Jun 17, 2022 6:28 PM
Rubikx107
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dtemp5
He’s not wrong…
johnvilnis
Well he’s right. Doesn’t mean it is correct though.
syffi
graffr
samanthadlcruz
harvey keeps "acting shocked" when they obviously write the questions to get exactly that answer.
beaubrent
This format is so tired now.
GenericUsername71
Rottekongen
pugcashingout
Steve bingo: sex, women, man, divorce, money
8FootedAlgaeEater
Steve Harvey is a terrible person.
mrscottybear
Coming from mister "I can't be friends with women because I'll want to cheat on my wife with them. :(" What a sack of shit.
JacktheKind
Well, at least he knows himself and acts accordingly. He misses out on female friends, but it beats cheating.
MisterMarblesFoibles
That show has become just like clickbait. Ask a question you know will have a risque answer, make a face like you never expected it...
...then hear the laughter because you responded exactly the way they knew you would.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Show. Us. The. Board. OP.
YuffieK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRUwHAOeg_c
TrynShady
I can’t blame Carson either
Hiimunder
Dogs c:
VindictiveBathToaster
I’m just two women short of a three-way!
ballsoutflyer
NEKKID GRAMMA!
RedOvermorrow
that was the only time his fake confusion and shock wasn't fake. The way he starts repeating the answer and interrupts with -"HUH?"
Starbolt81
Steve has that resting 'y'all need Jesus' face
Firereika
What if a woman said she'd like two men on the bed?
ilhares
Then I'd like to meet her, I'll bring the chocolate cake.
What, no Game Boy?
While there are women who enjoy games in bed, most of them do not mean digital consoles.
danspratt90
I want to know what it scored!
The answer came up "Nude Swedes"
vorodar
I was thinking of big fluffy dogs but that answer is quite strong.
crodrigues
*whistles inwards*
( just in case people don't know this gem, here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg have a great day!)
MidasTheAlchemist
I don't think this is how you feud with families.
youreathing
Steve Harvey is a bigoted piece of shit.
mtzdoe
Gestalt7
Also feels that atheists aren't good people because they don't have God. PoS has committed adultery and the atheists are the problem.
Plaird
Not just not good people he straight up wants atheists dead
TheGrubinator
That's not an *also*. It's just one of the things that make him a bigoted piece of shit.
LarvaLamp
Also has a "dont talk to me" clause in his contract because he doesn't want to be bothered by the "little people."
unluckyandbored
Sure. I haven't disappointed two people at once since my last report card...
mcrump929000
I like how he was like , really man well let's check ithe survey anyway
hipifreq
Well? Was it number 1!?
Psionickitten
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRUwHAOeg_c #3 answer with 8. Pillows was #1 with 77.
DeltavliegerJoe
Lightsmith
A lot of women in that poll.
5hroomking
Probably 77 of them
sfrinlan
Ha, pillows was my second thought but the first thing I would have said out loud
My first thought was "pets."
pizzapartyhard
AnythingMuchShorter
I knew this would be here and I'm glad to see it.
Sonicschilidogs
"THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!?!" "Survey says.... penis"
thunderyeet
That last frame gets me every time
natronnatron
It's the eyes!
Snooj
It's a great formula.
Avernice
Welcome to America
DavidPemberton
Fun fact, the fella who drew this also created nyancat
LateNightBunnyParty
I'm so glad somebody posted this.
lovingspace
This is just so funny hahahhaaha
onewallpaperaweek
TransAtheistMinister
Was biotch a dwarf?
3KnucklesDeep
Gashful
Valdemaaaar
Carson!
SugaryDart
Bashful lol
DaSuccster
"....Terry!"
Gayforbae
Dopey, duh...
Thispostisaboutacat
Lusty
Jewdakris
We all know the answer that like the 7 dwarfs my wife is non-existent
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
Theres always Dock, that's a confusingly safe answer
MajorasTerribleFate
I can't decide if you know it's Doc and are punning.
I'll leave you to guess
saxon2060
Why's the guy wearing a uniform on a gameshow??
DukePhelan
Maybe retired? That used to be a no no for active duty and I don't see his cover anywhere either. Lt is gonna be pissed if he's still in.
Interesting. I think wearing a uniform when not at work/on duty is a very American thing to do. Never seen it here (UK) and I've been in.
I know the other branches have nothing against it, my brother was in the corps and said he wasn't allow to wear his stuff off base off duty.
