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alt text: Cartoon depicting two identical men side by side. One in front of a blue background, the other in front of a red background.
Text: A Trump government community bulletin.
Know your ICE agent:
Being able to discern between a federally authorized ICE agent and a criminal kidnapper within seconds of first interaction is absolutely essential.
Ice agent: gaiter mask, no identification, military grade arms, no uniform, camo pants from Walmart, unmarked vehicle.
Criminal kidnapper: gaiter mask, no identification, military grade arms, no uniform, camo pants from Walmart, unmarked vehicle.
If your abductor is an ICE agent, you must obey, comply and submit. If your abductor is a criminal kidnapper, you are free to fight for your life.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Ice: "Don't call us Trump's Secret Police. (It's a secret)."
anirri
The biggest issue with this is you know some fucks are dressing up as ice just to kidnap ppl
Ink41d0
9 out of 10 times, if you gun down an ICE agent, no you didn't. 1 times out of 10, if you gun down an actual ICE agent, good work, keep thinning the disease-ridden Neo-Nazi herds.
emu314159127001
Camo pants? How fancy! I see a lot of jeans in every video
Atlinfahl
breadedfishstrip
Now that ICE has a budget thrice that of the US marines maybe they can afford actual uniforms
sjester42
ICE aren't government, put a bullet in them.
SilentScreamsX
If an unidentified person tries to take you, you're well within your rights to fight back.
moodytravesty
If ICE is going to facilitate your deportation and death, maybe shoot first - sorry, I meant fight back - in defense against both?
PolitiCat
They won't identify properly, so you have to assume they are criminals and deal accordingly with them.
But better to be proactive and go after their masters.
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
Considering the fact that these "agents" are taking orders from an illegitimate president and his illegitimate cabinet members it doesn't matter if they're Ice or impostors. They are committing assault and kidnapping, and every single one of us has the right to protect ourselves, even with lethal force.
evilspock
Reminds me of the scene in the bar in Raiders of the lost Ark:
"Shoot zem. Shoot zem both."
VinnyVeritas
The old phrase " Kill them all and let God sort it out " may be trending
Zuegma197777
I guess ones who cruise around to snatch people aren't ice agents.
KAPTAINKAMIKAZEE
Apparently the official advice is "ICE agents work in groups of at least two, if you suspect that you are being engaged by an ICE agent who is not legitimate then call the police". Personally I think that advice is woefully inadequate and that proper regulations that are clearly communicated to the public in regards to how ICE agents are allowed to operate and present themselves are SORELY needed
egoAristippos
This reminds me of the identification chart for mushroom collectors.
The pictures đâđŤare identical, but the description varies between excellent taste đand deadly poisonous â ď¸
normalperson123
Welcome to America. If you're a homeowner, just murder anyone lurking around your front porch. Unless they're a cop who didn't identify themself, then you're legally on the hook. And if you're a cop, you should assume the homeowner might shoot you so don't be afraid to shoot them first. And if you're some random drunk and accidentally approached your neighbor's house instead of your own, you will also get shot. If you're actually a criminal, well, you'd better be carrying.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
I hate this graphic for one major reason. The statement that says if your abductor is an ICE agent, you must submit and comply.
Fuck that noise. These posts that hinge on the "legitimacy" of the abductors, as if having a warrant changes anything, is fucking stupid to the highest degree.
testzero
It's supposed to be... ironic? satirical? it's written from the POV of someone who argues "If you're being detained by a law enforcement officer, the CORRECT course of action is to obey and work it out later. If you haven't done anything wrong, there's nothing to fear." So, pointing out how that's a bullshit argument is exactly the point the infographic is trying to make.
testzero
Same energy as this.
deweydecibel
I wish this was satire
JinButOnHisPhone
It literally is satire though - dark, true, satire.
feilgood
Flatten their tires. It's cheap and easy.
elucca
Just don't get caught or they might kidnap you.
xanthio
cheap diagonal cutters from Harbor Freight.. cut the valve stem of the tire.. you won't cut yourself, and you'll blowout the tire rapidly
DangerTrain
Okay so, that description is just done by AI right? What the fuck?
BenYourFriend
Not necessarily. It described the image with no ai hallucinations, and saying âalt textâ with a description of the image isnât uncommon â it helps people who canât see or read because tts programs can read âalt textâ in a description while they canât really read the text of the image. At least, they couldnât before, idk if itâs different now, but the description of everything in the image doesnât seem at all out of place to me
davidaugust
You are correct, handmade alt text. It is regrettable that @DangerTrain does not care about accessibility.
Niagaran
Still waiting on a "good guy with a gun" to step the fuck up.
CptJohnYossarian
It's almost like all the 2A "from my cold dead hands" fuckwits are all a bunch of spineless bootlickers
foxpotate
Statistically speaking, due to the number of proud boys, illegal mercs and assorted neonazis looking for ICE bounties: you are far more likely to accidentally injure or kill someone defending yourself/others that they have to immediately disavow rather than actual ice or criminals/serial killers out for their own aims. That's why they skitter away like deer from twig snap when pressed at seemingly "legitimate operations" they likely dont have warrants or badges and cant afford to get caught.
ExTechOp
Consider how the majority of the people on ICE raids do not seem to be actual ICE staff, but auxiliary officers cosplaying as ICE with very random equipment and training, as seen in multiple videos.
InTangier
Not to mention the Patriot Front losers. They already scurry away when they get any resistance, but they feel really tough when in a group. This is the kind of shit they'd love to try.
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CaldariBob
That's BRILLIANT. Don't let the naysayers tell you otherwise!
BistoNation
Try polystyrene mixed with gasoline
squidmaster42
Gasoline isn't acidic though...
/s
alittleglassvial
Somebody might take you seriously in this timeline (&I wouldnât blame them)
pritolus
Eh, the worst outcome is some criminal kidnapper (state sanctioned or otherwise) gets permanently disfigured
mrhowser
Our government has now joined the league of Enforced Disappearance nations. We are now aligned in that way with Russia, China, Argentina, Syria, and others... Welcome to the club.
Rebatu
You were never not in the club. You were just not doing it at this scale and so blatantly in the open.
There might have been a few years hiatus between Bush Jr and Trump
BeardicPerformance
The US joined that club decades ago. They just started doing it to their own people recently too.
MutatedHorse
Stop acting like the US was anything close to what it is now.
BeardicPerformance
I think the people they disappeared into Guantanamo to torture endlessly without trial, appeal, or public record probably donât see much difference. Just because their names were Muhammad and Abdul instead of Jose and Pablo doesnât make them any less deserving of due process and basic human rights.
Itâs wrong now and it was wrong then and it will still be wrong tomorrow.
Jewdakris
Get a baton and some pepper spray. Call it an ice breaker and ice melter.
Subsound
They have guns.
Jewdakris
Make them shoot you. This revolution isn't gonna begin until someone dies. It's very sad to say and unfortunate, but no revolution can start without a true martyr for everyone to rally around. The George Floyd protests are a good example of causing a groundswell. If they shoot an American citizen on camera while providing no proof of who they are in any capacity, the revolution will begin.
Subsound
Its easy to sacrifice an online strangers life.
How about you take the bullet for the cause.
Jewdakris
I don't have anything to live for but I'm also not the demo anyone is gonna rally behind if you understand what I mean. At some point it's not gonna be a stranger, they are gonna come for everyone and if you don't stand up and take a bullet you end up in a prison camp. I know if given that choice I'd rather be dead so yeah, I'll fight back.
Subsound
You didnt give 2 shits about my situation or family before telling me to sacrifice myself for the cause, Im not sure why youd tell me about whatever you have going on.