Syler2000
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gay_irl
ThatDiceGuy
The Lego pic is to cushion the blow.
GoliathSkittles
#10 ...because the term would be a fantaholic....it's not called alcotastic...
McAllisterFawkes
#9
CyoCyo
rhubarbsalad
I'm gonna try that "hear someone coming" one
ireallyreallylovedogs
@bigknows272718 #12 is me
bigknows272718
Mhm.
TheLastBaboon
Mario, Batman, and Spiderman become world leaders?
TheMusicSnob
#50
MrDragonfyr
'Erected' - I lol'd.
Echo18
So does that mean you have to put the Mojito in your ass yourself?
dwbLurkin
I think I’ll just have the mojito.
TheGum25
The mojito in the ass is not on the menu but is available upon request.
scatter
I dunno, a milkshake sounds good right about now.
QueenRose
#20 "it's pronounced sa-tan"
upvoteALLtheposts
So I definitely thought the guy on the thief card was stealing a toaster. Was a little disappointed when I realized he wasn't.
Zacle6
YesButAlsoYes
"Explain this, sweatie"
ImgursFavoritePerson
*sweetie
ThePerks2010
And now you've pointed it out it'll haunt you, just like that "spice" meatball cat meme.
apparentlylurknessmonsterwastaken
Maybe the person they were talking to sweats a lot...
MichaeIScott
Came down looking for this
Dovahderp1337
That title
DodGamnBunofaSitch
was #4 Mitch McConnell?
downvotethedumps
Baited me into clicking. -1
MenaceToSobriety
#45 - when quoting someone, it's appropriate to use a citation, like "-Caitlyn Siehl".
RonaldBWeasley
Cuntard
is the deer gonna be ok?
Soylencer
Lousy dump. Not in a good way. D-
hakannasa
To put ice in the ass after heroin OD probably means meth which kinda makes sense.
TanithRosenbaum
#21 the prof didn't say 5000 different words...
ROBOTvsMAN
Took me a good while, but I found the deer:
DirtStarSnipet
Is it gonna be okay?
LimpyLuke
That's a train you silly
PartyInTheUSSR
I don't get it
xxJohnxx77
Train is red because it hit a deer and the blood splattered all over the front.
PartyInTheUSSR
I wish I didn't get it again
mentallychallengeaccepted
I DUNNO MAN. COULD U ADD SOME ARROWS?
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Adjust the contrast a bit?
Burdturgler
Where is the deer!!???
Falkrana
The bus proboy rammed into one and it's blood and guts splattered all over the bus.
halucid
The train did not begin its journey covered in that mess. You fill in the blanks.
SilverHeart2016
errwhere
SavMcGav
Ded
projectiledisfunction
Everywhere
tzxAzrael
over here.. and over there.. and some up there... a bit down there.. a little under this thing...
MyNameIsDende
Krillin!! Too soon...
IAskLotsOfQuestions
Splattered all over the train.
BionicToad
.
Logan9Fingers
2 million gigabytes of porn? Send it to Nort Korea and see how long their corrupt state lasts. Not long is my guess.
tehPhreakmang
Or a. Unch of guys with large right arms, few lefties too I'd imagine
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I don’t think enough people have internet access to make that big of an impact.
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
They supposedly have internet. Just a small, quarantined section
FlatPlutoSociety
I wonder if there's two petabytes of physical storage in that entire country.
Logan9Fingers
Pfff haha maybe not
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
There are and It's all 3.5 inch floppy disks and 35 gig hard drives.
Hutchy01
At most 15 minutes
Logan9Fingers
Well thats my record beat
chiefwill
I'd like to know more about the porn story ...
Hobbsrox
Bot that uploads everything on pornhub/porntube including new additions. The cloud took ALL OF IT
DadSavage
Me too, I never make it further than the first couple of minutes.
NoLeafClover1994
Rookie numbers
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
sickburn
We sure give the French will to fight a lot of shit considering they basically took over the western world in a decade.
Napoleondeservesthecredit
The French or Napoleon? Think he deserves the credit more than France does tbh.
sickburn
It wasn't hundreds of thousands of Napoleons marching across the continent. He was a master but also the beneficiary of lots of ground work.
Napoleondeservesthecredit
Well yes but France couldn't have (and has yet to) do anything like it did under him. And all in a matter of around a decade, no less.
Voidkom
Yeah it could, it had dozens of amazing military leaders. And the french colonial empire is much bigger.
sickburn
It's kind of unfair that your username is so specific to your position in this one comment thread. How do I compete with that?
Napoleondeservesthecredit
you should live up to your username as well, sickburn
SuddenlySeymour
you can change your username arbitrarily, maybe (s)he did it just to argue with you... :)