, having an MRI sitting there is a bad ROI, granted most MRIs have a bit of a wait list

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nope. it's a capital investment. but used for lots of things. and there's always a line. so giving everyone an mri for their prostate 1/

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

means problems that can only be diagnosed by MRI and not physical exam get delayed

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