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I’m here for free ❤️❤️❤️
secretbebsidrinker
#38 something something whirlwind romance
twisteddkarma
I like the Chia Pet car.....
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
#4
bitcherlander
Everything's a drive through if you're brave enough
dumpsterfolk
that sign couldn't be posted quicker
PapiChuloNumeroUno
#12 if this is your cup of tea, I may recommend http://zverige.com/kingkong/
DrizztLink
We need to get that Long Neck kid and team him up with that horrifying Wario. Dude would make a wonderful Waluigi.
DrizztLink
mr8kc
#10 Should have stapled it the the original poster....
maninthedarkness
Are you implying the person who added the picture has the stapler?
mr8kc
Maaaaaybe. Or they could have used it as an opportunity to troll, at the very least.
igooutsidesometimes
#46 - When superheroes land they look like squirrels.
Bernerninator
When superheroes land they look like squirrels scratching their armpit with hind leg
EatingSnow
SuperTacticalSandwich
I can't even afford to look at a picture of #7
AmArschdieRaeuber
You can if they keep using that tub and everything gets moldy.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Yeah, if they've like, hired me to come clean it
pollaken
Wait ain't that a norman helmet, viking helmets had "glasses" and yes I know normans are decended from vikings link to propper helmet 1/2
pollaken
2/2 https://en.natmus.dk/typo3temp/assets/images/csm_Gjermundbu_645_59e1624a48_014e150618.jpg
maninthedarkness
Who in Europe isn't descended from a viking? They've had interactions with Arabs, even.
NameyMcUsername
Those squirrels are scratching, not landing
TheOrangeLady
Damn. I was going to suggest that we call it squirrels landingsbane from now on. But never mind then.
boevis
astrangehop
Remember that time a city released so many balloons it killed six people?
EatingSnow
Sauroctonus
Oh yes. I think it was Chicago.
Sauroctonus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_%2786 Cleveland... Eh, close enough.
EatingSnow
Oh. that's terrifying.
CaptainAham
That one guy looks a lot like superman
penzar
You mean Clark Kent?
Maldraek
#5 that is a few thousand dollars' worth of lightsaber replicas.
Fairdinkums
I want that rocking bike
DoktorPete
Throw a u-joint and a couple dampers on there and you could probably get it to lean a little, too.
Threewisemen
#7 will never work. The wooden tub will float in the water.
maninthedarkness
Noughmad
You just have to soak it in wood first.
OneCraftyHooker
Is that guy in the ice castle Yukon Cornelius looking for a bumble?
ComoSeIguana
#2
kirmes
One of the most underrated movies.
thalasand
Into the light I command thee!
Myshaele
I have sooooo many questions...
MiniDemonic
You people cant pet your cats for 5 min without getting bitten? WTF is wrong with you? Never had a cat bite or walk away after 5 min..
gandolffoogray
I thought the same thing at first, then I thought about trying to pet someone else's cat for even 5 seconds without getting bitten.
craque
when other posts say they're a random dump but they will never truly be as random as this dump, +1
1bitterbulb
NigerianNitemare
#1
maninthedarkness
The ads these days are way too sped up Benny Hill-style. Too busy wanting to laugh than to get it on.
thungoda
Love it. Delightfully random.
Maldraek
Tactical Doggo
FudgeThis
That Wario is pure nightmare-fuel
sarabearr
That’s not a Viking helmet. That’s just a regular old knight helmet.
maninthedarkness
Most vikings wore what they acquired from their raids. A lot were modified to suit their taste, such as maybe adding horns.
pollaken
yea he is right that's a Norman style helmet, decended from vikings but not vikings. a viking helmet would have the "glasses"
ihateimgurffs
Vikings had helmets like that. No idiot would go into battle with horns on their helmet, easy hacking and grabbing points.
