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Nov 25, 2025 12:03 PM
CaptainBackPain
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HEARTS0FSPACE
Can we please stop posting AI photos of Trump? I hate the man, but the fake shit isn't helping any of us, it's helping him.
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
I will never understand chumps fans. He kicks them in the nuts and they will pay him $20 and ask for another. Dude is DESTROYING our country.
JackingMeHoff
How many more of our top military leaders will resign than be forced to stand behind this dufus instead of the Constitution.
FlintNorth44
509tigerfish
Kegseth is garbage
shweatyPIE
What about the slob Steve Bannon, if ever there was someone who deserved court martial and loss of rank and military benefits. He lied , he incited,he threatened.🔥🇺🇸
StrangePaegan
Kegsbreath needs to keep Sen Kelly's name out of his whore mouth. Mark Kelly is a goddamned national hero.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
I went to foxnews.com yesterday to see what's gong on in that shit hole... I am not surprised.
Centroid
How can he court martial the guy if he’s no longer in the service though? Does the UCMJ apply to sitting members of congress?
HansKlitzenbangen
DWI hire
77hnx994wv10
All the females in Trumps photo look way too old for him to be interested in them
xj4low
They all get the Mar-a-largo face lift.
TheWeebleWobler
They should court marshal petty pete
mmoser35731415
At this point in time we need Aliens!
MichaelHatch
Well stated!
dendiverdown
Nice moobs, Pete
Antrobus55
Pete is gonna love Leavenworth.
Grapeape2000
Ask why this violent knee jerk reaction to reminding the military that they shouldn't follow illegal orders. I someone thinking of issuing some illegal orders perchance?
Mockingbirb
What a fucked up timeline this is
MasterBountakun
I used to think it was the darkest tineline but I'm now convinced it's actually the dumbest timeline.
Trump eye humping Mamdani has only further convinced me.
Timesarrows
i never heard of John Casablancas until yesterday, trump's epstein before trump met epstein. these original videos r absolutely sick. these men used teen pageants the way pedophile Sandusky used Second Mile (pageant) to find children to molest. (and i bet Sandusky was involved with espstein and most GOP leaders. watch these clips of adult men on female children. these pageants should be outlawed. (scroll forward in u want) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7iko0-rGO0
FlyingButtPliers
looks like actual children surrounding him
xj4low
He's planning on which one to date when they are 17 in order of birthdays. This is why Ivanka made him promise to not be with any girls younger than she is back when she was a child.
JusticePhrall
This is going to be embarrassing for Pete Hegseth.
As an commissioned infantry officer, Major Hegseth would have had it hammered into his skull that it was the duty of service members to refuse illegal orders.
He would have heard it dozens of times if not hundreds.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
He's a fascist toadie, he literally does not care about the truth only what lie best serves his master's cause today.
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
As an officer, Kelly was everything Hegseth wasn't. Hegseth knows this. The inferior officer is eager to harm the superior, because he can.
MeatballRon
You lost him at "hammered".
thisisnotfineffs
Lost him at embarrassing, these piles of literal human trash don't feel shame
quasisentience
Welcome to America
Nandortherelentless
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZnJxMXUxc3NwdTZtdG10Zmswa2JqOGFhMWF1dTM2YmVmZ2tpdnQ1OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lYf4uAJEWVo1FffnVD/200w.webp
BARP
Childish Gambino had a stroke recently. Hoping he's ok.
BishlamekGurpgork
A lot of the Maga contingent thought Homelander was the good guy. After two full seasons.
anotherrandomname
I still can't believe that some respected people say "hey, you don't have to anything illegal" and some stupid people respond by saying "hey, why you talking shit about my guy?"
xj4low
That's what gets me. These people didn't say anything wrong. They just said follow the law and Trump and co got all angry. I guess they took offense and know that they issue nothing but illegal orders and everyone in the Capitol just follows along. When that bitch press secretary was asked, she didn't say anything about them saying something wrong, just that every order Trump makes is lawful (straight up lie).
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
Or “why are you telling them to disobey me?” So you mean to say that you fit the description of someone “giving illegal orders“?
Shaodyn
And other people who never learned to handle being told no respond by saying "That's treason and you should die."
danomyces
I hate to say it, but their oath is also to that guy, he's technically the commander in chief
waffleresidence
newsguycraigevans
Swing and a miss
cdlong
No, it's not. Maybe read the oath before posting about it.
cdlong
"I, _, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice." The oath is to the constitution.
cdlong
"I _, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter." The officer oath doesn't even mention the president.
PerthAussieMike
C'mon military high command, look after your troops!!