AllMyOpinionSuck
Show runners probably told him he had to, get some of that valor viewership. I don't put my mil duty on apps, they always want to exploit it
Really?? Interesting. Thanks for response. Seeing military personnel not "at work" in their uniform is unheard of in the UK. Literally >
never seen it... And I've been in the military haha. I've never seen someone identify themself as a soldier in civvy street. There's this >
sort of attitude WITHIN the military that it would be a sort of embarrassing thing to do? Like you're showing off or expect praise.
Is that the actual question and did they actually boycott it? If so, that's probably the most funny thing to happen on the show.
KristopherGlass
It was, they did, and it's pure gold every time xD
Ok I looked it up and it seems real. There were 4 answers up there though. If you know all the dwarves it's pretty tough to lose that.
FuckGlitter
They are scared of their wives. Duh.
Hamfighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovJ-JsK9h4
hamstaman
Beard
Ryebread91
Happy and Sleepy are perfectly acceptable and Doc if you're into roleplay.
Conqueeftadore
Doc! Cuz she’s got a phd in sucking my dick!! Me: Drops mic Crowd: OOOOOOOHHHHHH
kyro
Steve Harvey: :O
PlaceHolderTitle
The Marine got himself a purple heart, he has seen combat....but fears his wife. A wise man indeed.
nat300Lord
Where is the pile of chewed I crayons. No crayons, no Marine.
I thought marines weren't allowed to be in their uniforms outside of a duty station or formal ceremony?
timmaybanks
They use them to get free pancakes at ihop
swellerelk
If true they likely get permission for things like this, news appearances etc.
greentights
Nothing like free advertisement for recruiting
overcookedchickennugget
Happy or doc or sleepy are fine.
Kassimila
Bashful works too
OuchYoureonmyhair
Doc??
JuggernaughtJoe
Sleepy iS NOT FINE GUYS.
pareidoliaperson
Sleepy in 60s were fine I think.
Bill Cosby disagrees!
thedudeman519
But she always says she's too tired!
Ultin8
I'm always sleepy in bed
CookieMonstersCrumbs
Happy, you idiots
Brittle7299
Take the L and confidently shout SEXY
JayEnfield
*Later, "Oh so you think I'm happy with this? And you're telling the whole world that I'm ~happy~ with ~this~? You think you're all that?"
And he comes back with "damn, bitch, I wish you'd go back to being dopey"
YesmynameisGreg
Alternatively: Sleepy. It says "in bed" not "during sex".
BoozeHound001
Sure but that'd be a lie
dragonfire50
shiftdi3s3l
when?
Ninjainslippers
Yeah, there's an obvious answer here. Maybe doc if you're into a specific type of kink.
GingerLaird
No! That's a trap. The man believes he's in good standing and gloats. The proper answer is Sleepy.
bolobass
Have you seen Happy?
KingXizor
thatsbadmmkay
Then their wife has has this reaction
SheepySleepySmuggler
Sleepy?
NotTheActualCharlieDay
llamallamadingd0ng
kstrtroi
Leonardo1975
Pill Cosby
CptJohnYossarian
Figaronincheez
Holy fucking shit. +1
NeoDarkElf
sarahjane138
elcee50
hardytardigrade
He is always so disgusted with his job, I expect he will quit soon. And it will be all the fault of these contestants and their dirty minds.
Pseudoruse
Congrats, you're their target audience.
skrimg59
lol ++
kd250015
Fyi I'm black... Funniest racist joke I heard.. "What's Long and Hard on a Black guy?..... 3rd Grade ?
ActorDiaboli
Hard for *you* maybe.
MasterAndPaquete
Pssst, it's a joke. Not meant to take personally.
Venomagneto
Yeah, I mean what else comes to mind? Two of, in the same bed? There isn't a whole lot more that makes sense to say.
shinakuma2
Only number 3 on the board?
ArkenX
Number two is a submarine and number one is a hollow rock full of cum
BMANN
A good ol spoogeode.
Bmxtucker
Number one is just a bad dragon toy
"The Golem XL"
subrosaflorens
"What is long, and hard, and full of semen?"
DuineSgith
The wreck of the ARA General Belgrano?
alternator43
The ultimate sandwich?
Prison shower
boywonderscore
The dump I just took...
A submarine?
snooch2thegouch
Good answer!
CafeNervosa
HenchGoalkeeper66
A sailor's corpse
DemonFluffer1000
Badger96
dtemp5
He’s not wrong…
johnvilnis
Well he’s right. Doesn’t mean it is correct though.
syffi
graffr
samanthadlcruz
harvey keeps "acting shocked" when they obviously write the questions to get exactly that answer.
beaubrent
This format is so tired now.
