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Here’s the stump. This is on our family land. He speculates that possibly there was a hole in the tree when he had a house built out there 16 years ago and one of the workers put a bottle in and the hole grew over. Kind of a surprise though to find it sealed in there!
EDIT: aww gee whiz.. most viral. Send other pics of garbage that you found in organic things that have been cut open.
Riggityriggitywrecked1
Well I suppose that's one way to hide your drugs at the work site
Appel99
I’ve found chicken bones and pudding cups in my walls, it’s a very nasty habit.
Bimmler
It's been soaked in wood for ages. That is probably really flammable water.
SpeedBeetle
Drink it.
TheWh1teRabb1t
Recycle.
Syko73
NOw you've done it, you've released the demon from his woody prison.
digme
*attaches chainsaw hand*
3SpareParts
Perfect place for my pirate booty
digme
Nature’s toilet
SweatySalami
I disagree with your claims. That looks like a newer and thinner eco friendly water bottle with that crinkley plastic. Not yet 16 years old.
digme
These water bottles were around 16 years ago. Either Ozarka or HEB brand most likely.
mlfkdf8888
Um science side of imgur I need some help with this. WTF?!
digme
If you find the golden bottle then you get a tour of the magical nestle water bottling plant with old Mr. Nestle himself. Get to choppin’!
treehatshrimp
Piss
haHAaaaaaahhh
i don't believe you. bottled water hasn't been around that long
SociallyInept1
Boo-urns Mr.Radley!
sorrelUk
I read 'water beetle' and thought, that's huge, how did it survive? what did it eat? 15 minutes later "ohh it was a water bottle!" I'm smart
butwhatamisaying
lucidity4all
Your dad is lying to you
Imalwaysready
Duh, there's a giant hole right there on top.
digme
MarvinTheMartiansDog
That's the face he makes when you didn't see him put the quaaludes in the water bottle.
ikooters
Jebus. Your FP edit could end up going horribly wrong. Be careful what you ask for.
digme
:D
r333
Youmaynotagree
Well, the ocean is pretty full of garbage found in organic things.. but I don't think we're ready for dissection posts just yet
digme
Seen worse on Imgur. :)
quenchcrack17
Bullsh! Or maybe Horsh!
digme
Treesh
IronMagnus
Is there an expiration date printed on the bottle?
digme
Have no idea.
BlownByTheMonsignor
digme
There’s a kid encased inside that trunk no doubt.
Hoiloidl
Nature finds a way. And a bike.
digme
It’s a Venus fly wood.
CrankyCook
It’s a voodoo priestesses potion. Drinking it could make you ...
digme
Could make you what?!! I gotta know! I already drank it!
goflyblind
could make you poop and vomit. a lot. like a lot a lot.
Marmonator
But that being said it's too late for OP. We can assume he is currently going through a several hour long bathroom session.
digme
Damn.. voodoo is powerful.
MisforMancy
I guess you can say you guys are stumped
intashu
"man cuts down tree, you wooden believe what he finds inside!"
digme
That would be one disappointing clickbait article - “It’s a BOTTLE!”
MissSpelledTattoo
Way to get to the root of the situation!
EnigmaV8
They should just leaf well enough alone. (crap, I tried)
MissSpelledTattoo
You're barking up the right tree of you want my sympathy!
SatoriEnlightenment
Let’s see the other part of the tree with the hole in it.
digme
The other part of the tree didn’t have a hole in it except for the hollowed out middle.
SatoriEnlightenment
Thanks for the reply. Can we see the other part of the tree with the hollowed out middle? That would be interesting too. Thanks.
digme
Yeah, I guess it would now that you mention it but I don’t have one. I’ll see if he does.
SatoriEnlightenment
Ok
HawkFace13
Worst loot ever
BlueskydragonFX
Meh standard 1 Dirty Water in the FO universe. Refreshing rads!
PersonalityFire
https://imgur.com/gUxzSYB
SlimySlimerson
Not in Zelda
JesusCrusader
Not unless it's fallout 3
Shimobe
Why would an ent have a water bottle anyway?
IsolatedThinker
Codex looting Zaboo after they drop his mother is pretty bad too.
tastybees
Hahhahahahha
BuzzKiIlington
Dirty Water doesn't give awful heals as long as you can deal with the Rads
Khrome
its probably a bottle of chewing tobacco spit. which by now has evolved into a self contained universe of bacteria
sturmhauke
headbrah
Vanilla Destiny 1
LordRevan2584
Oh a purple engran? It's Blue now fuck you. Oh you want a Orpheus Rig? SUCK MY BLUE BALL'S HERE ANOTHER LUCK PANTS BITCH
ZachWinstead
Try destiny 2 year 1 waaaaaaaaay worse!!!
MithridateEupator
Ummm. did you ever play d1? Destiny 2 is much much better.
BLATANTHUMANISM
Destiny 2 COULD have been better . But it's not its absolute shit.
SincerelyHated
Dude that whole franchise is bad. Shadiest AAA devs in the business.
MithridateEupator
Disagree. The games are beautiful, content is being added regularly, I don't know what more you could want from an MMO.
LollipopFromHell
Did you taste the water? does it have tree like taste?
Warmblood
Petition to drink the black stump water !!!
poscduke
Wood you try it?
LarsWijn
It's soaked in wood!
digme
Oddly it tasted like chewing tobacco.
obviouscoconut
Totallyscrewedinaustin
KeyMasher
HeyItsJP
My dude...why did you have to say that
bthighlander
PabloTh3Ninja
So...a bunch of dip spit. Niceeeeeee
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
circlebreaker
*chaw hitting spittoon SFX*
Stinkdog
Pa ting
Moorglademover
This dog;
..the story is even stranger.
bananerbread
Fuck off with the click bait title and no source.
Vaeevictiss
Ya, read that one a while back. That had to be an awful way to go. Horrible fate for just being a good boy.
JamsE
Looks like he lost his... bark. ?
whitewater0034
I have seen many terrible things, but this is one of the few that upsets me.
Freakingdoomguy
Dude by opening the tree you freed the evil within, you done fucked up
KnifeKnut
He barked up the wrong tree.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
What is this FB? Get that click bait sentence out of here!
MLUdrea
Click bait the comment. It chased game up a tree and got stuck.
CanPake
corbynDallas
People were out with their hunting dog, dog disappeared. For many years later mummified in tree
GiantWookie
Well thanks for fucking up my day
YouThinkThatsBad
The story would be better if the dog disappeared and they found it like that a couple days later
WolnyLogin
or... couple days EARLIER!
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gonesurfyn
Only upvoted you for your user name.
fabulouspizza
Horrible
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
I thought i was having a stroke trying to read that.
corbynDallas
Found* sorry a single typo caused you a stroke sir.
TotallyNotTheCIA
I believe there is more than just the typo. The sentence structure is off and you dropped some words
alvastar
Arent you familiar with how people tell stories with 140 char? If you had a stroke from that one typo this site will be bad for your health!
corbynDallas
More than likely, I have been drinking.
pbiersac
What's the story?
perfecteye18
Dog got stuck in a tree and died
AManIsNoOne
That's fucking strange.
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Bodie1Knobie
The link is redirecting me to a page not found?
RealApu
https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/06/mummified-remains-dog-found-lodged-inside-tree-trunk-7292329/
Mailgirl333
Damn. Question 1: Was he named "Stuckie" before, or after? (Crappy way to die, thought.)
no01
Poor dog
SmashingPlatypus
His name was "Stuckie"... How appropriate.