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Feb 26, 2025 12:18 AM
SecretAgentSuperBooger
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Mark is bringing it: https://bsky.app/profile/markhamillofficial.bsky.social
TheConnArtist
And if they try to come back blow them outta the sky
sonnuvah
How is he going to terraform Mars when he keeps fooking around with the Earth?
doesntmattet4
Why go to fucking mars? Why!!!? Who fucking cares! There is nothing there you fucking idiot
metalrulercid
Don't come back.
AyatollahBahloni
He didn't read this book. He should, but he won't.
AntennaDibb
lying twat said we'd be on mars years ago. he's still on about this mars shit when he hasn't gotten anything done like the soulless grifter that he is.
justdeepintheweeds
I struggle to understand why this is even a goal that we are dedicating so much time, money and effort to this. Mars is nothing but a wet dream for a gajilionair. If he really cared about the human race, he'd stop being such a douche!
orp0piru
https://youtu.be/4bi3YyQEnVU?t=4m50s
TiffanyKorta
Let's not bother the poor Mars Rovers, being they're good robots, let's just let him "practice" for a couple of years in a really, really, remote desert!
RooGryphon
yes mars belongs to the robot empire....
Xerxes4242
Yeah, but not in your poorly designed rocket that can't even make low eath orbit...
HuCared
One-way ticket, if you don't mind.
SwiftyGuy
Yeah. Get your ass to Mars, Musk. Without a spacesuit.
Hawkgirl203
We won’t stop you Elon. Go.
Hawkgirl203
Oh, and take trump with you. And if there’s room, take Vance.
l2oxie
Elon Musk reminds me of that one idiot who made the oceangate submersible that imploded underwater. He is not only putting other people’s lives at risk with his “creations/inventions” but will most likely lead himself to his own death from a failed experiment.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Time to lower egg prices.
NorthWesternFan
one nation under eggs
mksu
You won't have time to worry about egg prices when you're dying in a Martian mine to harvest mineral resources for Elon.
justplainvanilla
zwielichtengelchen
The MCRN would like to know your location
CoeurFranc
Who cares about this predatory narcissist who doesn’t have the slightest empathy for any human being? What’s the real value of all his prevaricator projects?
artie500
Can you imagine being a woman stuck in an unescapable environment with that piece of shit?
micuu
"You can't just shoot Elon into the surface of Mars."
*proceeds to shoot Elon into the surface of Mars*
UraniumNight
I'd love to watch this fuckwit go to Mars and struggle there. 'What do you mean I have to do manual labor! I'm rich!' 'Not here, you're not. Get busy working, or get busy dying.'
EndocrineResearcher
Fucking Musk says he wants to go to Mars while firing all the scientists who are needed to develop the technology to go there.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
AMLejane214
Hope he’ll get stuck there and never to return
artie500
Hope his vehicle blows up before it even gets close to polluting that pristine place with his odious presence.
euphxenos
Great! Put Elon on the next Starship launch and point it at Mars. If it doesn't blow up, then he gets to go to Mars. What's the problem?
WorksOnMyMachine
ninjafartball
LAUNCH THEM INTO SPACE
Me1iss0
Elon Musk knows that there is dangerous radiation penetrating the surface of Mars that WILL cause cancer bc there is no atmosphere or ozone layer. There is no technology to stop this. He is being dishonest and pushing Mars as a distraction or maybe to sound cool- I dunno. Either way I hope he goes and takes his fan boys with him.
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
Regolith, digging up dirt and covering your base with it. Still it will take time to builld a sustainable base on Mars, my reckoning is at 2 to 3 decades minimum, by that time Elona is 70-80 years old (given that not got Luigied before that)
AreYouABadPerson
The very fucking dirt of Mars is toxic and wants to murder human people. There is literally nothing at all of value within the gravity well of Mars. Not a single fucking thing that justifies going down there to pop up a tent and stay.
trippingthelightfantastic
circlebreaker
reverendbonobo
I wish he was an exploding [car salesman] instead of an [exploding car] salesman.
Cranbananarama
Why isn't he on Mars yet?
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Good question. He's stupid enough to try.
PostalHeathen
Let's recreate the setup from The Martian and make a reality show where the prize is he gets to come home if he survives.
custardandfishfingers24
And he could even be the MC of the show. And be nominated for a Grammy!n
azzabat
Can we modify it so that if we win … he gets to stay there? Fascist piece of shit.
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
And then cancel the show mid-season.
Richter12x2
... Then just when he thinks he's won, tell him it's been renewed for another season so he needs to stay put. Repeat until the series finale.
JustAPileOfCats
I'd pay to watch Elon struggling to wash the perchlorates out of the Martian regolith before he can attempt to grow anything in it.
ved79a
He had to survive for 3 years in the movie but one year on Mars will kill a human due to exposure to radiation. So...
nonickname23
No, trap him in a Biodome, but with a Pauly Shore impersonator and Stephen Baldwin.
AreYouABadPerson
How about we just lock the jackass in a Biodome then turn off the air processing?
Sooner70
You really think the other ship would go back for him?
PostalHeathen
We'll cancel the show mid-season and not send the ship.
Hank1
Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B
Zahnradfee
"Sorry, it was just not profitable to collect you. Nothing personal."
InfocalypseRising
He'd probably go for it entirely based on the bit where Matt Damon is like "i'm gonna fly like Iron Man" since he seems to think he is a real-life Tony Stark
Aeonika
That'd be hilarious. He was told very firmly to -not- do that in the book, suppose that would have made for a more boring scene though.
InfocalypseRising
I mean they also told him not to in the movie, he just did it anyway
Aeonika
Yeah he decided it probably was a pretty stupid idea in the book, no way to steer properly and all .