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Hope you glorious bastards enjoyed as much as I did. Send me stolen memes. Edit: Thanks to everyone for sending me on my first trip to the front page!
Cabcrazy
Wait, how loud is a blue whale
Themineturtle12
That snake one actually made me drop my phone
GenghisVeryMuchEnjoysTwinkies
Fuck you Baltimore!!!!
ThatShiftyMonkey
#2 Yes please. I could go for a 20yr rewind. THPS1&2 drops on xbox in a couple days, looking forward to clocking out for nostalgia.
roar2O
I stole so many, enjoy your updoot
HazelGypsy
The baby from a baby was amazing until I was literally the guy with the coffee. Loved it!
321boom
hand "about the size of a KFC spork"
210CatGuy
Not gonna lie. That last one had me rolling. Good stuff. +1
pavlovsredrocketcock
I would expect all tentacles and eyes to be non-Euclidean
Cyberpope67
Euclid was an uppity cunt.
FreeGrammarLessons
Got legitimate laughter outta me. Good job.
tokigponny
Thanks!
Zeldon567
#29 Missing the THX sound.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
#5 I love Linkin Park.
theycallmefancypants
#14 can someone explain this to my friend?
warpspasm
It's a play on the tagline for Alien; "in space, no-one can hear you scream"
boobs675309
it's a play on "in space, no one can hear you scream"
UncleChewie
You had me at "Fuck you, Baltimore!"
mcbotulism
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!!
MonsterMunch
“The home of challenge pissing”
MetalSkeletal
It is now
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Very decent collection, very enjoyable
tokigponny
Thanks!
KindofaBadPerson
#44 I relate to this on an uncomfortable level.
GlowstickJedi
Maybe worth getting your prostate checked there, bud.
IGIveUpIfThisUsernameDoesntWork
#11 calling bs, none of those Scandinavians are blonde and we all know all Scandinavians are blonde!!
Cyberpope67
brown dye = artificial intelligence.
theimgurappsucksballs
Garden's haunted
NotHarry2times4
Always has been.
Shickzilla
What?
theimgurappsucksballs
*Reloads flower shells and climbs back in wheel barrow * Garden's haunted
seekingdaedalus
#2 back then we wouldn't have used "bro", we would have said "dude" in my experience
CheapBeerHeadaches
Is it bad that I cry less when my loved ones are hurting, and more for "Fuck You, Baltimore"?
SitonmyLapandTalkaboutWhateverComesUp
Number 2's "rage" t-shirt rocks.
Slewth87
Even though I knew it was coming, the snake still made me jump.
pritolus
#20 as a Norwegian I am contractually obligated to shun memes posted by dirty Swedes
tokigponny
Does it help that I’m half Norwegian? Mom’s from Hamar.
pritolus
Hmm
ShotgunPauley
Obsidian3
I bet that family is super fun!!
PataRican
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
White people.... I know because my mother would come up with something like this and we are white af...
firehawkns
I can't speak for other groups stereotypes, but as a white person, ours tend to be the most embarrassing and spot on.
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
Peraonally I theorize that its because white people are so proud of their weirdness and love to put it out for the world to laugh at...
POGassultraboot
White people.
AirborneCajun
Really, really white people. You know the ones who wait for the pumpkin spice latte...
idklolwut12
White people who use Pinterest
jherazob
The worst part? We all have likely seen weirder stuff than this
nomonames412
Not even close, they reuse the pumpkins for every shot
jherazob
Fumbledpersonality
My friend doesn't get #14 , can anyone help him out?
kluyske
Yeah, my friend also doesn't get it. He is such a dumbass.
DarkSailorMercury
In space, no one can hear you scream. Tagline from Alien.
LordSlickRick
So my friend doesn't see how not being heard screaming means there is no milk.
EntropyReign
it's a setup to get to: "in space no on can. here, (hear) use cream (you scream)"
existe
It’s not necessary supposed to be logical. That’s why it’s a bad joke. It’s just a setup for that last line