Wuz314159
They're too busy resigning rather than protecting the Constitution.
xj4low
Those that aren't resigning are getting fired or demoted.
Wuz314159
They took an oath to the Constitution. Abandoning their oath is a coward's act. :(
xj4low
Hard to abandon when you get fired and/or demoted.
Wuz314159
Should get a Purple Heart for that in this war.
CouldntCakeLess
Timesarrows
failure of corporate media to report/explain - when hegseth complained "fat personnel", media should have - 1. corporate foods add so much sugar/fats/carbs to foods is making humans fat. there's nothing we can do about it. 2. alcoholics often r skinny. i've had 10 alcoholics in my life, 9 were skinny. Understanding Alcoholism: 5 Reasons Why are Alcoholics Skinny https://magnifymind.com/why-are-alcoholics-skinny/
Imademyselfsquirtle
I don't understand how the US as a nation, senate, congress was like, yup he can be SecDef. That is such a huge embarrassment on a world scale. He is so unqualified.
baconandmorebacon
You don't need to care about the world stage when you think your own country IS the world and the rest is just NPCs.
baconandmorebacon
The thing is, MAGAs will see this and say it's cool. It shows he isn't better than them and that makes them like him. For us, an unqualified drunk idiot in power means problems for the country - for them it is a confirmation that it's okay for them to be unqualified drunk idiots too. Even if he hurts the US and even if he sends their friends and family to die in a pointless war - at least, they can tell themselves that he's "one of them".
nosnowyno
DUI hire
ifixlasers42
lol, love it
TheStealthHippopotamus
ZeroLyfe
The G.I. stands for Gross Intoxication.
Bludabeagle
Greatly IGNORANT!!!
keys79
Giant Idiot
SalmonTheWise
General Incompetence
sarboran5
Salute the General!
CouldntCakeLess
JusticePhrall
Thank you. I had not seen that.
Mechwarrior719
Kegsbreath didn’t read the part where sitting senators are A. Unable to be recalled for military service (something that has to be done to court martial a retired officer) and B. Senators are fairly well immune to blowback from speeches they make in their capacity as a senator.
Then again, it’s hard to read when you’re an idiot I suppose.
leperoutcastunclean
The speeches bit is acting as a senator in the senate doing senate things, not things they say off the clock.
Isorikk
Maybe they'll show up to court to prosecute and then realize they never actually filed the indictment properly. (Reference to James Comey shenanigans)
mrthewhitee
And C, there is no crime.
And D, kegseth corrupted his own legal charge by publicly tweeting that it was sedition
Panserclaw
When has obeying the law ever stopped Trump and his goon squad from making peoples lives hell?
zHurk777
SCOTUS will rule in his favor if that's what trump wants.
whereismymind86
Ehh, this likely falls under the 1st amendment, so maybe not, especially since scotus doesn’t have authority to directly change the constitution
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Kegsbreath https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2E0bzJ5YzgwMjRlMXF6Z3FsNWZpejcxaTdpaW1pcnMxYzNlZnlmciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SAHwLbkqs2mdSHDGGv/200w.webp
georgejimmydoodle
Also, Whiskeyleaks.
unluckyandbored
You're forgetting the part where none of these assholes give two fucks about the laws, rules, or regulations unless it benefits them. They will do whatever they want, damn the rules.
whereismymind86
They don’t, but this would be a BIG line to cross, the kind that still probably gives them pause
whereismymind86
Also it’s just…not a crime in the first place
Lampmonster
Yup, telling soldiers to remember their oaths is patriotic if anything. Certainly not a crime.
Invisibleman1921
It's hard to read the constitution and a service member's oath when you've already requested the chorus to Tub Thumping 4 times.
whereismymind86
The crazy thing is chumbawumba is actually a VERY far left anarcho punk band, just nobody knows because nobody has ever heard any other song of theirs
whereismymind86
They kind of rule actually
Invisibleman1921
TIL that there were people who listened to Chumbawumba.
FurtiveGlancer
MF will change the law to make it so...
whereismymind86
Definitely not something he has the authority to do
Mechwarrior719
He can try but at the end of the day he needs 2/3s of congress and he barely has 1/2 of either house.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
The only thing I believe he has consistently read are the proof and ABV on bottles.
Sticklebrickk
The only thing outstanding about him is his tab at Dirt Cheap
notsurewhattocallthis
Gotta read both because he can't math.
originalhuman
You give the maggot too much credit
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
I thought we were talking about Petey Scotch, not the worm in RFK's brain. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bXZ1MjQ5anprdXd0ZzhjaDR1bGlvaHllcW1pbXBhNmo4bnJxMXZtYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0IycI0rreFNQwmSQ/200w.gif