georgefox69
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Jul 22, 2017 5:30 PM
georgefox69
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Plsmoveclosertotarget
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javabeans13
He could make a song with salt n peppa and call it Shoop Dogg
ucatione
Soup Dogg - "No soup for you! Without a joint. Here you go, my man."
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Could drive a "honey wagon" and call himself Poop Dog
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
"Does your sundae need a little drizzle?" "Fo shizzle my nizzle!"
Ensoull
Or he could be a counselor specializing in counseling multiple people together, change his name to Group Dogg
MidoriGreene
Open a wolf sanctuary in France and call himself Loup Dog
TheShusher
He could open a soup kitchen and call himself soup dogg
vampirehedgehog
Make a career out of confuing people and call himself Dupe Dogg.
IllegalArgumentException
What about a hula-hoop school? He can be Hoop Dogg
PoppaDragon
Get NdelReys ass in there
MemeStealingSkeleton
If he worked for uber he would be swoop dogg
TheRustySheriff
When he dies.... Spook Dogg
ImAfraidIBlueMyselfForNothing
Or he can just chill on his front porch all day and be Stoop Dogg.
LAWidgeon
TheMessiahHimselfWaluigi
Make a cringey jumpscare game and call it Spoop Dog
Ikeepforgettingmyusername8
Or a life threatening respiratory infection and be Croupe Dogg
SuedeCaramel
He could establish a British kissing booth but staff it with cross dressers and call it Dupe Snogg.
CoRektiveAction
He could design roller coasters and be Loop Dogg
ucatione
or be a hangman
odiervr
Dog walker - Poop Dog
Chcooper
He could become a news anchor and still call himself Scoop Dogg.
MisterBibz
Or start a timber business Smooth Logg
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
ucatione
or a turd polisher
PhunsukhWangdu
He could become a cheerleader and become Woop Dogg.
MalePatternBlackness
Pilot - Swoop Dog.
snuffcarcass
I like this one
BrettTurley
Open a pet rescue and be Boop Dogg
superhans1988
Best one by far
NAPSTABLOOK22
Yes
skyshadow
$4.20 a bowl.
RetardedLobster
I'd happily give him my 3.50
SmokieMcBongwater
If the military would take him he could be Troop Dogg
Corppi
After his time as Noob Dog, of course
Ialwaysupvoteglenplake
He could open a car dealership and call himself coupe dogg
xuriV
Not bad.
Somilasomi
Only in America.
THEfreshestbrew
He could run a chicken farm and be coop dogg
ucatione
Jade give two ride to Coop dogg
Norfolkanchancehere
Do package holidays to Thailand and be called noop dogg left.
addledPunster
And when he's not driving his sedan, he'll be Coupe Dog.
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Or a private detective agency. He could call it snoop dogg
HamsterOnAGoat
Or start raising chickens and call himself coop dog
UmamiMama
Sleuth dogg
mcflappy
That would be a cool tv show
AZGrowler
Or start a dance company as Troupe Dogg.
UonlyThinkyourDead
Bbq place called snoop hogg
TreepacLumpynutz666
He's one hell of a drug addict!
DonteHaversham
Or a homeless shelter called soup dogg
ChiLLeCheeze
He can always make chicken cages. He could call it coop dogg.
HisDudness
Or a roofing company and call it Roof Dogg.
TheGreenerGrey
Snoopy!
SadCannibalNoises
I vote for opening a jewelry store and becoming Loupe Dog.
Mechlai
remember what happened when we tried that with Mike Tyson? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTaMvID0L_o
kmikl
He could partner up with Gwynneth Paltrow and call himself goop dogg
saucefordipping29
We are opening a p.i. business the names we had in the pool were amazing. Fly on the wall, hide and seek, rear window, peaky blinders. Etc..
Nipplebuttsalad
+1 for the fitting name
TojS
Or be afraid of spiders, Noope dogg
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Detective Snoop Dogg would be an amazing tv series!
YouMadeMeSignIn
Or a basketball camp called Hoop Dogg.
CarmenRedgenal
Or a doo wop group and call it "shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop-dog"
howToLoseTheGame
Or a portable toilet business. he could call it poop dog.
schmonday
And one for the dogs on the side. He could call it Scoop Dogg.
Inappropesmagotes
He could be a plummer. Then Snoop Dogg can clear your poop clogs.
TheGhastHunter
become a con artist known as Doope dogg
RelativeVelocity
Dupe, nigga
realmdweller
Or go into bail bonds and be Dogg the Bounty Hunter.
amlinx
I found it funny
luvas
Well shit i thought it was humorous.
Ventrix
Detective snoop dogg, you're off the case! "Damn that's some real d o double g shit"
CringeMetal
After solving a case
kenobijuan
Before,during and after a case.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
"Goddammit Snoop, you're too reckless!" "What did you expect me to do? MURDER WAS THE CASE THEY GAVE ME" "have you forgotten about Dre?!"
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
"...No sir" "I'm sorry Snoop(goes over to wet bar)...Gin and juice, right? Maybe it's time to drop it... drop it like it's hot, you get me?"
SilentMajority420
I seriously love you.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
MemeFrog420
bruh
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Brah
OfficialJoeBiden
Yes, brethren?
Aerogers
Eminem is the antagonist of the show
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
He's the young scrappy recruit brought in to teach snoop to care again.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
You guys are missing the obvious option of him opening up a kitchen to help feed the homeless. Then he'd be Soup Dogg.
swinglinered
This deserves as many upvotes as possible!
Anonymonocle
Or he could boil some oils or fats with lye. Then he'd be Soap Dogg.
LiteralFruit
If he was a roller coaster operator, he'd be called Loop Dogg.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
He could be a jeweler, then he'd be loupe dogg
nexbex
Then get into the Bball game as Hoop Dogg!
celestedrake
How about get a farm and become Snoop Hogg?
Vercci
He could watch and be inspired by the Hey Arnold movie coming out and become Stoop Dogg
Arcian
Stoop Dogg too blazed to leave stoop
IamJaxusername
DarkMaster98
ShoelessPerson
C0mtraya
DepressedHappyMuffin
Why not both?
thisisabigdecision
whynotboth.gif
Duelist925
"Yo, you here for a scoop dog or some soup, dog?"
flightlessfruit
Selling ice cream during the day, feeding the homeless during the night - a true superhero
merlinious
Souperhero*
theBlueFour
Or just always sell ice cream
flightlessfruit
I mean, why not feed the homeless leftover ice cream?
6113
What is this leftover ice cream you speak of?