Mar 1, 2018 1:19 AM
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realbrickwall
I can do that too, just as long as it's not a beverage that tastes like rat piss.
Jest3r123
Fuck yea Marine!
SexyClaptrap
USA! USA! USA AYY AYY!
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
PapaBearclaw
Of course he's a Marine.
RiverCityHawkeye
A country full of fine folks that play hard and work harder. A rifle behind every blade of grass, a fire in every gut. Make it so.
NicholasCageisGOD
v
AzothTheGuildRat
Yeah.... I can chug water pretty fast too.
BlastFingerton
Semper Fi.
Buddy77
Marine challenge
nvregen1
Murica!
DanewolfStone
Peak American performance.
imdonewithpickingusernames
springtemper
Leave it to a marine! Oohrah! And people say you don't learn anything useful for the "real"world in the Corps...
TalkingTacos
Ilove314159
I think he’s more than just a member. I’d guess he’s captain of the US Drinking team.
grudgingtad
deleteder
Ereeeh
GentryMarine
Rah
Frozenstethoscope
Oorah!
skinnerspondbouy
Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? A: Because it's fucking close to water!
oznogster
Damn you beat me to it...
You pretty much summed up my existance on Imgur
Theimgurianwayoflife
Is this a summer or winter sport?
bmwood5150
All year baby!
DeathclawDefibrillator
+1 for the EGA Semper Fi
quattroformaggix4
Bob Hawke. Australian Prime Minister. 2.5 Pints in 11 seconds.
Mockingbirb
That's why he is the Prime Minister! Right?
SaltyInternetPirate
Germans don't need to make such contraptions to put in more beer. They use huge beer steins.
RandomActsOfSarcasm
BubbaRunski
Soda, beer, and liquor all at once? Ew.
BananazForScalz
Herbivore710
Downvote for littering
Thanatos121
This needs to be like, at least 10 minutes longer. I need to see what happened.
NachoPete
Let me get this right... he had bottles of beer, Coke, and vodka?
MoreOvaltinePlz
Worst gut rot ever
idrinkmoney
You think the vest is for his safety?!
blakeatwork
I think that's supposed to be a XXL basketball jersey
yesisaiditnotsorry
He works for the city. That guy that paints the lines on the highways. Yup, that's him.
Ihaventdoneanythingyet
He ded. Supa ded.
FakeNewsCanBeFun
From a mickey, a beer, and a coke? Look. His form was excellent; the man deserves credit. But that is not a lot of alcohol.
Ha when I chug a fifth it's not the alcohol that'd kill. Me it's the dumb choices lol.
windexismygravy
Fucking hell!
Rare to see TP with such little spillage
misanthropicallygregarious
Christ, you might as well just inject the alcohol and sugar straight into your veins at that point.
Martellus
With all that alcohol, i think it replaced all his blood at this point.
ThelmaTidwell
Maybe he’s afraid of needles.
I was thinking an anal funnel
trollAESTHETIC
*laughs in German*
Logaems
At least, this guy already has the "Paulanermuskel"...on the other hand, it's probably an american standart.
nightshonor
You really thnk that you can beat us at the 40-ounce beer bagpipe?
Lmao, and how exactly does that sound
love it!
ghost9687
I just want to point out those are 2 12oz bottles in an empty 24oz can
lovesecretsexandgod
That’s what I thought as well
MrBinns
The 24oz was full too
EntropicGolem
Stay tuned - Tomorrow is Everclear
docslummp
Wish it was bleach
samrevem
I bet you're a hoot at parties.
mac821
Are you serious? Dude doesn't go to parties at all.
ArchonIlladrya
He ded
oGalaxy
https://youtu.be/fWdOUaQq_Y4 already beat him to it
CrocAMileInMyShoes
Never in my life could I do that. Awful.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
So hard to watch. Hope he immediately got his stomach pumped...
Alavar
He did.
SquiggleBerries
Can you explain why everclear is so bad to my friend
IronRod
It's about 95% alcohol. There's no way he drank that, it must have been water.
It's nearly pure alcohol. Drinking that much can kill you.
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Stay classy America.
Nathaniel93
Never crash a country's towers twice
mojo69
We will, baby.
peppeh
Hell yeah!!
JustHereForTheRiots
As often as possible. That has wine in it right?
CelticGirl0129
We are not doing OK, please send help.
Make America drunk again!
LittleLordThudleroy
We've thrown in the towel on that one
What?? This is what peak performance looks like!!
Ibrakadabra4
That motherfucker is strong!
andmar0401
I miss Dugan more and more with each passing day :(
TheRagingCow
And some people say we don't have culture...
TheFeralDog
Psh you think Germas, Russians or Irish couldn't or wouldn't do this?
