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thomasmgp
In my case its Sex under 40 too
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
@repoststatistics
causticcoquette
It would make a good journal. Your family wouldn't be very likely to read it. Maybe.
livinglife9009
That's because they've done everything and don't need anymore guides.
ZogernVerfahren
Dr Lovemore
DemonKiller44
Wait that's her husband? I thought that was her son
tarrbot
Oddly, I have better sex after 40... go me. \o/
bingotown
Let's see, 45 and married here. Last time I had sex I was 36 so yeah, sounds about right.
HolyUnholyCannoli
whatDidsh3say
I bet that book came with a dildo all for 19.99$
djgrom
I guess you could say that was Acura-et
igetmyfakeinternetpointscommentingstuff
His mom is laughing for different reasons
100101100001
Sex with 40 is like figuring out a cat nowadays... What genitals does it have?
RAJrios
Okay sure, but why do they have a framed photo of their ceiling fan hanging on the wall?
rookerrocks
It takes all night to do what I used to be able to do all night
sweetlittlebee
Actually I have found it's better ☺
ib0b
ChocolateWilly
wow this is so old
pixelsnader
Like, 40 old.
tonymontana1184
Well you shouldn't have sex with your son even before 40.
TheMajesticHawk
I just lose it when I see the son lose it. He must have been laughing for a long time
TheQuark
Gotta say, as someone who got divorced three months before my fortieth, sex after forty has been a *lot* better
MissSmoo
This made me smile. I like you guys. =)
CaffeineEnabler
As a 40+ year old, this is accurate
WKBetafiggit
I'm a 37 year old man dating a 43 year old woman. I'm having the best sex ever, just saying.
jekath
As another 40+ year old - no. No it isn't.
miados
if i can last through 40 people in a row i think i deserve a snack break and a nap.
Cthulhuchooseyou
This. This is the comment that should be winning.
ingloriousimgurist
ImgurBannedMe
Please run in my lobby. Maybe hop too.
miados
fine i'll go to 41...... mostly cause i have a thing for Asian girls.
LittleKnownOne
Kinda a standard tinderella's night.
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
I voluntwer to help.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
It is a "write your own story" book. With room for illustrations.
rickyyyspanishhh
No matter how many times I see this it's still hilarious!
SarahKercz
So you aren't allowed to fuck more than 40 people?
Bobeez
About sums it up
moongnawer
Speak for yourself! Dating after 40? Whole 'nother matter.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Dunno what it's all about with guys like me around. I'm closing in on 30 and been going after cougars forever.
moongnawer
Speak for yourself! Dating after 40? Whole 'nother matter.
ABillionDucks
According to kids, dating and sex are the same thing nowadays.
moongnawer
Useful, I guess. That means I can stick to a single friend and never have a nice dinner I don't cook. I just made myself sad.
msmarymac
I saw this original post, that's her son laughing not her husband. Think the son is the one who bought the book for her.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
I'm freaked out tho because his mom looks like my mom...
BeardselyMcTurbanhead
If he was her husband, he wouldn't be laughing exactly.....
dukenukemforpresident
Dads in the corner crying
foamin
Husband is taking the pictures? Probably bought the book too. Such a dad joke.
TypoQeuen
http://imgur.com/ysXGj4Z
ChaosandChaos
I don't get it.
msmarymac
It's a picture of supermodel Stephanie Seymour and her son. People have said they might have an incestous relationship.
Treblaine
The husband:
Shewy92
Was gonna say the dude looks really young.
ABillionDucks
Cougars.
DidNotInhale
I kinda thought that might be the case. He doesn't look like her husband
AskingTheRealQuestions
Who mocks their parents sex lives? Who wants to talk about their parents sex lives at all really
sashkinszen
Yep, OPs pants are on fire
LazyTheAssCat
Or misinformed, what happens to their pants?
FunSized22
They are rather moist
AMR9000
Liar liar plants for hire.
DoritosAndSoul
Liar liar, your pants are on fire.
Spunkrat2019
*Liar liar, Plant for hire.
Nikolaj
thatsthejoke.gif
DasOgre
You think @OP would do that? Just go online and tell lies?
Britich
If @OP doesnt do it.. does that mean we can trust the news outlets again?
ib0b
Always thought that was the hubby. The More You Know
Midas16
100% battery? ok this shit is fake
65432N1
From the captions I saw on p**nhub he can take care of that for her.
