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Mar 29, 2018 4:07 PM
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mikeatc
Hot sauce
mustang2733
SatanOfCourse
glear
Crosive
Yeah this wouldn't work. What *would* work, dissolve a few strips into their case, with said contacts in them.
JThorsman
where the hell are my lenses? I've never had them disolve completely before....
CaliZach
would dissolve in the lens solution
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
Flashback: me putting on lenses after cutting onions... never do that... never ... do ... that....
PoutineStJean
My friend had put one in his eye because of a dare... one of the best laughs we had in high school
DamageAndJoy
zoomer296
twistedtinkerer
this came from 9 gag
maosanchez
Watcher555
But, does it have the correct presbyophia ?
tftd
When I was living with a bunch of friends we would stuff a whole pack of these into the mouth who ever fell alseep first when gaming.
Wae1
i remember eating 1 of those when i was like 10, i almost died.
Flyndaran
I once somehow got aftershave in my solution. My face made a fucking fist. It took too long to pry open my eyelids to remove the lenses.
ShadedOne
Sounds like when I had hydrogen peroxide on a contact and accidentally put it in my eye instead of the safe pair. Man that sucked so bad.
Flyndaran
Soap was nothing compared to that. My lids simply would not listen to my orders to open.
AWESOMEBOT
Does this count as assault? Or some kind of premeditated crime?
bawdeepinsheep
yes
5P4C3M4N
ItsMeSanders
Dovahderp1337
... would you mind explaining what this is a reference to?
holdthisheart
I forgot those existed holy shit
0xFADE
Do they still sell those? I remember when those were new.
burtgummersurvivalist
As someone who wears contacts and enjoys mint strips, they dissolve in liquid. Won’t work. Better off adding mint extract to solution.
TheRicM
In college my buddy went to Japan and came back with some menthol eye drops. They were weird but felt pretty cool (literally lol)
Momocrisps
Japanese Eye Torture! My Japanese teacher, when we went to Japan, bought some of those and let us try them out. They're neat.
TheRicM
Yeah pretty neat. Never saw them again since my friend had them that one time
technicholl
We used to put them in our eyes. Stung like fuck.
dickbutttt
do they still sell these? i miss them
ShadedOne
Listerine strips? Yep, I just bought some last week.
dickbutttt
where??
ShadedOne
Walmart
trina1978
I totally forgot about these! Yay ‘90s confectionary!
Skyluin
Ow my eyes.
CatzEyes93
yeah, cuz these totally would not dissolve in the contact solution.
lebensmuede
Later during organ donation... “yeah these eyes are in mint condition!”
cobrapup
I'll allow it.
redfiveps
HolyShitZoom
Fuckin perfect.
ReturnOfFreudberg
boom goes the dynamite.
Worldsmadeofink
Have your upvote (↑). Now, out.
KingCornish
jomama64
Eye get it!
Doomsday321
Oh my God, I don't believe I've laughed like that in a few days, thanks for the hearty chuckle
IntrinsicDelay
SomeCrazyNerd
U MOTHERFUCKER!
Lifeisharddeathissoftlol
Comment of the day
IBentMyWookie
Eye see what you did there
ilikebadpunsandicannotlie
Love the pun, but seriously can you put a lid on it?
srlfish
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
DarthMouse
godamnit...take your point
TheRicM
This comment is perfect. +1
KanyeWesticularCancer
alittletime
3lv3n
TheModsHaveInstatedShariaLaw
Is this some new breed of meme?
TheRicM
What breed/lineage/strain of memedom is this
SomeCrazyNerd
The best and worst kind.
tyeriv
Please. I want to know.
zoomer296
KanyeWesticularCancer
TheReactionGuy
twothousandfourhundredseventytworice
eclect0
"Hmm, my contact lenses seem to have completely dissolved in their cleaning solution." -- the victim, probably
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
Yeah, I think it would be "better" to dissolve the entire mint pack and leave his contacts in.
wolfpackpgh
And also wouldn't curve into the bowl shape of contacts if they didn't dissolve
infinityLAO
Why are my contacts flat circles, which way is which???
PandraPierva
Thank you
nigglemaster
That's why you put them in with their contacts.
mikeatc
It seems a couple drops of hot sauce would work pretty good too
VodkaReindeer
Cleaning solution? Sounds like something plenty of people wouldn't bother using.
srslydude
It sounds like you don’t have contacts. You have to put them in the cleaning solution every night or they dry out and irritate your eyes.
PandraPierva
Unless you have those kind you can wear both overnight or for a full month
srslydude
I have the month ones. It’s still the same thing.
PandraPierva
There's some of the one month lenses that you can wear for a week straight apparently
Ealadon
Those people are called people wearing glasses.
ScreamimgGoat
It would have to be "can you please hold my contact before i shove it in my eyeball." "Your finger germs are fine, i bet"
rabbiebabbie
My finger germs are good enough to be inside you don't he such a prude
koops
You want pink eye? That's how you get pink eye!
rabbiebabbie
I thought I got pink eye cause Kevin farted on my pillow during that sleepover that one time...