Snowerti
Russians are marathon drinkers. They can't shotgun a beer but will drink more vodka over dinner than a standard liver can handle
Not in that shirt they wouldn't.
Wronggifplacement
Its the patriotism. Thats the problem.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with patriotism.
flyingmonsters
So it's wrong to be patriotic towards your country?
freddyflash311
Wait do we seriously have a drinking team? Like, professionally drinking?
Goronhead
Professional alcoholism, woo!
BifPib
https://youtu.be/nF-wJ0j61rQ
SCHRAMB0
Beerfest is real?
StillNotYouTube
omg I get to see super troopers 2 in 4 weeks!
CrackerJackPrize
Yep also I’m a member of the FBI. Federal BOOBIE inspector!
Rakkndon
If we do it would just be filled with a bunch of college students. Im saying this as a college student.
godskook
Do you really think people would do that? Lie on a shirt? In real life?
ChickenROAR
Is... Is this against other nations? Germany, Japan, Spain?
hal9000xp
Most countries do
Meirril
It is hard to support the US team when the international competition just floors them. Russians, Germans and Auzzies dominate.
DragonDildoChandelier
In Russia it's just the entire population
mobileimgurlags
Yes I have a tank top that says I'm also part of the U.S. official drinking team and you know it's official cause it has a beer opener on it
SaiyajinPrinceTarble
And I'm part of the department of federal body inspections as per my FBI shirt.
WhatzitTooya
It's not official without start & stripes suspenders!
But most of us on the team can use anything hell Ricky in Texas twists off every cap even if they're not designed to twist off
naj1987
Th idea that an American drinking team would be able to compete against any Northern European country is laughable.
MissAizea
Where do you think we got all our white people from?
It’s cultural not race related e.g prohibition.
HolyStalactite
Did you not see that amazing documentary Beerfest.
2graves
A poignant snapshot of the difficulties arising from corporate espionage on an international scale
PenguinalParadox
.
onecowboytoo
I am still waiting for Potfest.
Xialdin
Who knows, we're about to get Super Troopers 2, maybe Potfest isn't so far behind? A man can dream!
CaptDadBod
Yeah... it's called the Marines... the emblem on his hat represents his humble beginnings in that Barracks School of Alcoholism...
Alpinecrags
Semper Fidelis. I'm drunk right now.
Oorah!!
Bolognapogna
Air Force Ammo also reporting in. The adventure of the iron liver is an exploration of dreams, bad decisions and friendship.
kalas1973
Having met U.S. Marines, can confirm with vigor. They also chair the official crayon eating club.
Whoops, wrong thread. Too much drinking..... Oorah!!!
Wait, it looked like the wrong thread... Too much drinking or technical error? Help!
CapTrooper
US Army Barracks School of Alcoholism reporting in. Let's team up for maximum drunkness/NJP
d0o0o0d
If you want maximum drunkenness, you need to get the Navy involved.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
No drunk butt stuff tho.
...just between the two of us, don't turn your back on anyone wearing a dolphin.
RagingWatersEatsMyFriedAss
The shirt says it all.
RetroArt
God damn I love America
biggestblackestjesus
*stomach
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Shit, I was gonna say that the BELLY says it all. Still cool though
JapAnus
I want one. Wait no I'm Russian, I want one like it.
Actually it says "USA DRINKING TEAM"
Oh yeah? Well this says otherwise:
somewhatwiseguy
BunnyBeaaaar
"USA drinking team". cute.
Zeroforwinger
derpfacemcgee
So does the Milwaukee tumor
chardlz
The way it's stretched says more
It's called a "fuel tank for a party machine".
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
Bear belly says it all.
shadokastur0776
BEAR belly? Terrifying.
ThinkingDeeply
*color
And the hat shows where he got his initial training.
circlebreaker
*gut explodes out of pants*
memeologees
And the gut
WannaBeStarDust
The hat says more. Semper Fi
NateDogg119
Err!
SweepTheLegsJohnny
My first thought,Of course he was in the Marines.
Oorah.
ScaliasDissents
Beat me to it. Rah!
Ignorant Question: Do marines watch NCIS & if so, do they enjoy its Vaseline screened nostalgia?
I enjoy the show, although the newer seasons aren't as good I'm my opinion
helpidontknowmyname
I think he needs a healthier hobby.
I think you need to keep your stupid opinions to yourself
As an Irish-American, I respectfully disagree.
It's more cheaper hoby than let's say fishing..
You must be from the south, too. Let's get drunk and fish.
Eskim0J0e
Um... me too?
realbrickwall
I can do that too, just as long as it's not a beverage that tastes like rat piss.
Jest3r123
Fuck yea Marine!
SexyClaptrap
USA! USA! USA AYY AYY!
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
PapaBearclaw
Of course he's a Marine.