pollaken
https://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/weapons/helmets/
pollaken
viking helmets had "glasses" in front protecting the cheek bones and hiding the face sometimes with atatched chainmail below
IZ42
That's a spangenhelm with some mail dangly bits by all appearances. Introduced into Europe via Russia from farther east and characterized by
IZ42
A multi-segment construction riveted together. It was very common throughout Europe in the first millennia CE and the early second millennia
IZ42
Evidenced by its depiction in the Bayeux tapestry, including among the Vikings. In fact Knights as we know them came almost entirely after
IZ42
The insane popularity of the spangenhelm, and with its successor the Nasal helm, which is similar in design but a single piece of metal. So
IZ42
The Spangenhelm is very much a viking helmet and not a knight helmet, in that everyone including the Vikings used it, and knights weren't
rubber1duckie
Nah it's owned by a guy named Viking
TheCarolingian
Bob? Bob Viking? The helmet guy? Makes sense.
2fligh2high
defaultuser01
Falling in style
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
I expected a Salmon maneuver
toastofman
dirtyrussian
Does anyone know what kind of bruising/injury, if any, these guys end up with?
2fligh2high
Blue balls
Cuziik
Its «dødsing» championship in Oslo, if you look closely you can see he curls up right before hitting the water. No injuries, source: done it
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DropBearAttack
Pain is temporary, unless you have a chronic pain disease.
hailyourself666
As someone with fibro, owch!
RTZyron
The definition of "Big Dick Energy."
RelaxYourself
I'm just here for #1 source
Mordy9
Just a Hairstyle tutorial
bmouse127001
Hairstyle tutorials are the best though!
Divinyll
Same
peterned
Can't be sure given the state of the pixels. https://xkcd.com/1683/
bubblehs
@
fbutt09
Scrolled to the comments expecting this. Wasn’t disappointed
working30hoursADay
Mindi Mink & Vanessa Veracruz
ilovefupas
Yeah
TheMicktrex
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c26f89a4af5d
LV1BlueSlime
Ah, Stepdaughter. Of Course.
DudeBored
.
Daedex
.
SquirrelFaceBoy
Witnessed! His name was TheMicktrex.
FsImgur
Looks like Madeleine Stowe
chad57
Dot
gaenaralhonk
Looks like Vanessa Veracruz to me
Chouilste
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chad57
Dot
StormWinterwind
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GradyG
Enjoyed most of them. Expect the lightsaber one. Why did it irk me that Maul’s twin saber wasn’t at the end/front
lljkstonefish
I don't see Yoda's mini one either.
dogmoind
I would've gone red/blue/red etc. Personally. But Maul's should definitely be on an end.
friendsofsandwiches
NOOOo body expects the Lightsaber Inquisition!
TheDetonated
Agreed
GradyG
Thank you. THERE ARE DOZENS OF US
mnmmr3000
LITERALLY DOZENS!
chalkydude
Yeah, the kylo saber could've book-ended the other side and the normie sabers in middle. Or at least do a blue and red half.
mcoulter876
I scrolled just to see who commented this very thing. And now, I scroll back up to finish the dump.
jgluth101
You’re hung up on size. But display order was based on how badass/iconic the lightsaber’s owner was. Vader>Maul>Ren. Or maybe chronological?
Dryheat
They would make a hell of a noise all on at the same time.
EvolvedMonkeyFlyingThroughSpace
Can here to say this, thankyou.
HackerJacker
I'm more disturbed by the invasion into handrail territory
Vyrro
I except foul play...
bigherm8
except the unexcepted
ImAnActionBirb
Accept the unaccepted
WinoCrimesand69s
That and Dukus is missing. His curved hilt was always unique and cool to me
ShaveSteedlesmack
Except*
DeKetsendeRechter
Even better, diagonally on the bottom running beneath the others.
Peterowski
Release order of each trilogy? Made sense to me.
mimomisu
Kylo's and Maul's are next to each other.
Peterowski
Yeah. By release date. 70s-->2000s--->now
mimomisu
True, I guess but the order still doesn't make sense on the wall, right?
Peterowski
How so?