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Jun 18, 2025 5:06 PM
kirbybhoy
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applesforjuice
#10 yeah a lot of guys are starved for intimacy. Beautiful girl holding you and trusting you? Body might react. Particularly if the only intimacy society allows men to experience is sexual.
ce644225
Faze would be like your tattoo artist sucks.d
RequineCounts
#4 Shia labeouf purely to give him the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
zacknotzatch
#12 unfortunately this is fake
MaybeIllDisappear
#18 Mildred is fucking brutal.
jointdawg94
#10 lament is aphrodisiac in my country
ProfessorMatt
#2 The picture gets even better when you find out that the original wish was “I want a giant horse cock growing out of my crotch.”
DarkCloud7777
#10 That doesn't mean anything, that's just a bug.
nojustsayitdont
Birthday fundraiser?
nojustsayitdont
Zixtank
#4 Henry Cavill
Clayman8
#4 Les Stroud.
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#12 was this a real quote?
OrigamiBeetles
#4 Brendan Fraser. Pedro Pascal. Steve Irwin. Al Yankovic. Bob Ross. Keanu Reaves. Andre the Giant.
nojustsayitdont
Captainplanetmotherfucker
#19 I have no doubt he would have been THE most followed celebrity on there.
Detacheddavid
#1 He probably will say:
KeeweeBanana
Is #12 real?
TyphoonMuscles
#5 I saw a video recently of 100 russians being asked if they're homophobic. Over 80 said no, but many of those people also said that they wouldn't like it if their children were gay. It got me thinking about how there's a difference in how we consider the ideas of things versus their actuality. Like how I would say I'm not afraid of spiders, but I still wouldn't want to have a tarantula on me. Spiders aren't the same as gays, but it helps with understanding the mindset of semi-homophobes.
TyphoonMuscles
The image made me think of the pondering I did, which is why I wrote this crap.
RetrogradeLlama
#4
flarp
Funny, my first thought was Stanley Tucci and he’s great in that movie.
grhope
I feel like he would not enjoy being in the woods at all.
duhqueenmoki
#4 Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Hugh Jackman, Morgan Freeman, Nicolas Cage, Keanu Reeves, Jackie Chan, Ryan Gosling, Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Cain, Jim Carrey, Ben Kingsly, Robin Williams, Tom Holland, Matt Berry, Harvey Guillen, Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, Nick Offerman, Dwayne Johnson, Ruan Reynolds, Steve Buscemi, Mark Hamill, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Brendan Fraser, Chris Evans
JanCicvarek
#6 it is smart so you can clearly listen all ads
ionicseraph
#2 I'm not saying I'd be thrilled, but I wouldn't be entirely disappointed to have one
memedrift2410
#10 sorry ladies... That's just kinda a thing. Blame evolution or.. Just being monsters.
spontaneous9
#11 Arnold Palmer carrot goes as Arnold Palmer carrot pleases.
samwyze
What does this have to do with iced-tea and lemon--OHHHH!
zacknotzatch
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a254dDU3ajV6eWFmdDd5ZmV2MjZ5MTgwdTV6MHRkOTJzaG4zeXZyZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA/200w.webp
TanithRosenbaum
#2 Genies never misunderstand wishes. What they love to do however is "misunderstand" wishes...
nojustsayitdont
Exactly.
Sneeje
#2 "misunderstood"
Tolocamp
#10 It is 2025, we still need to educate people on involuntary body functions ? Sometimes out of the blue i go "What's up buddy ? What have you seen ?" and be left with no answer except for him being battle-ready.
CanuckleheadCan
My ex got an erection during his M.D. exam.
rbudrick
Zooming in on the thumbnail, I can see a potential reason why it be the way it do.
TheNonSequiturFairy
Yeah. Guys can be insensitive horndog assholes, but sometimes the body genuinely does have a mind of its own.
That said, I can’t blame her for being annoyed, and I wouldn’t assume she was calling the guy an asshole. It could be more of a “damn my luck” thing.
BigJoocy
Yeah, if she's crying in his arms then she's making physical contact, and as soon as her crying hits the rhythmic, full-body sobbing phase, his train is pulling out of the station.