RiverCityHawkeye
A country full of fine folks that play hard and work harder. A rifle behind every blade of grass, a fire in every gut. Make it so.
NicholasCageisGOD
AzothTheGuildRat
Yeah.... I can chug water pretty fast too.
BlastFingerton
Semper Fi.
Buddy77
Marine challenge
nvregen1
Murica!
DanewolfStone
Peak American performance.
imdonewithpickingusernames
springtemper
Leave it to a marine! Oohrah! And people say you don't learn anything useful for the "real"world in the Corps...
TalkingTacos
Ilove314159
I think he’s more than just a member. I’d guess he’s captain of the US Drinking team.
grudgingtad
deleteder
Ereeeh
GentryMarine
Rah
Frozenstethoscope
Oorah!
skinnerspondbouy
Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? A: Because it's fucking close to water!
oznogster
Damn you beat me to it...
skinnerspondbouy
You pretty much summed up my existance on Imgur
Theimgurianwayoflife
Is this a summer or winter sport?
bmwood5150
All year baby!
DeathclawDefibrillator
+1 for the EGA Semper Fi
quattroformaggix4
Bob Hawke. Australian Prime Minister. 2.5 Pints in 11 seconds.
Mockingbirb
That's why he is the Prime Minister! Right?
SaltyInternetPirate
Germans don't need to make such contraptions to put in more beer. They use huge beer steins.
RandomActsOfSarcasm
BubbaRunski
Soda, beer, and liquor all at once? Ew.
BananazForScalz
Herbivore710
Downvote for littering
Thanatos121
This needs to be like, at least 10 minutes longer. I need to see what happened.
NachoPete
Let me get this right... he had bottles of beer, Coke, and vodka?
MoreOvaltinePlz
Worst gut rot ever
idrinkmoney
You think the vest is for his safety?!
blakeatwork
I think that's supposed to be a XXL basketball jersey
yesisaiditnotsorry
He works for the city. That guy that paints the lines on the highways. Yup, that's him.
Ihaventdoneanythingyet
He ded. Supa ded.
FakeNewsCanBeFun
From a mickey, a beer, and a coke? Look. His form was excellent; the man deserves credit. But that is not a lot of alcohol.
Ihaventdoneanythingyet
Ha when I chug a fifth it's not the alcohol that'd kill. Me it's the dumb choices lol.
windexismygravy
Fucking hell!
quattroformaggix4
Rare to see TP with such little spillage
misanthropicallygregarious
Christ, you might as well just inject the alcohol and sugar straight into your veins at that point.
Martellus
With all that alcohol, i think it replaced all his blood at this point.
ThelmaTidwell
Maybe he’s afraid of needles.
quattroformaggix4
I was thinking an anal funnel
trollAESTHETIC
*laughs in German*
Logaems
At least, this guy already has the "Paulanermuskel"...on the other hand, it's probably an american standart.
nightshonor
You really thnk that you can beat us at the 40-ounce beer bagpipe?
yesisaiditnotsorry
Lmao, and how exactly does that sound
trollAESTHETIC
yesisaiditnotsorry
love it!
ghost9687
I just want to point out those are 2 12oz bottles in an empty 24oz can
lovesecretsexandgod
That’s what I thought as well
MrBinns
The 24oz was full too
EntropicGolem
Stay tuned - Tomorrow is Everclear
docslummp
Wish it was bleach
samrevem
I bet you're a hoot at parties.
mac821
Are you serious? Dude doesn't go to parties at all.
ArchonIlladrya
He ded
oGalaxy
https://youtu.be/fWdOUaQq_Y4 already beat him to it
CrocAMileInMyShoes
Never in my life could I do that. Awful.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
So hard to watch. Hope he immediately got his stomach pumped...
Alavar
He did.
SquiggleBerries
Can you explain why everclear is so bad to my friend
IronRod
It's about 95% alcohol. There's no way he drank that, it must have been water.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
It's nearly pure alcohol. Drinking that much can kill you.
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Stay classy America.
Nathaniel93
Never crash a country's towers twice
mojo69
We will, baby.
peppeh
Hell yeah!!
JustHereForTheRiots
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
As often as possible. That has wine in it right?
CelticGirl0129
We are not doing OK, please send help.
Mockingbirb
Make America drunk again!
LittleLordThudleroy
We've thrown in the towel on that one
peppeh
What?? This is what peak performance looks like!!
Ibrakadabra4
windexismygravy
That motherfucker is strong!
andmar0401
I miss Dugan more and more with each passing day :(
TheRagingCow
And some people say we don't have culture...
TheFeralDog
Psh you think Germas, Russians or Irish couldn't or wouldn't do this?
Snowerti
Russians are marathon drinkers. They can't shotgun a beer but will drink more vodka over dinner than a standard liver can handle
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Not in that shirt they wouldn't.