GenericUsername71
Rottekongen
pugcashingout
Steve bingo: sex, women, man, divorce, money
8FootedAlgaeEater
Steve Harvey is a terrible person.
mrscottybear
Coming from mister "I can't be friends with women because I'll want to cheat on my wife with them. :(" What a sack of shit.
JacktheKind
Well, at least he knows himself and acts accordingly. He misses out on female friends, but it beats cheating.
MisterMarblesFoibles
That show has become just like clickbait. Ask a question you know will have a risque answer, make a face like you never expected it...
MisterMarblesFoibles
...then hear the laughter because you responded exactly the way they knew you would.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Show. Us. The. Board. OP.
YuffieK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRUwHAOeg_c
TrynShady
I can’t blame Carson either
Hiimunder
Dogs c:
VindictiveBathToaster
I’m just two women short of a three-way!
ballsoutflyer
NEKKID GRAMMA!
RedOvermorrow
that was the only time his fake confusion and shock wasn't fake. The way he starts repeating the answer and interrupts with -"HUH?"
Starbolt81
Steve has that resting 'y'all need Jesus' face
Firereika
What if a woman said she'd like two men on the bed?
ilhares
Then I'd like to meet her, I'll bring the chocolate cake.
YuffieK
What, no Game Boy?
ilhares
While there are women who enjoy games in bed, most of them do not mean digital consoles.
danspratt90
I want to know what it scored!
YuffieK
The answer came up "Nude Swedes"
vorodar
I was thinking of big fluffy dogs but that answer is quite strong.
crodrigues
*whistles inwards*
crodrigues
( just in case people don't know this gem, here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg have a great day!)
MidasTheAlchemist
I don't think this is how you feud with families.
youreathing
Steve Harvey is a bigoted piece of shit.
mtzdoe
Gestalt7
Also feels that atheists aren't good people because they don't have God. PoS has committed adultery and the atheists are the problem.
Plaird
Not just not good people he straight up wants atheists dead
TheGrubinator
That's not an *also*. It's just one of the things that make him a bigoted piece of shit.
LarvaLamp
Also has a "dont talk to me" clause in his contract because he doesn't want to be bothered by the "little people."
unluckyandbored
Sure. I haven't disappointed two people at once since my last report card...
mcrump929000
I like how he was like , really man well let's check ithe survey anyway
hipifreq
Well? Was it number 1!?
Psionickitten
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRUwHAOeg_c #3 answer with 8. Pillows was #1 with 77.
DeltavliegerJoe
Lightsmith
A lot of women in that poll.
5hroomking
Probably 77 of them
sfrinlan
Ha, pillows was my second thought but the first thing I would have said out loud
Psionickitten
My first thought was "pets."
pizzapartyhard
AnythingMuchShorter
I knew this would be here and I'm glad to see it.
Sonicschilidogs
"THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!?!" "Survey says.... penis"
thunderyeet
That last frame gets me every time
natronnatron
It's the eyes!
Snooj
It's a great formula.
Avernice
Welcome to America
DavidPemberton
Fun fact, the fella who drew this also created nyancat
LateNightBunnyParty
I'm so glad somebody posted this.
lovingspace
This is just so funny hahahhaaha
onewallpaperaweek
TransAtheistMinister
Was biotch a dwarf?
3KnucklesDeep
Gashful
Valdemaaaar
Carson!
SugaryDart
Bashful lol
DaSuccster
"....Terry!"
Gayforbae
Dopey, duh...
Thispostisaboutacat
Lusty
Jewdakris
We all know the answer that like the 7 dwarfs my wife is non-existent
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
Theres always Dock, that's a confusingly safe answer
MajorasTerribleFate
I can't decide if you know it's Doc and are punning.
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
I'll leave you to guess
saxon2060
Why's the guy wearing a uniform on a gameshow??
DukePhelan
Maybe retired? That used to be a no no for active duty and I don't see his cover anywhere either. Lt is gonna be pissed if he's still in.
saxon2060
Interesting. I think wearing a uniform when not at work/on duty is a very American thing to do. Never seen it here (UK) and I've been in.
DukePhelan
I know the other branches have nothing against it, my brother was in the corps and said he wasn't allow to wear his stuff off base off duty.
