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for my fellow scientist, check my "about" section
Sep 8, 2021 9:04 PM
piconuke
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for my fellow scientist, check my "about" section
twsx
sevrono
Ok, this have me a good laugh that I really needed
etherbunny41
Because I bet he begs to get pegged, Clark. Topped like pizza, Clark. Stuffed like a turkey, Clark. Have his martian BUSSY ATE, CLARK.
Talon83
Chilieater
It's Midnighter and Apollo
TimJDrake
Apollo isn't Superman. He's The Ray.
PressMyButtonsBaby
Bruce's reaction:
nopo
Now I'm picturing it becoming a sort of Thing between Clark and Bruce where they make various references to the other being in love with
nopo
their alter-egos and it being some long term running joke where they try to out do each other with the insenuations.
PressMyButtonsBaby
Using secret superhero code mid-convo to get the other to break, like:
ConfettiPanda
Sultanofapplejuice
It's only the friend ship ship
Kalei50
Nananananananana nanananananana... Daddy!
pilomotor
trapdoorogre
And then it turns out Bruce is also playing every villain.
MCNewYorkLives
That's is -*starts hacking*- pretty funny! *Dies*
NotAPervert
If any of us meet Christian Bale we owe it to each other to try to get him to say the butts match facts don’t lie line in full Batman voice
blacksheep214
Theyhitmewithatruck1
Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?
ChazzK
Current comics: Joker does know, he's ALWAYS known, but going after him directly would spoil the punchline.
ATastyCorpsesicle
And it should be noted that Joker would say that "You sick son of a bitch." with absolute, transcendent joy.
tzxAzrael
Joker announces immediate retirement. "fuck it, i'll never manage a joke that good" he states!
Whydoeseveryonebelieveme
I need to hear mark Hamill say this now.
JohnnyDewDew
Get this whole sequence with him and Kevin conroy. Hell, have them redub some TAS footage for it
klucky
100% he would totally get in on it too I reckon. Knowing joker he would either be cured or turn the meme into something extremely twisted.
namAehT
Depending on the Joker, he might just say fair play and go back to his usual bullshit.
JStengah
I mean, that's kind of what he did once the Riddler found out who he was in Hush.
DreadPierateRoberts
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klucky
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JohnnyDewDew
I want this so bad
uplookdont
...so Bruce Wayne is Bill Murray?
CaptainSomebody
My favourite Batman reveal was in one of the animated films, the flash found out and whispered to green lantern "Who's Bruce Wayne?" 1/2
CaptainSomebody
2/2 not like we all know every billionaire across the world. It was funny that it was a big deal and he had no idea.
blacksheep214
I liked when Lex Luthor took over The Flash's body, found a mirror, and was like "I have no idea who this is"
pilomotor
That whole episode was based around a joke, because The Flash's voice actor actually played Lex Luthor in the live-action show Smallville.
albinoblksheep
That's good. Thank you for that.
ZorkManZeroX
VaultGirl69
Now kiiiith...
IupvoteAussies
I'm so in
Jawesome19
It's like there mouths form a giant pube tunnel
Ringshadow
I've read these fanfics and now I'll read some more.
IHaveTheWorstGaydar
Are you looking for a robin?
IronCore
onehappymaniac
I strongly approve this message
nickdillinger
nickdillinger
Not really, but hello to all the queer homies on Imgur.
waeraj
Ha gay.
Mortalnick
ZorkManZeroX
BobaFettApproves
This is why I wear a mask.
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HonestCommentFarmer
This is startlingly relevant:
TheRealGowron
Cool that's in my brain now. Good. Good.
zrXO
Bojovnik84
The new question: does Batman still go down?
Legomaniac91
Of course, he trains himself to be the best at everything after all...
Mrgoodshoes
He has handlebars on his helmet. Next question.
Bigbadteddy
Of course, he would do anything for Clark
fightfightfightlosewinfight
Yes, but not on women.
HoSlappa
that explains the whole robin thing
BC2k2
Like a grown man in leather running around with a young boy who's not wearing pants wasn't a big enough give away.
HoSlappa
i was referring to the news about robin being bi now
PTKrieg
I have it on good authority that he eats more pussy than Alf.
Bojovnik84
Right, but in this case, it would be dick.
mcmachack
Batman eats pussy from behind because he is nasty, Bruce Wayne straight up eats ass because he is a Ho
BlueEyedBrigadier
Imagine how villainesses he could convert back to the light by blowing their minds with his oral skills. Talia & Selina are not fans, though
dragonherder
I mean one of them basically raped him..
Rifneno
If you're gonna gay date a superhero, pick Aquaman. He'd sucked for 70 years, he's got to have amazing technique.
Tomkatie
Plus he looks like Jason Momoa
HonestCommentFarmer
My one complaint with casting him as Aquaman is that he looks rather... Pacific for an Atlantean.
ZorkManZeroX
Legomaniac91
Probably why they cast Temuera Morrison as his dad to explain where he gets it from.
HonestCommentFarmer
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT WAS TEMUERA MORRISON?