Wronggifplacement
Its the patriotism. Thats the problem.
TheFeralDog
There is absolutely nothing wrong with patriotism.
flyingmonsters
So it's wrong to be patriotic towards your country?
freddyflash311
Wait do we seriously have a drinking team? Like, professionally drinking?
Goronhead
Professional alcoholism, woo!
BifPib
https://youtu.be/nF-wJ0j61rQ
SCHRAMB0
Beerfest is real?
StillNotYouTube
omg I get to see super troopers 2 in 4 weeks!
CrackerJackPrize
Yep also I’m a member of the FBI. Federal BOOBIE inspector!
Rakkndon
If we do it would just be filled with a bunch of college students. Im saying this as a college student.
godskook
Do you really think people would do that? Lie on a shirt? In real life?
ChickenROAR
Is... Is this against other nations? Germany, Japan, Spain?
hal9000xp
Most countries do
Meirril
It is hard to support the US team when the international competition just floors them. Russians, Germans and Auzzies dominate.
DragonDildoChandelier
In Russia it's just the entire population
mobileimgurlags
Yes I have a tank top that says I'm also part of the U.S. official drinking team and you know it's official cause it has a beer opener on it
SaiyajinPrinceTarble
And I'm part of the department of federal body inspections as per my FBI shirt.
WhatzitTooya
It's not official without start & stripes suspenders!
mobileimgurlags
But most of us on the team can use anything hell Ricky in Texas twists off every cap even if they're not designed to twist off
naj1987
Th idea that an American drinking team would be able to compete against any Northern European country is laughable.
MissAizea
Where do you think we got all our white people from?
naj1987
It’s cultural not race related e.g prohibition.
HolyStalactite
Did you not see that amazing documentary Beerfest.
2graves
A poignant snapshot of the difficulties arising from corporate espionage on an international scale
PenguinalParadox
.
onecowboytoo
I am still waiting for Potfest.
Xialdin
Who knows, we're about to get Super Troopers 2, maybe Potfest isn't so far behind? A man can dream!
CaptDadBod
Yeah... it's called the Marines... the emblem on his hat represents his humble beginnings in that Barracks School of Alcoholism...
Alpinecrags
Semper Fidelis. I'm drunk right now.
peppeh
Oorah!!
Bolognapogna
Air Force Ammo also reporting in. The adventure of the iron liver is an exploration of dreams, bad decisions and friendship.
kalas1973
Having met U.S. Marines, can confirm with vigor. They also chair the official crayon eating club.
peppeh
Oorah!!
peppeh
Whoops, wrong thread. Too much drinking..... Oorah!!!
peppeh
Wait, it looked like the wrong thread... Too much drinking or technical error? Help!
CapTrooper
US Army Barracks School of Alcoholism reporting in. Let's team up for maximum drunkness/NJP
d0o0o0d
If you want maximum drunkenness, you need to get the Navy involved.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
No drunk butt stuff tho.
d0o0o0d
...just between the two of us, don't turn your back on anyone wearing a dolphin.
RagingWatersEatsMyFriedAss
The shirt says it all.
RetroArt
God damn I love America
biggestblackestjesus
*stomach
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Shit, I was gonna say that the BELLY says it all. Still cool though
JapAnus
I want one. Wait no I'm Russian, I want one like it.
BifPib
Actually it says "USA DRINKING TEAM"
Thanatos121
Oh yeah? Well this says otherwise:
somewhatwiseguy
BunnyBeaaaar
"USA drinking team". cute.
Zeroforwinger
derpfacemcgee
So does the Milwaukee tumor
chardlz
The way it's stretched says more
peppeh
It's called a "fuel tank for a party machine".
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
Bear belly says it all.
shadokastur0776
BEAR belly? Terrifying.
ThinkingDeeply
*color
NachoPete
And the hat shows where he got his initial training.
circlebreaker
*gut explodes out of pants*
memeologees
And the gut
WannaBeStarDust
The hat says more. Semper Fi
NateDogg119
Err!
SweepTheLegsJohnny
My first thought,Of course he was in the Marines.
peppeh
Oorah.
ScaliasDissents
Beat me to it. Rah!
quattroformaggix4
Ignorant Question: Do marines watch NCIS & if so, do they enjoy its Vaseline screened nostalgia?
WannaBeStarDust
I enjoy the show, although the newer seasons aren't as good I'm my opinion
helpidontknowmyname
I think he needs a healthier hobby.
SweepTheLegsJohnny
I think you need to keep your stupid opinions to yourself
peppeh
As an Irish-American, I respectfully disagree.
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
It's more cheaper hoby than let's say fishing..
peppeh
You must be from the south, too. Let's get drunk and fish.
Eskim0J0e
Um... me too?