AllMyOpinionSuck
Show runners probably told him he had to, get some of that valor viewership. I don't put my mil duty on apps, they always want to exploit it
saxon2060
Really?? Interesting. Thanks for response. Seeing military personnel not "at work" in their uniform is unheard of in the UK. Literally >
saxon2060
never seen it... And I've been in the military haha. I've never seen someone identify themself as a soldier in civvy street. There's this >
saxon2060
sort of attitude WITHIN the military that it would be a sort of embarrassing thing to do? Like you're showing off or expect praise.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Is that the actual question and did they actually boycott it? If so, that's probably the most funny thing to happen on the show.
KristopherGlass
It was, they did, and it's pure gold every time xD
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Ok I looked it up and it seems real. There were 4 answers up there though. If you know all the dwarves it's pretty tough to lose that.
FuckGlitter
They are scared of their wives. Duh.
Hamfighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovJ-JsK9h4
hamstaman
Beard
Ryebread91
Happy and Sleepy are perfectly acceptable and Doc if you're into roleplay.
Conqueeftadore
Doc! Cuz she’s got a phd in sucking my dick!! Me: Drops mic Crowd: OOOOOOOHHHHHH
kyro
Steve Harvey: :O
PlaceHolderTitle
The Marine got himself a purple heart, he has seen combat....but fears his wife. A wise man indeed.
nat300Lord
Where is the pile of chewed I crayons. No crayons, no Marine.
DukePhelan
I thought marines weren't allowed to be in their uniforms outside of a duty station or formal ceremony?
timmaybanks
They use them to get free pancakes at ihop
swellerelk
If true they likely get permission for things like this, news appearances etc.
greentights
Nothing like free advertisement for recruiting
overcookedchickennugget
Happy or doc or sleepy are fine.
Kassimila
Bashful works too
OuchYoureonmyhair
Doc??
JuggernaughtJoe
Sleepy iS NOT FINE GUYS.
pareidoliaperson
Sleepy in 60s were fine I think.
Kassimila
Bill Cosby disagrees!
thedudeman519
But she always says she's too tired!
Ultin8
I'm always sleepy in bed
CookieMonstersCrumbs
Happy, you idiots
Brittle7299
Take the L and confidently shout SEXY
JayEnfield
*Later, "Oh so you think I'm happy with this? And you're telling the whole world that I'm ~happy~ with ~this~? You think you're all that?"
OuchYoureonmyhair
And he comes back with "damn, bitch, I wish you'd go back to being dopey"
YesmynameisGreg
Alternatively: Sleepy. It says "in bed" not "during sex".
BoozeHound001
Sure but that'd be a lie
dragonfire50
shiftdi3s3l
when?
Ninjainslippers
Yeah, there's an obvious answer here. Maybe doc if you're into a specific type of kink.
GingerLaird
No! That's a trap. The man believes he's in good standing and gloats. The proper answer is Sleepy.
bolobass
Have you seen Happy?
KingXizor
KingXizor
thatsbadmmkay
Then their wife has has this reaction
SheepySleepySmuggler
Sleepy?
ballsoutflyer
NotTheActualCharlieDay
llamallamadingd0ng
kstrtroi
Leonardo1975
Pill Cosby
CptJohnYossarian
Figaronincheez
Holy fucking shit. +1
NeoDarkElf
sarahjane138
elcee50
hardytardigrade
He is always so disgusted with his job, I expect he will quit soon. And it will be all the fault of these contestants and their dirty minds.
Pseudoruse
Congrats, you're their target audience.
skrimg59
lol ++
kd250015
Fyi I'm black... Funniest racist joke I heard.. "What's Long and Hard on a Black guy?..... 3rd Grade ?
ActorDiaboli
Hard for *you* maybe.
MasterAndPaquete
Pssst, it's a joke. Not meant to take personally.
Venomagneto
Yeah, I mean what else comes to mind? Two of, in the same bed? There isn't a whole lot more that makes sense to say.
shinakuma2
Only number 3 on the board?
ArkenX
Number two is a submarine and number one is a hollow rock full of cum
BMANN
A good ol spoogeode.
Bmxtucker
Number one is just a bad dragon toy
ArkenX
"The Golem XL"
subrosaflorens
"What is long, and hard, and full of semen?"
DuineSgith
The wreck of the ARA General Belgrano?
alternator43
The ultimate sandwich?
Plaird
Prison shower
boywonderscore
The dump I just took...
PlaceHolderTitle
A submarine?
snooch2thegouch
Good answer!
CafeNervosa
HenchGoalkeeper66
A sailor's corpse
DemonFluffer1000
Badger96