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Wow the front page! I guess I get to make one request. I shall ask for...
Weird music or bands you like. Like links to samples. I don't care if its Tuvan throat singing, bagpipe rock covers or Ukrainian ethno-chaos folk pop (Dahkabrakha).
eaglehunter
I thought it was 1500 miles he’d walk for oral
PabloDiabloman
True story but that's not a picture of the guy
lovestars
HA! justice bitch
Zataanthemystcal
And ahhhhiiiiii would walk 500 myeles and ahhhhiiiiii would walk 500 huhndred moar
spanky82
If he followed the song right, he’d still be free.
Bigcurly2000
It bugs me that it's short a DA (DA)
crazywowow
Isn't there some sort of child labor law where this happened?
allysuzumiya
The man: You ‘gotta be kiddin me *looks at camera, everyone laughs and applauds*
KingAsahi
That's funny but a bullet to the head would have been great ?
poopnugget6
It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey.
bpwyndon
Probably thought she was going to be of age by the time he got there.
Ghode
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Leonard Hofstadter?
ClickAtYourOwnRisk
This guy looks exactly like what you think a pedo would look like.
Gababu
i read the news article, this guy is apparently only 32 and looks like this. He did not win the gene battle.
ThisOldCPU
SteveD31415
What makes someone like that think anyone would want to have sex with him?
thxph
Nonce-sensical!
dogmoind
He's 32. That's a HARD 32.
RoughJustice2k18
Very hard. Now he can find out how hard he really is in prison :)
FartyMcDumpstein
This is why the police have a bad reputation. They are letting 14 year olds run around with guns. Ridiculous.
lovestars
heres a weird song, but i like it
lovestars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgbhlwtt1VA
HoloBu88les101
Love that song
RetardVillain
That headline, 14yo cop
IndecisiveSlacker
I'd imagine she's a petite adult cop?
clamdriver
14 year old cop?
RoughJustice2k18
Undercover cop "posing" as a 14 year-old girl. The cop is not 14.
clamdriver
Thanks
imgur990
have a seat, you must be tired after your long walk
Captainplanetmotherfucker
By the look on his face in the mugshot, he is still pissed off about it.
RenaissanceFaireMan
I'm sure it wasn't his fault, victim of entrapment (and his barber is ripping him off too!)
Slugsie
I haven't had sex if far longer than is probably healthy, and I wouldn't even drive 35 miles for a shag. At some point you have to be...
Slugsie
...impressed with someone commitment. Even if they do deserve to be committed for what they were trying to do.
Slugsie
Don't have sex with underage people, it's really not that difficult to understand.
MastersonWalter
What band those 2 guys from?
Elnauriel
The Proclaimers. =)
RoughJustice2k18
Well respected Scots too. :-)
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Wow, that's so cool that someone so young could have that kind of job.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
Wow youre so original!
ChickensBeeQuackin
turns out the title is retarded and everyone knows it
ThisGuyPostingThings
Must've been Jump Street.
Whyamihereagain
I thought the same thing. =)
hydrocarbon82
14 jump street!
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
SecretlySkeletonHitler
This was the top comment on reddit too
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
Probably a reliable way of point farming.
logosrising
It’s from a greentext
Lostradefaog
That tells u a lot abou the people here
DrClaww
LovelyMover
& in the UK today a 33 yr old who molested 200kids from 6mnth old was stabbed to death in prison. He was writing a pedo manual when caught
cryogenian
He still didn’t suffer enough.
LanceHol
Good riddance.
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CongratsYouAreHereNow
Jimmy Saville was Muslim?!?!?!
KobeBurger
So sad when someone chooses to end their own life, by stabbing themselves in the back 100 times with multiple shanks. So tragic.
muckinpattis
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
blonx
A what?? ?
trigonman3
a 33-year-old, children, dieded, lock-up building, how-to guide to pedophilia/pederasty, a world of info at your fingertips but can't Google
Simonboo
One of the best ‘good news’ stories of recent times over here - it made me smile and laugh out loud when I read it. Rot in hell you cunt.
xGallifreyRises
I read that on BBC a wee while ago. Seems even in prison people like that are reviled. Dirty bastard.
rudestdude
A wee while ago
ChainmailleAddict
The guards take their sweet time when they hear one is getting beat up by everyone else. Or at least that's what I've read.
BurntRamen
Every social structure has a hierarchy, especially when you have little other freedoms. (No I'm no saying let them go.)
Allanonshea1
Most people like that in prison, die quickly.
LovelyMover
Man hurting kids, in prison, ur a nonce and you are in big fing trouble
suomynonA
I saw once that a lot of those guys have their own kids that they can't even see or protect because they're in prison...
suomynonA
And then there's those molestors on the outside doing that stuff to kids, so of course they're going to be angry.
ImNotRacistBut
Makes them feel better about themselves. "Sure, I did a bunch of SUPER BAD STUFF, but at least I'm not THAT guy"-It's entirely self-serving.
ChainmailleAddict
Or maybe, because criminals are still people, they do it out of a sense of justice or vengeance?
thorkild91
I understand your argument but I’ve heard guys talk about their opinion and sex crimes are are just reviled as they can’t be justified
thorkild91
I totally see where it could be used to be like well I’m not that bad but the true hatred is there as well.
nonrelevantname
Chomos never have a good time in prison when they're in gen pop. I know, my cousin magically hung himself laying down in his cell, dont care
Mumalot
magic-rope is on a rampage!
TrapsAreIllegal
Chomos?
nonrelevantname
Chomos = people in prison with children related crime, mostly sexual crimes.
WardStradlater
*Chomos= child molesters*
storebrandproductmascot
What was he in gen pop and not segregated with the rest of the pedos, tho?
nonrelevantname
Where im from we cant afford to split special cases, so everyone goes into gen pop. Even white collar crimes
againchina
He was not, they put the sex offenders all in one big cess pit. Guy was so disgusting I guess even another pedo wanted to off him
storebrandproductmascot
I was asking about nonrelevantname's cousin, not the UK stabbing case. Unless that's what you're talking about?
againchina
Ah no, my mistake
nonrelevantname
Yea my cousin was caught penetrating a minor (he was 27). Our govt doesnt know how to allocate money so theres literally one prison for 1/2
Travellightly85
Richard Huckle. No one mourns his death. Hope the prison guards will smuggle the guy who stabbed him some good food as a reward.
Tminus1622d
No. It's a prison. The state/judge whatever, the 'man' sets the sentence. No self improvised additions. It's a slippery slope. Someday some
Tminus1622d
twat will give some speeches on tv again and then suddenly it's lefties or people with glasses getting stabbed. Also, it's a fcking prison,
Tminus1622d
one of the most monitored and controlled places there is. There shoudlnt be any crime possible inside it, it just proves that pure
AvidLebon
You sure about that? Guard doesn't even look. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/special-reports/florida-prisons/article235623292.html
Tminus1622d
repression will never get rid of crime. You can trade in all the freedoms for promises of safety and whatnot and it wont stop them terries.