OPmakesOC
It's okay, this is the Internet. We're not gonna tell your parents you said "porn".
HeyOP
Speak for yourself. I'm telling his mom just as soon as I'm done having filthy degrading sex with her.
Oatmealer
Plot twist: The 3rd member of the threesome took the picture
Jusmar
Plot Twistier: It's a trap
MexicaninQatar
Savage Grace?
scotchyscotch
That's the real reason they are dying laughing
RonBurgundyChannel4
Could be true look. At the red fingernails.
LungsofThunder
Beat me to it
animatic
Those sentences aren't. Ending where you punctuate. Them why. Bother with. Any periods
RonBurgundyChannel4
Well fuck autocorrect and doing 2 things at once then I guess.
Oatmealer
It's. Like. You're. William Shatner or. Something.
RonBurgundyChannel4
Leave your long prostate out of the game!
CodeHandLuke
This post and that one about no sex after marriage really make me worry about this whole growing old business.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Don't listen to it...the best sex of my life started in my mid-30s and it keeps getting better (51)!
Magicflutefreddie
53 ans still going strong
WilwoWaggins
It's why God gave you hands. But actually, if you really love your spouse you will generally have more sex than you can handle.
shadykit
Please, I got waaaay more sex when I was married than I do now.
justasiam
Hey I've been married for 26 years and the sex with hubby just gets better and, believe it or not, more frequent as we age.
ilovebubbles
Don't worry. I'm 44 and horny as hell...and a woman.
Nearlyburly
Had sex with the wife into my forties. Having sex after the divorce, too. Not with her.
animatic
Do watch out. My partner and I are solid, but we are not on the same page with sex and communication has started to break down, too.
SilentHowling
It's work to keep the spark alive. Rule number fucking one: Never stop dating your spouse. Soooo many people fuck that one up.
ArchangelArtist
I think a Benderism is at place. I will make my own life after 40 with Robot hookers and boose!
imemewhatimeme
Don't worry about growing old. That's gonna happen regardless. Worry about growing up, that's optional.
lyricallove
Sex still happens after marriage. Plus now that we've figured out our kinks, sex is more fun. Slow periods do happen, but that's normal.
IconicM
I'm turning 40 in 6 weeks... :(
baronridiculous
No no, sex with old broads is easy as falling in a hole! Wait...
GreatTeacherMichael
A. Don't have kids, B. Use free time to exercise together
OrderingTacos
I'm 38, married 13 years and my sex life is absolutely raging. It only gets better and better.
SergeiBoobtitsky
I dated a woman from when she was 42 until she was 51. Best sex of my life.
MasterDave
Find a younger girlfriend and you won't have to worry too much for a while.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
it's fine. You actually do have more sex as a married person, but because you're satiated, sex can't be used against you/for you.So it's far
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
more enjoyable. Just make sure you're both attracted to each other.
Ipostrandomfactsaboutmyself
Sex in your 30s is supposed to be best.
whiskeyvillage
Possibly but damn, my 40's were freaking lit (and still going). My 20-something self only wished he could get it as often and as good!
Vaanhalen
Mostly I'm tired like all the time
lovelake
Nothing to worry about there. Keep up communication. No sex in a marriage is deadly. >>> r/DeadBedrooms :(
canonlyturnright
Sadly I know that thread
lovelake
It's a really depressing area to say the least. Especially for something that is pretty easy to fix truly
theuberkevlar
Yeah statistically married people actually have more sex (and higher satisfaction) than singles. Don't listen to the bitter ones.
theuberkevlar
Maintaining the relationship takes work and willingness to love and serve the other person with everything you've got. It doesn't just stay.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
This...
Voggix
Lol, sources or it's bullshit
theuberkevlar
In addition to living it: “...married people have more sex than single people, and they also have more varied sex,” Dr. Laura Berman
theuberkevlar
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/13/marriage-sex_n_1422644.html
theuberkevlar
http://www.scienceofrelationships.com/home/2011/8/18/who-has-the-busier-bedroom-single-people-or-married-couples.html
theuberkevlar
"71.32% of married...reported they had had [sex] in the past 90 days. Only 11.32% of [singles] said they had...during that time"
theuberkevlar
Cohabitors are shown in some studies to have more frequent sex than married or single people, but these studies fail to mention that
GratuitousMastication
I find the whole dying part a bit concerning as well
akeard
Same. I'm in denial about it mostly
AbsurdSteak
Unfortunately there is no cure for death, but people have made huge breakthroughs for sex.