Sex could be that last thing on his mind at the moment, but his body doesn't know the difference in sensations. Rhythmic bodily contact is rhythmic bodily contact.
empire161
It’s 100% a pure biological reaction. My wife has cried in my arms a few times - death of her grandmother, bad days at work, fear when her mom got Covid early on, etc. Full mast every single time.
Equinox13
Yeah, it's understandable that it happened, and it's understandable being uncomfortable that it happened.
jesuisgur
Yeah, once a friendly kid sat on me while visiting some friends and started jumping up and down... I was horrified at the result and broke into a cold sweat. I later sat closer to the table to avoid repeating the experience.
PeachesTheDestroyer
#1 I know a girl who got a giant one of these on her left side from the middle of her rib cage down to her hip bone. So dumb.
ardinmcallister
WTF is it the logo for?
PeachesTheDestroyer
Famous Stars. It's a clothing line owned by Travis Barker.
ardinmcallister
Gross. What nitwit gets a brand logo tattoo?
BronyDanza
FortifiedWhine
#1 Don't even remember what logo was.
HawkmanXLII
I don't think I've ever seen it.
davcam
My Highschool temporarily banned this logo because it looked too much like a weapon. This was right after the Virginia Tech shooting. The HS admin overreacted and banned anything gun related because that might "provoke" students. People hated it so much they convened a forum meeting with parents, students, HS admin and the district. The district overruled the HS admin and rescinded the ban because they didn't get authorization and unfairly restricted free speech.
heroesblood
Ah yes, banning things that look like weapons, such as the letter F, folded paper, and overcoats
xlr82xs
My school banned part of it's own uniform because people thought the brown driza-bone looked like a black trenchcoat after Columbine.
JoshAndBurn
Don't forget Pop-tarts.
https://youtu.be/QNTB_w_dTl4
School administrators are a JOKE with banning "provocative" things. When I was in high school, anything that a teacher / admin didn't like or that was too popular too quickly was deemed "gang affiliated" and extremely dangerous.
TektronixTDS360
Looks like it was for Famous Stars and Straps, which is/was Travis Barker's (drummer for Blink182) clothing line.
CanuckleheadCan
He survived a plane crash...him and one other out of 6 people. That's gotta be life altering.
HawkmanXLII
A clothing logo tattoo? Fuckin tacky.
ApothecaryGrant
noonehasthisoneyet
Probably just a bootleg anyway
HawkmanXLII
If Lacoste gave me $50,000 I'd get that tattoo. At least it's a bit subtle.
Phlyn
i'd just leave it as an easter egg in a pec/sleeve tatt
FluffykinsTheDestroyer
I'm not up to date on my Blink-182 Lore, is he an asshole now/was he an asshole?
albaboss
Yes? He got in deep with the Kardashians but honestly on the show he seems sane and is a great father. Also it could just be in comparison to others and/ or what the show wants you to see
aloharamada
Got those vibes, too, - he did a reality show with some beauty queen trophy wife in the mid 2000s and is now with some Kardashian, while looking like he does, which makes him seem fake af - but a friend of mine who's a cameraman got to work with him a few years back and he insisted he was actually really friendly and stuff... not that it proves anything, but being nice to crew and easy to work with is usually a good sign.
DrSchlepenstein
He did get a divorce and then started dating a Kardashian at one point. So it probably makes him an asshole now.
koalamonster
He married the Kardashian, and they have a kid. And at least one of the older kids had to ask them to stop making out in front of them because it makes them uncomfortable. They're a bit ick.
FjordFiskursson
He certainly looks like an asshole.
srsfaceI8C
A lot of the sweetest people I've ever met in my life look similar tbh. Probably time we stopped judging people based off their tattoos.
FjordFiskursson
To be honest, I'm judging him based of his hat.
hetnkik999
I remember watching a performance on SNL, can't remember the singer, but it was absolutely terrible. But the drummer was going off and absolutely amazing, and I never even really pay attention to drummers. I even told my girlfriend, this song sucks but the drummer's crazy good. And then it turned out it was Travis Barker.
So long story short, great drummer though, lol
DaveTheScientist
Oh yeah the dude is a fucking legend on the drums. Truly world class. Which was always funny in blink 182, because the other 2 dudes were really bad at their instruments. They still managed to write fun songs though.