DiggerPlease
Every single person in history has done it, how bad can it be really?
Tailhook
Not Isaac Newton
DiggerPlease
He's not dead?
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Simple, just marry someone you actually look at and think "yes, this is the person I want to fuck for the rest of my life."
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
Hm
enzio64
Just as importantly, don't marry someone who you aren't 100% certain feels the same about you.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Be more specific that's pretty much everyone I meet. I think they need to want to do the same to you for starters
IshitOnWindshields
People dont look the same when old
LimitDoesNotExist
Emma Watson it is then.
exguerrero
That's the mentality u need there my friend!
StonerCommando
Great. Now when they stop wanting you, but you still really want them, wtf do to do then?
exguerrero
You are depressed and need the imgur collective therapy.
fannieaskew
When you figure that out please let me know
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
Rape, duh.
StonerCommando
On the plus side, my "you just fall asleep, I'll get the butter" line still gets a laugh.
DobbyLivesHere
And pray to God that they want the same thing...
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
By the time you get married you better have that shit sorted out, boy.
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SecretSonOfYaddle
The emperor has invited you to lake Laogai.
n0n53n53
42 and have had sex 5x since last week. Married 17 years. It has nothing to do with age.
Djdoubleb
Jeeze dude. Sorry for you man. I've found it to be the opposite.
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theuberkevlar
Counseling can help. There are probably things she feels like are missing as well.
topanga263
Im 39 and have the same problem but it's not me its him. This sucks.
animatic
Oh dear. :(
MosesJackson
Right there with you. Wife is done. Just wants the paycheck. Do not touch.
1234canIhavealittlemore
Leave, date and be merry again.
lovelake
reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms :/ that's really sad. It's mutual understanding in my marriage that we'll always have sex and never stop
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
"It's great"?? Man, that would depress me so much.
pirate89RAWR
Honestly, see a counselor. It is most likely hormones. It's menopausal time, which gets them weird, or maybe just another intimacy issue.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
That is also a myth. Menopause made me feel sexier. Lots of my women friends say the same.
pirate89RAWR
It's completely drained my mom of all desire. Her ob/gyn said that's extremely common.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Also, I know a lot of guys who lose their desire later in life. Sad.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
My gyno said she's seen both, equally. So maybe it's a crap shoot.
Elliottpuppy
No no....don't worry, there might be a bit of a slow down but been married for years to same man and it's still hot! Both past 40 ;)
thisiswhyyoudonthaveanymates
And yet you ended your comment with a winky face. The mark of a moron.
Freakingdoomguy
And you decided to bitch about it on imgur
Flyndaran
42 and permanently impotent, so the correct answer is "it varies".
1234canIhavealittlemore
Good for you but I suspect this is not usually the case.
iswim
Ewwww. We don't want to know about your sex life!
PatrickTrimble
My club president is 67 and vp 60. They were talking about having sex at least three times a week
ImgurDoc
Isn't that against the bylaws? The President and VP having sex? Or has Trump & Pence set a presidents precedent?
PatrickTrimble
Haha if this was in person that joke would have made a lot of bikers very angry. It was funny tho
chewbaccacrotch
TrumPence: the REAL presidential bromance
EvilOtter
Why. Why did you put these images in my head you clever bastard.
GlassTurtle
That's disgusting.
PhoenixQueenAzula
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/disgusted-clint-eastwood.gif
Elliottpuppy
We're not Clint Eastwood old, smarty!
Elliottpuppy
Works for us, that's what I care about!
7hatsBollocks
You'd best find Neverland then, before age catches you. :)
Iamenvy
Elliottpuppy
Works for us, that's what's important to me!
Elliottpuppy
Works for us, that's what I care about!
Elliottpuppy
Oops, sorry I duplicated so many times
PhoenixQueenAzula
These things happen with technology when you get old
JamBarn
Such a dick comment. I loled.
Jasflo7
Seriously right? Everyone reaches that age eventually lol
Elliottpuppy
Works for us, that's what's important to me!
JamBarn
Agreed, I'm 40, his comment was just so over the top that I got tickled.